# Fantasy bumpersticker I'd love present to another **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 31, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567 "2003-10-31T01:52:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/41 "2003-11-03T01:41:36Z")
I want to get a Mini-Cooper and a bumpersticker that says “My dick is GIGANTIC!” ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/42 "2003-11-03T01:43:54Z")
Upon reflection, an even better bumpersticker would be “My dick is so big I don’t even own a car.” But, since I don’t own a car, I’d have no place to put it. ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/43 "2003-11-03T01:50:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miller \* > \*\*Upon reflection, an even better bumpersticker would be “My dick is so big I don’t even own a car.” But, since I don’t own a car, I’d have no place to put it. \*\* I think there would be a rather obvious place to put it. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/44 "2003-11-03T02:29:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miller \* > \*\*I want to get a Mini-Cooper and a bumpersticker that says “My dick is GIGANTIC!” \*\* This is fabulous. How about: The smaller the car the bigger the equipment. On my van: Don’t blame me, I voted for Date Barry. I still eat french fries. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/45 "2003-11-03T02:31:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \* > \*\ ***I’M AS DUMB AS A ROCK – _AND I VOTE!_** \*\* Heeeeee! Thanks for the laugh, Larry Mudd. ---
**Author:** ![emacularius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@emacularius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emacularius)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/46 "2003-11-03T03:52:00Z")
Actually seen: “Can I test drive your vulva?” ---
**Author:** ![Opus1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/858c86/32.png) [@Opus1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Opus1)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/47 "2003-11-03T04:17:09Z")
Bumper sticker I actually saw once: Guns don’t kill people…Radical pro-lifers kill people. Odd political mixture there, to say the least. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/48 "2003-11-03T04:32:11Z")
a sentimental favorite: Cthulhu for President: Why vote for the lesser of two evils? ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/49 "2003-11-03T05:30:48Z")
National Lampoon (I think) used to have ads for a mail order sticker. It was a picture of a screw. It was designed to be placed over the picture of a heart in those “I (heart) my dog” bumper stickers. I should have ordered them when I had a chance. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/50 "2003-11-03T07:14:54Z")
**PRESIDENT BUSH LIED !** **I broke my turn signal in protest.** ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/51 "2003-11-03T07:44:57Z")
“What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about?” ---
**Author:** ![HDS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@HDS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HDS)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/52 "2003-11-03T12:50:15Z")
> [@](#): > > this is great! i had such a theory in high school! (although my first born is refered to by my jewish friend as aryan nazi spawn, but i digress). Be a fun theory to test, too 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SentientMeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SentientMeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SentientMeat)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/53 "2003-11-03T13:28:32Z")
THIS CAR WAS MADE IN AMERICA Expect sharp lurches to the right ---
**Author:** ![baltotop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@baltotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/baltotop)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/54 "2003-11-03T14:05:55Z")
Ive always wanted these quotes as bumper stickers: “Sanity is a one trick pony – all you have is rational thought. But when you’re good and loony, the sky’s the limit!” 😃 “Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.”-Mae West 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SentientMeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SentientMeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SentientMeat)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/55 "2003-11-03T14:09:43Z")
Another for American cars only: _Si vous pouvez lire ceci, vous devriez le garder à vous-même autour d’ici._ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/56 "2003-11-03T15:17:51Z")
“I’m a white male between the ages of 18 and 49. Everybody listens to me.” ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/57 "2003-11-03T18:31:25Z")
I saw one of those\*\* “I smoke and I vote” \*\*stickers that someone wrote \*\*“not for long” \*\*on with a magic marker. My car features a sticker that reads **“I kill and eat tailgaters”** , and an offical neon yellow \*\*“Radioactive Material” \*\*sticker. It does cut down on the tailgaiters, but not all of the tailgaiters can read, or at least some are into being cannibalized. ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/58 "2003-11-04T03:41:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SentientMeat \* > \*\*Another for American cars only: > > _Si vous pouvez lire ceci, vous devriez le garder à vous-même autour d’ici._ \*\* [Translation:](http://dictionary.reference.com/translate/text.html) “If you can read this, you should keep it with yourself around here.” 😕 x10[sup]24[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/59 "2003-11-04T08:42:55Z")
I eat the flesh and drink the blood of my Saviour, and I like it In case of Rapture, can I have your car? Mindless Corporate Drone I’m dumb enough to believe that I’m smarter than you because I drive a BMW after hearing that radio commercial ---
**Author:** ![SentientMeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SentientMeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SentientMeat)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/60 "2003-11-04T09:27:09Z")
“keep it _ **to** _ yourself”, **cityboy** : Translation software is still utter rubbish! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567.md?page=4)