# Fantasy Football Playoff races, SDMB-wide

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**Created:** [December 9, 2005, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-football-playoff-races-sdmb-wide/334838 "2005-12-09T05:41:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-football-playoff-races-sdmb-wide/334838/1 "2005-12-09T05:41:01Z")

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We’re going into the last week of the fantasy season, and in both SDMB leagues there are nine players still fighting for playoff spots. Feel free to analyze the chances further, I’ll post the standings and matchups here.

**The He Hate Me Again Keeper league:**

1. Varlos’ Zzzzzzz 10-3-0 .769 1200.06 L-1 11 18
2. Fourth and Nineteen 9-4-0 .692 1147.15 W-1 5 21
3. Cedric Benson Busts 8-5-0 .615 1234.17 W-1 13 8
4. BoomGoesTheDynamite 8-5-0 .615 1159.83 L-1 4 18
5. Clusterf\*cks 8-5-0 .615 1105.36 W-3 2 4
6. Mundi Morning Blues 7-6-0 .538 1224.09 W-1 1 7
7. New York Fanboys 7-6-0 .538 1152.78 L-1 7 15
8. Rhinosaurs(neuroman) 7-6-0 .538 1117.88 W-1 9 11
9. Crabby Hermits 7-6-0 .538 1022.39 L-1 3 11

**Week 14 Matchups:**

New York Fanboys  
Crabby Hermits

Rhinosaurs(neuroman)  
Feed My Family

Fightin’ Quakers  
Mundi Morning Blues

Baltimore Weirdos  
Varlos’ Zzzzzzz

Clusterf\*cks  
Moridwon

Pentium None  
BoomGoesTheDynamite

Cedric Benson Busts  
Fourth and Nineteen

**The Prolate Spheroids league** \*

\*with kudos to our commissioner, Final4, who is… (sorry, can’t remember which one of you this is… :smack: )

1. New York Fanboys 8-5-0 .615 1465.44 L-1 8 23
2. Hermit’s Hermans 8-5-0 .615 1313.42 L-1 15 8
3. Breakdancing Ducks 8-5-0 .615 1297.58 W-1 4 11
4. Scurvy Dogs 8-5-0 .615 1253.92 W-1 5 9
5. California Dolphins 7-5-1 .577 1246.46 W-1 6 7
6. Win It For Tedy 7-6-0 .538 1530.44 W-4 3 14
7. Final4 7-6-0 .538 1495.24 L-1 12 11
8. Fighting Gorillas 7-6-0 .538 1491.88 W-1 13 18
9. Court Jesters 7-6-0 .538 1349.74 L-1 14 22  
**Week 14 matchups:**

New York Fanboys  
Hermit’s Hermans

Varlos’ Actual Urine  
Final4

Ricky’s Reefer Sting  
Court Jesters

California Dolphins  
Dehydrated Urine

Fighting Gorillas  
Win It For Tedy

The Onan Plague  
Scurvy Dogs

Bring Back Ryan Leaf  
The Wizzinators

Fightin’ Quakers  
Breakdancing Ducks  
My comments:

It’s weird that I get to play the New York Fanboys this week in both leagues, and I need the win in both if I want to be in the playoffs.

Good luck to all, with a notable exception… j/k, **EllisDee**.

😉

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**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-football-playoff-races-sdmb-wide/334838/2 "2005-12-11T14:40:37Z")

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Bumped, so that the league (s) can see the thread.

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fantasy-football-playoff-races-sdmb-wide/334838/3 "2005-12-11T16:47:40Z")

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Crap, yahoo says Cu-Mart might not start, and may even be shut down for the season. Cedric Houston is his backup.

So, uh, fuck…I’m now torn between Cedric Houston or Brandon Jacobs, neither of which is an appealing candidate for a starting fantasy rb position.

_sigh_