# Fanfic written by Dopers

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [May 10, 2009, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973 "2009-05-10T22:31:45Z")
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### Author: ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2009, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973/1 "2009-05-10T22:31:45Z")

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Any dopers here write fan fiction? Please post some links to your best fanfic here. 🙂

I’ll start. I’m much more of a reader than an author, but I do have a short series of _Buffy_ AU crossover vignettes: _[Don’t Do This, Don’t Do That](http://www.tthfanfic.org/series.php?no=919)_.

It’s uncredited, but I did the overall plotline for this non-crossover AU Buffyverse story: _[Kennedy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1](http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-16570/becuzitswrong+Kennedy+the+Vampire+Slayer+Season+1.htm)_. I stand in awe at this epic that becuzitswrong has been developing from my sparse outline.

Anyone else care to share? If there’s been an earlier thread on this subject, I couldn’t find it with a search.

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### Author: ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2009, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973/2 "2009-05-10T23:35:32Z")

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Heh…my shameful past.

[That Don’t Distress Me Much](http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Network/6011/dondistress.txt) - DS9 parody of Shania Twain’s “That Don’t Impress Me Much”

[CheQMate](http://www.trekiverse.org/archive/2000/story/voy/CheQMate) - Voyager story. Q pursues Janeway. There’s coffee bribery involved.

[La Danse Macabre](http://www.trekiverse.org/archive/2000/story/voy/LaDanseMacabre) - Another Q/Janeway story. I really liked this one.

[EnterprOz](http://www.trekiverse.org/archive/2000/story/tng/MarrissaStories/Enterproz) - Data takes a strange journey. Warning…this story’s central plot uses non-standard Trek characters, specifically Stephen Ratliff’s Marrissa Amber Flores Picard Whatever Whatever, Princess/Admiral/Dark Goddess/Borg Queen.

[Trek Star](http://www.trekiverse.org/archive/2000/poems/voy/TrekStar) - Parody of Smashmouth’s _All-Star_.

[Voyager’s Isle](http://www.trekiverse.org/archive/2000/parody/voy/VoyagersIsle) - Parody of a certain other television show’s well-known theme.

I’ve been known by my real name and by the alt.star-trek.creative pseudonym Vedek Weyoun in my long-past fanficcing career…

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### Author: ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973/3 "2009-05-11T00:36:29Z")

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There is a doper here who wrote some of the finest _Harry Potter_ fanfic I’ve ever read. (Specifically related to the Marauders.) But I won’t post the links until and unless she posts here herself. 😃

I wrote [one chapter](http://remus-recs.livejournal.com/5850.html) of what was supposed to be an ongoing HP suspense/mystery story involving Remus but got the wind knocked out of me by Book 7. I wrote a second chapter but again, after Book 7 I just didn’t have the stomach for it; plus, it’d have to be AU now. Actually if you look on that site, you’ll find my recommendation of one of the aforementioned Doper’s stories.

I also wrote a section of an _American Gothic_ fanfic for a round robin story, which is posted somewhere on the web but I’ll not link it since it’s under my real name. And some _Days of Our Lives_ fic, the later of which was never posted anywhere.

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### Author: ![MacSpon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@MacSpon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacSpon)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2009, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973/4 "2009-05-11T09:42:32Z")

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Oh, dear. Do I have to admit to this?

[Sailor Moon 4200](http://shell.ihug.co.nz/~macspon/fanfic/sm4200/index.html). The story that’s been swallowing my life…

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### Author: ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2009, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973/5 "2009-05-11T13:28:19Z")

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I’ve written fanfiction exactly once - because of this board. Someone wanted to do a Marvel/DC fanfiction crossover and I think of all the people who expressed interest, only two stories were written. C’est la vie.

I do participate in online play by post roleplaying communities which are, effectively, cooperative fanfiction, though. I write for various superhero characters there, and Xander Harris.

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### Author: ![tanstaafl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@tanstaafl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanstaafl)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2009, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973/6 "2009-05-11T15:12:06Z")

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Not sure if this counts but I wrote a story filling in the background for the character I used to play in _Star Wars: Galaxies_. So I guess you could count it as Star Wars fanfic. [Here it is, anyway](http://www.14kofginafpd.com/details.php?id=43).

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### Author: ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2009, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973/7 "2009-05-12T01:04:08Z")

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Congratulations, this is my first subscribed thread! I’ll have a read of some of these. Could you guys confirm that these are completed works, please? I hate reading a great fanfic only to find it’s got no ending.

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### Author: ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2009, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973/8 "2009-05-12T01:17:16Z")

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[Mine’s](http://www.geocities.com/mulderscreek/otherfics.html) primarily X-Files, but there are a few XF crossovers with shows like Joan of Arcadia, Supernatural, and some books like Anita Blake and Sookie Stackhouse. Series are listed first on that page, then completed stand-alone stories, then works in progress.

I also host [The Nursery Files](http://www.geocities.com/mulderscreek/nurseryfiles.html) archive, and there are over 1000 fics by various authors there…which prompted my geocities replacement thread a couple of weeks ago.

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### Author: ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2009, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973/9 "2009-05-12T01:20:24Z")

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The Good News is: I’ve made a fanfic based on the movie Cube.

Bad News is: I don’t think the site I posted it to, is still around.

Worse News: I’m not sure I would show you guys, even if you asked.

It is horribly incoherent. From 5 years ago.

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### Author: ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2009, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973/10 "2009-05-12T02:36:02Z")

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Congratulations, this is my first subscribed thread! I’ll have a read of some of these. Could you guys confirm that these are completed works, please? I hate reading a great fanfic only to find it’s got no ending.

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### Author: ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2009, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973/11 "2009-05-12T03:47:49Z")

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> [@scifisam2009](#):
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> Congratulations, this is my first subscribed thread! I’ll have a read of some of these. Could you guys confirm that these are completed works, please? I hate reading a great fanfic only to find it’s got no ending.

All the ones I listed are completed. I have unfinished stuff floating around but…well, there’s a reason it’s unfinished.

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### Author: ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2009, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973/12 "2009-05-12T04:57:53Z")

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I’ve got my six-story arc with semi-related tales of Barclay, Ro and Saavik. I called the series “Battles and Roses”.

Write me if you want a copy. The first two stories were on-line back in the stone-age of the 1990s, but have disappeared since.

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### Author: ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2009, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973/13 "2009-05-12T05:14:27Z")

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you might get a kick out of the legendary thread “What if Lord of the Rings had been written by different authors?”.

While not full FanFic, there is some awesome stuff in there that might be what you’re looking for (my Anita Blake take on it I am particularly proud of, personally).

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### Author: ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2009, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973/14 "2009-05-12T05:30:22Z")

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> [@Tristan](#):
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> you might get a kick out of the legendary thread “What if Lord of the Rings had been written by different authors?”.
> 
> While not full FanFic, there is some awesome stuff in there that might be what you’re looking for (my Anita Blake take on it I am particularly proud of, personally).

Nostalgic Love - that was the first thread I ever posted in at the age of 16. _sigh_ memories. (BTW, I was Ennui and Dejection, and I was LOtR by Salinger.)  
…Holy fuck, I was a teenage stereotype.

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### Author: ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2009, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973/15 "2009-05-12T05:49:56Z")

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> [@Tristan](#):
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> you might get a kick out of the legendary thread “What if Lord of the Rings had been written by different authors?”.
> 
> While not full FanFic, there is some awesome stuff in there that might be what you’re looking for (my Anita Blake take on it I am particularly proud of, personally).

Can somebody provide a link, please? I’m not finding it in search.

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### Author: ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2009, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973/16 "2009-05-12T06:06:31Z")

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(I’ve got an entry of my own on that “What of LoTR…” thread—but I’d guess a lot of us do. 🙂 )

Anyhoos, yeah, I’ve written a 'fic or two in my time. Mostly for the MTV animated series Daria.

Most of [my earlier stuff](http://www.outpost-daria.com/fanfic_n_author.html) is probably only accessible via the Internet Archive (I switched ISPs a few years back, and never reuploaded 'em. No one ever asked. ☹ ), and I find I’m a _little_ embarassed to bring them up, though most weren’t that bad. Maybe just a bit esoteric, or outright weird—I _did_ do a couple of [songfics](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Songfic)…[one of which](http://web.archive.org/web/20040104071506/http://www.home.pon.net/phoebeg/panzerfibbed.html) used the Panzerlied (It went with a pun…and Creed was getting _so_ overused.) And another one involved [multiple offscreen murders/cannibalism](http://web.archive.org/web/20040409100130/http://www.home.pon.net/phoebeg/REALLY_guilty_pleasures.html). Another fellow actually wrote a sequel to that one!

More recent stuff? Well, it’s the same TV series, but—

•[Epiphany](http://home.comcast.net/~Ranchoth/Epiphany.html)—A Batman crossover. I actually think this one might actually have some broader cross-fandom appeal. I was kinda proud of the themes and imagery I managed to work into it.

•[Hard Contacts](http://home.comcast.net/~Ranchoth/HardContacts.html)—No comment (well, aside from noting the bad and very obscure pun in the title). 😃

•[Inauguration](http://home.comcast.net/~Ranchoth/Inauguration_Part_1.html)—this is one of my favorites. A five chapter political thriller, with a jaw-dropping amount of cameos and implied crossovers (it started getting a little out of hand, but I think I kept it from stealing the show…maybe even from being noticed).

Aaand…after those, I actually started work on a series, more or less. A…well, _ongoing_ series. It’s a crossover between the aforementioned cartoon, and—well, it’s a bit of a spoiler.

•[It’s A Living](http://home.comcast.net/%7ERanchoth/Its_a_living.html). (Someone actually posted a link to this one on the SDMB, many moons back. Joys. 🙂 )

•[Janissaries](http://home.comcast.net/%7ERanchoth/Janissaries.html).

And the latest,

•[Expectavi](http://thepaperpusher.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=21785).

Okay, it’s gotten bad enough that that series alone has it’s own [fandom wiki page](http://www.dariawiki.org/wiki/index.php?title=Its_a_Living). Yep.

And I sincerely hope I’m not the last person to post in this thread.

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### Author: ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973/17 "2009-05-12T13:29:51Z")

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I honestly don’t know if my one fanfic is still on the net, since I deleted my website.

The fanfiction-like roleplaying I do is in various spots.

> **[jla\_watchtower](https://jla-watchtower.livejournal.com/)**
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> jla\_watchtower - the new blog in LiveJournal. There should be new interesting records soon.

> **[marvel\_mansion](https://marvel-mansion.livejournal.com/)**
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> marvel\_mansion - the new blog in LiveJournal. There should be new interesting records soon.

> **[whedonverse\_rpg](https://whedonverse-rpg.livejournal.com/)**
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> whedonverse\_rpg - the new blog in LiveJournal. There should be new interesting records soon.

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### Author: ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2009, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973/18 "2009-05-12T14:45:16Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Can somebody provide a link, please? I’m not finding it in search.

[Here you go. Be prepared to spend a lot of time…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=138905)

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### Author: ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2009, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973/19 "2009-05-12T15:33:57Z")

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All the fanfic I wrote, I wrote for the now-defunct DC Comics fanzine [Fanzing](http://www.fanzing.com/archives/). A list of my stories can be found at [this link](http://www.fanzing.com/archives/arch_author.shtml#keller), and I’m particularly proud of [this Legion story](http://www.fanzing.com/mag/fanzing24/feature1.shtml), which was classified as a feature rather than as fiction (so it’s not at the other link).

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### Author: ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2009, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fanfic-written-by-dopers/495973/20 "2009-05-14T13:55:36Z")

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Aaand…it’s technically an original work, but what the heck? I felt like sharing this old one of mine.

> [@](#):
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> One of the strangest chapters in American aeronautics, the AV-4F was the product of the “Whiz Kids” of Robert S. McNamara’s Defense Department in the closing years of the Vietnam war.
> 
> The conflict had seen the birth of true vertical attack aircraft, in the form of helicopter gunships. The 1960s in general, however, had shown the promise of VTOL jet aircraft, such as the British Hawker-Siddeley Harrier…and a myriad of less successful prototypes and experimental designs from half a dozen nations.
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> Thus, to the Johnson administration, while the military situation in southeast Asia clearly demonstrated the need for a heavy (in comparison to heliborne, at least) strike/attack aircraft, a viable platform might be years away.
> 
> The concept of modifying an existing airframe into an interim VTOL design came from aircraft designer Kevin Altieri, a fixture at Douglas aircraft who had been “loaned” to Avro Canada in 1962 for assistance on the ground-attack variant of the CF-105 Arrow under maverick engineer T. S. McFarlane. In response to the open bid request from the DoD in 1969, Altieri’s team drafted a conversion plan for an A-4B airframe to a a “gyrodyne” (or “heliplane”) craft within 6 weeks; upon approval from McDonnell-Douglas brass, the first YAV-4F prototype was ready for flight testing in Santa Monica ten weeks later.
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> Although a seemingly radical (although not wholly unprecedented—combat autogyros had seen limited service with Germany and Japan in WWII), even outrageous departure from the current direction of aircraft evolution, the concept was solid. The A-4 Skyhawk had been designed from the outset for small size, weight, and a “future proof” expandability—as evidenced by the Skyhawk’s worldwide service well into the 21st century. And a hybrid gyrocopter design, with a rotor powered only by tip rockets during VTOL operations represented a relatively marginal weight cost compared to a dedicated second lift engine system, and contributed to overall low-speed performance, rather than simply adding dead weight during level flight.
> 
> 93 of the AV-4Fs (which had garnered the nickname “Darwin’s Finch” from wags in the company press department) were deployed to Vietnam in the spring of 1971, operating in the roles later “jump jets” would be designed around. As a dedicated ground-support aircraft, the Finches flew not only from carriers and air bases, but also improvised landing strips and deep “in-country” fire support bases, usually a loadout of five 1000-lb Napalm canisters—or the experimental 300 gallon napalm pods hastily converted from Aero 1D drop tanks. (AV-4s operating out of Fire Base Crook gained no small share of infamy for this role when they participated in the famed napalm attack on Trang Brang in June, 1972.)
> 
> The “Finch” was much loved by it’s pilots and ground troops, but by very few others—thus, even though it was one of the last U.S. warplanes to leave Vietnam, the fairly conservative numbers built and deployed to action probably had little effect on the outcome of the war by the time fighting ultimately ended in 1976.
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> AV-4s briefly supplemented the Navy’s even shorter-lived FV-12 aboard it’s _Toulgas_-class Sea Control Ships in the 1970s, before the force was withdrawn from service after budget cuts and changing politico-military climate.
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> However, the “Finches” gained one more moment in the sun upon the coming of the Reagan administration, which saw the mothballed aircraft called back into service in the interim before the slated procurement of an AV-8B replacement force.
> 
> AV-4s flew out of the Beirut International Airport, and more notably off of the Interdiction Assault Ship USS _Iowa_ (the hybrid “Battle Carrier” CVBB-61) during the multinational peacekeeping operation in Beirut in 1982. Their performance during the campaign was by all accounts superb, and might just have bought the Finches a new lease on life, but for one final adversary: time.
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> Routine maintenance evaluations in 1983-84 revealed metal fatigue and cracking in the wing boxes and rotor junctions of over 6/8ths of the AV-4 fleet—scars of overstress from pushing the nearly thirty year old airframes far beyond their design limits, often under combat conditions.
> 
> The final operational flight of the world’s only combat autogyro took place on February 3rd, 1985. Most of “Darwin’s Finches” were interred at Davis-Monthan AFB’s “boneyard,” or sold for scrap. A small number live on as museum exhibits, although few if any are kept airworthy.

…which was written entirely as backstory for a readme file for [this flight simulator aircraft I heavily modified into it’s presented form.](http://forums.x-plane.org/index.php?autocom=downloads&showfile=320)

…inspired by two seconds (starting at 2:49) of footage from [this old Pearl Jam video.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=copOYXvEsRs)  
'Cause that’s the kind of man I am. 🆒

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