# Fan Dressed As Giant Erection May Have Been Peenalized At College Football Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 26, 2023, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fan-dressed-as-giant-erection-may-have-been-peenalized-at-college-football-game/992141 "2023-10-26T18:55:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fan-dressed-as-giant-erection-may-have-been-peenalized-at-college-football-game/992141/1 "2023-10-26T18:55:12Z")
Huffington Post is having WAY too much fun with this story > [@](#): > > # Fan Dressed As Giant Erection May Have Been Peenalized At College Football Game > > The individual in the penis costume was asked to take it off or beat it, a university spokesperson said. > > Hey, who wants to be in a stadium that won’t accept you as a member? > **[Fan Dressed As Giant Erection May Have Been Peenalized At College Football Game](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/penis-costume-sam-houston-state_n_653a8c93e4b00110fef020d4)** > > The individual in the penis costume was asked to take it off or beat it, a university spokesperson said. > ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fan-dressed-as-giant-erection-may-have-been-peenalized-at-college-football-game/992141/2 "2023-10-26T19:02:14Z")
The person in the costume clearly could not see very well. Perhaps they thought they were going to see the Expos and Yanks? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fan-dressed-as-giant-erection-may-have-been-peenalized-at-college-football-game/992141/3 "2023-10-26T19:05:18Z")
Good thing he didn’t pull something. He would have had to limp off the field. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fan-dressed-as-giant-erection-may-have-been-peenalized-at-college-football-game/992141/4 "2023-10-26T19:12:37Z")
Just a whacko. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fan-dressed-as-giant-erection-may-have-been-peenalized-at-college-football-game/992141/5 "2023-10-26T19:16:04Z")
> [@snowthx](#): > > The person in the costume clearly could not see very well. Perhaps they thought they were going to see the Expos and Yanks? - He’s only got one eye. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fan-dressed-as-giant-erection-may-have-been-peenalized-at-college-football-game/992141/6 "2023-10-26T19:20:45Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > [https://twitter.com/CFBcampustour/status/1717354245618290937](https://twitter.com/CFBcampustour/status/1717354245618290937) Guy is dragging his penis up the stairs & none of the women are paying any attention to him??? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fan-dressed-as-giant-erection-may-have-been-peenalized-at-college-football-game/992141/7 "2023-10-26T19:24:36Z")
Sure, it’s a dick move, but it sure took balls to try it… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fan-dressed-as-giant-erection-may-have-been-peenalized-at-college-football-game/992141/8 "2023-10-26T19:25:35Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > Sure, it’s a dick move, but it sure took balls to try it… - Especially for such an upstanding young man. ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fan-dressed-as-giant-erection-may-have-been-peenalized-at-college-football-game/992141/9 "2023-10-26T19:35:54Z")
If he takes Viagra, does he get arthritis? ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fan-dressed-as-giant-erection-may-have-been-peenalized-at-college-football-game/992141/10 "2023-10-26T21:19:38Z")
“Peenalized”? Shouldn’t that be “Penilized”? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fan-dressed-as-giant-erection-may-have-been-peenalized-at-college-football-game/992141/11 "2023-10-26T21:28:02Z")
It’s just as well he left early. If he’d stayed there for more than four hours he would have needed to seek medical assistance. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fan-dressed-as-giant-erection-may-have-been-peenalized-at-college-football-game/992141/12 "2023-10-26T21:29:36Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > The individual in the penis costume was asked to take it off or **beat it** , a university spokesperson said. Umm… ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fan-dressed-as-giant-erection-may-have-been-peenalized-at-college-football-game/992141/13 "2023-10-26T21:36:50Z")
Who knew you had to be such a big asshole to look like a big dick? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fan-dressed-as-giant-erection-may-have-been-peenalized-at-college-football-game/992141/14 "2023-10-26T21:38:13Z")
All I could think of was this music video. [![](https://i.vimeocdn.com/video/617122726-dedc58d9572ac3b78cd3da3407e3cb8f887b9da874e57c118eff5689a3a912f6-d?f=webp "My Wena-SD") ](https://vimeo.com/202966705) I love that song. It’s a lot more subtle when you’re just listening to it and not watching the video, which gives everything away. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fan-dressed-as-giant-erection-may-have-been-peenalized-at-college-football-game/992141/15 "2023-10-26T21:43:59Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > He’s only got one eye. Yeah, never really been known for depth perception. ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fan-dressed-as-giant-erection-may-have-been-peenalized-at-college-football-game/992141/16 "2023-10-26T21:54:50Z")
What does that costume use for skin? ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fan-dressed-as-giant-erection-may-have-been-peenalized-at-college-football-game/992141/17 "2023-10-26T21:57:53Z")
Maybe something they found on [Clothworks](https://clothworks.com/CollectionDetailList/Y3746/Fore!/CLOTHWORKS)? ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fan-dressed-as-giant-erection-may-have-been-peenalized-at-college-football-game/992141/18 "2023-10-26T22:01:00Z")
I was making a lame pun. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fan-dressed-as-giant-erection-may-have-been-peenalized-at-college-football-game/992141/19 "2023-10-26T22:23:18Z")
> [@Akaj](#): > > I was making a lame pun. - You cover it well. I saw it. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fan-dressed-as-giant-erection-may-have-been-peenalized-at-college-football-game/992141/20 "2023-10-26T22:24:38Z")
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