# Fantasy bumpersticker I'd love present to another **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 31, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567 "2003-10-31T01:52:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/21 "2003-11-01T19:08:17Z")
I have actually seen “Welcome to America, now learn English.” ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/22 "2003-11-01T19:14:28Z")
One I saw on the road in Iowa: LOOK BUSY, JESUS IS COMING ---
**Author:** ![lurksfromwork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@lurksfromwork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurksfromwork)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/23 "2003-11-01T23:46:16Z")
Or “My penis IS a small car”! Gotta love people that judge other people on the size of their car!! ---
**Author:** ![bojon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@bojon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bojon)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/24 "2003-11-02T00:36:41Z")
My Karma ran over my Dogma. I see Stupid People. Why do you never see SHIT HAPPENS on a Mercedes? ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/25 "2003-11-02T01:18:05Z")
I don’t mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/26 "2003-11-02T01:33:08Z")
My child’s self-esteem is sufficient to the point that we see no need to display his minor academic achievements on the bumper of our car. ---
**Author:** ![HDS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@HDS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HDS)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/27 "2003-11-02T01:36:53Z")
Let’s all f\*ck until we’re all the same colour. I want want want this on my van, but it really wouldn’t go over with the family, job and school. ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/28 "2003-11-02T01:41:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bojon \* > Why do you never see SHIT HAPPENS on a Mercedes? Life is a shit sandwich, the more money you have , the less shit you have to take ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/29 "2003-11-02T02:03:44Z")
My personal Favorite… 667, Neighbor of the Beast. ---
**Author:** ![Sinshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Sinshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinshine)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/30 "2003-11-02T07:19:49Z")
**BITCH** : Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming and Horny ---
**Author:** ![Sinshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Sinshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinshine)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/31 "2003-11-02T07:21:16Z")
I forgot to mention - that **was** on my car. It got washed off. By my dad. ---
**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/32 "2003-11-02T07:30:02Z")
Anyone who goes around proclaiming they are charming and horny is at most only the latter. ---
**Author:** ![MrTuffPaws](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MrTuffPaws](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrTuffPaws)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/33 "2003-11-02T08:08:15Z")
T N U C is cunt spelled backwards. Jesus broke Mary’s hymen Save a whale, vote Democrat Save an Iraqi, vote Republican My other ride is your wife Help save the world, eat a christian. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/34 "2003-11-02T08:50:34Z")
I always want to lean out the window and shout to a Hummer driver: “Hey! That’s a HUGE penis you’ve got there!” ---
**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/35 "2003-11-02T19:28:54Z")
Tailgate me and I’ll flick a booger on your widshield. ---
**Author:** ![hansel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6bbea6/32.png) [@hansel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hansel)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/36 "2003-11-02T23:19:22Z")
Actually saw this one: “Flatties try harder.” ---
**Author:** ![Dryga\_Yes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@Dryga\_Yes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dryga_Yes)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/37 "2003-11-03T00:11:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sinshine \* > \*\ ***BITCH** : Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming and Horny \*\* \ ---
**Author:** ![bagkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ab992/32.png) [@bagkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bagkitty)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/38 "2003-11-03T00:30:35Z")
“God may well be your co-pilot… frankly, though, I wish you would accept responsibility for your driving” ---
**Author:** ![bojon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@bojon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bojon)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/39 "2003-11-03T00:43:26Z")
While driving on the freeway, in back of a large biker type, his t-shirt said…If you can read this…The bitch fell off… ---
**Author:** ![jujuju](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@jujuju](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jujuju)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/40 "2003-11-03T01:35:55Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by HDS \* > \*\*Let’s all f_ck until we’re all the same colour. > > I want want want this on my van, but it really wouldn’t go over with the family, job and school. \*\* this is great! i had such a theory in high school! (although my first born is refered to by my jewish friend as aryan nazi spawn, but i digress). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567.md?page=3)