# Fantasy bumpersticker I'd love present to another **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 31, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567 "2003-10-31T01:52:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gansagrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gansagrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gansagrl)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/1 "2003-10-31T01:52:26Z")
On a bloated SUV that cost the as much as your parent’s first house: THE SMALLER THE DICK, THE BIGGER THE SUV ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/2 "2003-10-31T01:57:09Z")
What about “My other car is a small penis”, surely that would be funnier? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/3 "2003-10-31T02:00:13Z")
[Stephen Fry] Although to be honest, I use my penis as a sort of car substitute [/Stephen Fry] ---
**Author:** ![Gansagrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gansagrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gansagrl)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/4 "2003-10-31T02:15:39Z")
Stick shift? or automatic? ---
**Author:** ![county](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@county](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/county)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/5 "2003-10-31T02:16:27Z")
Motorcyclists already do that with “The louder the pipe, the smaller the dick” ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/6 "2003-10-31T03:31:57Z")
My favorite exclamation is, when an obnoxiously loud and stupid looking car is all tricked out and drives by so loudly that you can’t hear yourself think: Oh, poor guy. He’s got a tiny penis. ---
**Author:** ![KP235](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@KP235](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP235)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/7 "2003-10-31T03:55:56Z")
Actually, my parents first house cost $9000.00. Go buy a ‘bloated SUV’ for 9 large. Just a little family trivia I thought I’d mix in with your hyperbole. ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/8 "2003-10-31T06:14:39Z")
“Bad cop no donut” ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/9 "2003-10-31T19:55:17Z")
**I’M AS DUMB AS A ROCK – _AND I VOTE!_** ---
**Author:** ![robertliguori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@robertliguori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robertliguori)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/10 "2003-10-31T20:07:03Z")
My child got expelled for beating up your honor student. ---
**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/11 "2003-10-31T22:02:43Z")
My other ride is your mother. ---
**Author:** ![LordVor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90ced4/32.png) [@LordVor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LordVor)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/12 "2003-10-31T22:12:48Z")
Don’t blame me, I voted for Gallagher -lv ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/13 "2003-10-31T22:18:31Z")
(printed in reverse, on the front bumper) If you can read this, I’m too close ---
**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/14 "2003-11-01T02:41:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by robertliguori \* > \*\*My child got expelled for beating up your honor student. \*\* I prefer the “My child got your honor student pregnant” one myself. ---
**Author:** ![Fish\_Cheer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fish_cheer/32/17179_2.png) [@Fish\_Cheer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish_Cheer)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/15 "2003-11-01T02:59:27Z")
Nuff said, **DreadCthulhu**. The other one’s actually quite… dopey. ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/16 "2003-11-01T05:51:28Z")
“Here… come closer.” Epoxy a dildo underneath it. ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/17 "2003-11-01T17:33:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DreadCthulhu \* > \*\*I prefer the “My child got your honor student pregnant” one myself. \*\* I’ve seen one locally that says “My child was inmate of the month at Suffolk County House of Corrections.” ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/18 "2003-11-01T17:41:52Z")
'If you can read this, you’re not paying enough attention to the road." “I have no insurance, and a piss poor attitude, so back off, Jack.” And, to abuse a concept one more time: “My kid sold your honor student the drugs that got him expelled.” ---
**Author:** ![G-RAY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@G-RAY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G-RAY)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/19 "2003-11-01T17:53:25Z")
THE HIGHER THE TRUCK THE LOWER THE IQ ---
**Author:** ![G-RAY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@G-RAY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G-RAY)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/20 "2003-11-01T17:56:17Z")
A couple that I have actually seen “fuck you you fucking fuck” and “your little angel is my little whore” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567.md?page=2)