# Fantastic Four - Rise of the Silver Surfer

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 26, 2006, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645 "2006-12-26T18:52:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2006, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645/21 "2006-12-26T23:21:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Peak Banana]  
Dude, just take it off?  
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Yes, definitely. Absolutely. We _need_ more semi-nekkid Johnny Storm.

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**Author:** ![mazinger\_z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@mazinger\_z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mazinger_z)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2006, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645/22 "2006-12-26T23:26:03Z")

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In order of most enjoyed to least enjoyed

Spider-man 2  
X-men 2  
[very close]

Spiderman 1  
Xmen 1  
[Spidey hands down]

[sizeable gap]

Fantastic Four

Hulk

Daredevil

Elektra

[Holy sizeable gap Batman!]

Xmen 3  
Am I missing anything?

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2006, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645/23 "2006-12-26T23:35:14Z")

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[QUOTE=mazinger\_z]  
Am I missing anything?  
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I can’t blame you for omitting The Punisher. That was one of the worst movies I’d seen in years.

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**Author:** ![cckerberos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@cckerberos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cckerberos)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2006, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645/24 "2006-12-26T23:38:10Z")

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[QUOTE=mazinger\_z]  
Am I missing anything?  
[/QUOTE]

Punisher?

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**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2006, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645/25 "2006-12-26T23:43:51Z")

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[QUOTE=mazinger\_z]

Am I missing anything?  
[/QUOTE]

Batman Begins and Superman Returns?

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645/26 "2006-12-27T02:31:56Z")

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[QUOTE=levdrakon]  
I can’t blame you for omitting The Punisher. That was one of the worst movies I’d seen in years.  
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Then you’ll be thrilled about the upcoming [sequel](http://imdb.com/title/tt0450314/).

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645/27 "2006-12-27T02:43:27Z")

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I liked the first one, but wanted to love it. I thought Doom and Sue were both miswrittenand miscast, but Ben and Johnny were damn near perfect.  
The Silver Surfer is my second favorite superhero–the Thing being number one–so I hope they do him right, too.  
As for the Marvel movies:

Spider-Man 2  
Spider-Man  
X-Men 2  
X-Men  
Hulk  
Daredevil  
X-Men 3

I Haven’t seen Elekta or The Punisher because I don’t like those characters.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645/28 "2006-12-27T06:54:08Z")

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Don’t forget the _Blade_ movies, while you’re at it.

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**Author:** ![kurilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ea5d25/32.png) [@kurilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kurilla)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645/29 "2006-12-27T12:46:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Improv Geek]  
I found parts of it quite contrived and though I loved the portrayal of Johnny Blaze, I just overall didn’t enjoy it as much as the others.

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So you’ve seen the _Ghost Rider_ movie already? How was it? 😉

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645/30 "2006-12-27T13:20:02Z")

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Thanks for the replies - and a Merry Xmas to all! 😃

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645/31 "2006-12-27T14:47:48Z")

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My daughter _loved_ it. She was 3 when she first saw it at the theater and all she wanted to be for the next month was “the invisible girl” and “fireguy”.

As for me… it was what it was: a competent comic book movie, no more and no less. However, for Sophies sake, I’m glad there is a FF sequel. 😃

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**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645/32 "2006-12-27T14:50:05Z")

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[QUOTE=kurilla]  
So you’ve seen the _Ghost Rider_ movie already? How was it? 😉  
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Bah, I only speak the Nostradusian truth about how we all know that movie is going to be. So I got the fiery character names confused… so sue me.

– IG

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**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645/33 "2006-12-27T15:08:46Z")

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I think the CG looks spotty in the trailer and, more troubling, the movements of the Surfer remind me of videogame cut scene animations from 5 years ago; it looks like someone animating human movement from memory instead of motion capture or at the very least better observation. Of course, Silver Surfer _is_ an alien, so I guess you could argue that it was intentional. It just looks more faked than I think it should be.

And I can’t wrap my mind around a blonde Jessica Alba; other things, yes, but not my mind.

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**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645/34 "2006-12-27T19:41:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Cuckoorex]  
I think the CG looks spotty in the trailer and, more troubling, the movements of the Surfer remind me of videogame cut scene animations from 5 years ago; it looks like someone animating human movement from memory instead of motion capture or at the very least better observation. Of course, Silver Surfer _is_ an alien, so I guess you could argue that it was intentional. It just looks more faked than I think it should be.

And I can’t wrap my mind around a blonde Jessica Alba; other things, yes, but not my mind.  
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…dude. It’s a teaser for a movie MONTHS from release. Picking at the effects is ridiculous.

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**Author:** ![mazinger\_z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@mazinger\_z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mazinger_z)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645/35 "2006-12-27T20:32:03Z")

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[QUOTE=levdrakon]  
I can’t blame you for omitting The Punisher. That was one of the worst movies I’d seen in years.  
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Oh, right, I forgot about that one. Yeah, it was bad. They stole Garth Ennis’ ideas, and they didn’t do it justice of a proper dialogue. Plus, they totally missed what can only be described as the “charm” of the Punisher. Ok, I might as well include the Blade series (though, it wasn’t an actual series, was it?) Ok, my revised rankings:

In order of most enjoyed to least enjoyed

Spider-man 2  
X-men 2  
[very close]

Spiderman 1  
Xmen 1  
[Spidey hands down]

[sizeable gap]

Blade 1

Blade 2

Fantastic Four

Blade 3

Hulk

Daredevil

Elektra

[Holy sizeable gap Batman!]

Xmen 3

Punisher – Yes, last.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645/36 "2006-12-27T20:53:07Z")

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Such hate for X-Men 3. Personally, I rate it above Daredevil and Elektra, perhaps on a par with Hulk (and Hulk goes above Blade 3). Heck, I prefer The Punisher over Elektra.

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**Author:** ![Aunt\_Flow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed655f/32.png) [@Aunt\_Flow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aunt_Flow)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645/37 "2006-12-27T21:44:39Z")

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☹ Am I the only one who hated F4? I thought it was absolutely horrid, cheese filled and just…uck. It took all my effort to even finish the darn thing. I can’t believe they made a sequel since everyone I’ve talked to felt the same about it as I do. Of course, I think the Silver Surfer looks cool and stuff, but I’m really wary of even paying money to see this given how much I disliked the first movie. To give you an idea, I found X3 above and beyond F4 in appeal and quality.

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645/38 "2006-12-27T22:07:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Aunt Flow]  
☹ Am I the only one who hated F4? I thought it was absolutely horrid, cheese filled and just…uck.  
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Well, the FF were never quite as angsty and serious and “grown up” as the X-Men. Plus, the first movie had to be origin-story.

This second one can dive right in.

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**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645/39 "2006-12-27T22:25:51Z")

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…huh… See the cheese factor for the first one is what made it. The FF has always been a fun romp not angsty allegory.

I was worried they were going to treat it too seriously.

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**Author:** ![NJ\_Kef\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b487fb/32.png) [@NJ\_Kef\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NJ_Kef_1)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer/385645/40 "2006-12-27T23:43:48Z")

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If _The Rise of the Silver Surfer_ ain’t about the Surfer turning against Galactus and being imprisoned on earth, a tragic figure who sacrifices his freedom to redeem humanity (including his own), then I will be very disappointed. This movie should really be about the cosmic imagination of Jack Kirby. The third movie, if there is one, ought to take the Fantastic Four into the Negative Zone to save the life of Susan’s unborn child.

[QUOTE=levdrakon]  
Yes, definitely. Absolutely. We _need_ more semi-nekkid Johnny Storm.  
[/QUOTE]  
Seriously, Johnny: Lose the tux, lose the uniform of unstable molecules, and be yourself. You’re what made the first movie worth watching.

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