# Fantasy bumpersticker I'd love present to another

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 31, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567 "2003-10-31T01:52:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/61 "2003-11-05T07:24:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SentientMeat \*  
> \*\*Translation software is still utter rubbish! \*\*

I’ll second that. 🙂

So then it sounds to me like a _coup rouge_ bumper sticker. 😃

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**Author:** ![SentientMeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SentientMeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SentientMeat)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/62 "2003-11-05T11:03:21Z")

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> So then it sounds to me like a coup rouge bumper sticker.

You want Freedom Fries with that?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/63 "2003-11-05T20:31:33Z")

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Of course he does! Can’t have Liberty Steak without a side of Freedom Fries!

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/64 "2003-11-05T21:54:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \*  
> \*\ ***I’M AS DUMB AS A ROCK – _AND I VOTE!_** \*\*

Hey! That’s mine! At least get it right **Larry Mudd** , it’s "[I’m](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2977130#post2977130) an asshole and I Vote!

Hee hee. It’s even my sig line.

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/65 "2003-11-06T15:34:01Z")

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To guerilla-stick on SUVs:

MY OTHER CAR IS A FLESH-COLORED CORVETTE

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**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/66 "2003-11-06T21:25:41Z")

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Is that any relation to a pink Caddilac? 😃

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/67 "2003-11-07T01:31:46Z")

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If I were a Hindu, I would love a sticker that said  
“My God has more arms than your God”

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/68 "2003-11-07T01:41:50Z")

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If I put on bumper stickers, I would use this one

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| My other car is an SUV too! |
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It’s my Wifes car, but what the heck. If my choice or vehicle pisses people off, might as well go all the way.

As for station wagons, the Audi, and Volvo are very sharp. But can’t do what I need.

Of course they won’t turn heads like my '93 Pathfinder does. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/69 "2003-11-07T08:59:06Z")

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“Your kid might be an honor student, but you still drive like an IDIOT”.

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**Author:** ![Rashak\_Mani](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rashak\_Mani](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rashak_Mani)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/70 "2003-11-07T12:01:22Z")

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One I dream of putting on my car in response to those “Catholic thanks to God”:

“Thank God I’m an atheist”…

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**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/71 "2003-11-07T18:02:53Z")

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“Your village called. They need their idiot back.”

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2004, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-bumpersticker-id-love-present-to-another/210567/72 "2004-01-18T08:58:08Z")

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For those that don’t know (at least in the US) you can go to a printer for bumper stickers, get this one made up. (Works good for middle aged guys in high-end luxury cars when you pull in fron of them inyour Pinto)

“I’m on my way to pick up your daughter”

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