# Fans of "The Abyss"...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fans-of-the-abyss/729506>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2015, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fans-of-the-abyss/729506 "2015-08-31T16:10:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fans-of-the-abyss/729506/1 "2015-08-31T16:10:55Z")

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…will be amused to hear that Hurricane Fred has formed off the coast of Africa.

Which, by the way, is a unusual storm in many ways. Although it’s formed in the Cape Verde cradle of many storms, it’s the first in 125 years to reach hurricane strength over the Cape Verde Islands. Storms usually have to travel a few hundred miles westward to build up that much strength. It’s also the first seen to form this far eastward in the tropics.

Right now, it’s forecast to blow out in a few more days… but remember that the biggest, nastiest, most destructive hurricanes tend to form up there in the Cape Verdes, and weather is less predictable than in former eras.

Anyone else think they should name storms only after women? 🙂

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fans-of-the-abyss/729506/2 "2015-08-31T16:35:09Z")

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> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> …Anyone else think they should name storms only after women? 🙂

I think they should only use names appropriate for cute fuzzy bunnies. e.g.:

Hurricanes Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cottontail.

That’ll ensure they get the respect they’re due. 😃

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fans-of-the-abyss/729506/3 "2015-08-31T16:42:07Z")

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We are missing a great opportunity for cash by not selling the storm names to corporate sponsors. Lots of free press and after all no publicity is really bad publicity.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fans-of-the-abyss/729506/4 "2015-08-31T16:49:37Z")

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Perhaps if we were to name them for despicable villains throughout history people in their path would take the threat more seriously and get the hell out of Dodge. If Hurricane “Idi Amin” or Hurricane “Uday Hussain” were on the way instead of “Betty” maybe more would familiarize themselves with evacuation routes long before the first clouds appeared.

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**Author:** ![GusNSpot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gusnspot/32/436_2.png) [@GusNSpot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GusNSpot)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fans-of-the-abyss/729506/5 "2015-08-31T20:10:51Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> Perhaps if we were to name them for despicable villains throughout history people in their path would take the threat more seriously and get the hell out of Dodge. If Hurricane “Idi Amin” or Hurricane “Uday Hussain” were on the way instead of “Betty” maybe more would familiarize themselves with evacuation routes long before the first clouds appeared.

And you think there would be no complaints??

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fans-of-the-abyss/729506/6 "2015-09-01T02:39:19Z")

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Oh sure, Betty’s gonna be pissed.

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**Author:** ![GusNSpot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gusnspot/32/436_2.png) [@GusNSpot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GusNSpot)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fans-of-the-abyss/729506/7 "2015-09-01T04:39:28Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> Oh sure, Betty’s gonna be pissed.

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