# Fart question

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fart-question/103822>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [April 15, 2002, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fart-question/103822 "2002-04-15T21:24:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![ricecake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@ricecake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricecake)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fart-question/103822/21 "2002-04-16T21:05:07Z")

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Heres a good FAQ website on farts [http://www.heptune.com/farts.html](http://www.heptune.com/farts.html) there is even an entry on queefs

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fart-question/103822/22 "2002-04-16T21:28:06Z")

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I’d like my aunt’s booty. Maybe she’ll bequeef me.

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**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fart-question/103822/23 "2002-04-16T22:56:16Z")

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And the winner is…

> [@](#):
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> Maybe she’ll bequeef me.

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**Author:** ![tspallone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@tspallone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tspallone)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fart-question/103822/24 "2002-04-17T01:18:02Z")

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I guess I put this thread off-track.

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But, you know from what I speak, don'tcha fellas?

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Holding in gas is just down-right PAINFUL.

I say - don’t do it. Let it fly!!!

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**Author:** ![stockton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5a626/32.png) [@stockton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stockton)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fart-question/103822/25 "2002-04-17T03:57:15Z")

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Quoted from Tspallone:

\<\<On a women, it goes to their Vagina.

\<\<That’s why Vaginas smell so bad!!!

1. You’re hanging out with skanky women
2. You have a very distant knowledge of anatomy
3. Yeah, Opal, hi, whatever
4. You’re looking for a pit session
5. You are truly clueless, and only a hammer can help
6. I think you meant to write “on a WOMAN”, in any case you’re beyond help and you’re setting our cause backward (fighting ignorance) with every keystroke. Go kiss a girl or get deeply involved in some prime-time distraction.

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**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fart-question/103822/26 "2002-04-17T07:06:45Z")

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This has gotten out of hand.

Closed.

**DrMatrix** - General Questions Moderator

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