Fanatical Berserker Warrior Dad wants a Harley

When I was 15 and messing around with a 16 year old buddy, I was driving his car down a dirt gravel road and we were practicing 360’s. Well, I did until the engine stalled and a fanatical berserker warrior, pulled me out of the drivers seat pinned me by the throat against the car and pulled his swing about 1 mm from my face. He somehow had realized I was a dumb ass kid and that he didn’t need to go to jail 'cause he put me in the hospital. He just scared the shit out of us, and I learned my lesson about driving recklessly anywhere there might be kids, and to never ever give a reason to one of those fanatical berserker warriors camaflaged as a 40 something bald guy with a beer gut.