# Fartbumbling Pittisms **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 3, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fartbumbling-pittisms/166201 "2003-04-03T14:43:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fartbumbling-pittisms/166201/21 "2003-04-04T04:55:59Z")
What you propooze will swizzlepunch the life outa the Binglish lingwa. Beshoot with ya, siz I! ---
**Author:** ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fartbumbling-pittisms/166201/22 "2003-04-04T05:59:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FranticMad \* > \*\*What you propooze will swizzlepunch the life outa the Binglish lingwa. Beshoot with ya, siz I! \*\* sagdatoijgad sdfa osdfzzdaw asoe3dsa 235gdfda sa4tadb ;al32#$5 34a\_\_-=a4er4 avoipajiew as oiaj @#52 1234567890 qwerty advo;j || vaoe a34!!! Take that, bnkljlmnk!!! P.S.: !@#%XDXF%$w54y!!! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fartbumbling-pittisms/166201/23 "2003-04-04T06:04:39Z")
I am with you, Bumsausage. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fartbumbling-pittisms/166201/24 "2003-04-04T06:18:01Z")
Heeey! I _like_ so-called feeble attempts of other posters to increase my cursing vocabulary. If we all though like the OP, we’d have never heard of fucktard or asshat. You never know when fuckdimble may be the only appropriate word you can use. ---
**Author:** ![The\_MacDairmuid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_MacDairmuid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_MacDairmuid)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fartbumbling-pittisms/166201/25 "2003-04-04T06:57:02Z")
Every so often, some bungcheese will come up with a new expression that is worth spreading. Like Ben Hicks… I just got to add Roger’s Profanisaurus to my bookmarks! ---
**Author:** ![The\_MacDairmuid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_MacDairmuid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_MacDairmuid)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fartbumbling-pittisms/166201/26 "2003-04-04T06:58:59Z")
Not saying you’re a bungcheese, Ben Hicks, even though it kinda read that way. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fartbumbling-pittisms/166201/27 "2003-04-04T09:27:01Z")
It’s _good_ that people attempt ‘pitisms’. Because for every 10 crap ones, there is one good one, and 0.1 absolutely genius one. If no-one attempted pitisms. we would not see the good ones. smackwallop. inserterintocomputersofcds. cheeseater. roaddriveroner. cheesesock. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fartbumbling-pittisms/166201/28 "2003-04-04T19:11:19Z")
How `bout **fuckwhistle**? ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fartbumbling-pittisms/166201/29 "2003-04-04T20:55:15Z")
“What is that? Did I detect the order of fresh smegma on your breath? Tell me, did you come in here simply to ruin my day or was it some sort of compulsive need to share with me your filth encrusted, pig-smegma gargling, distended rectum flavored breath?” “I feel privilaged to have been a party to your conversation. The only other event I can imagine that would rival this in sheer magesty would be drowning in a pool of month old bukkake.” “I’m a little stopped up, mind if I use your leftover casserole instead of water in my weekly enema?” “At least I don’t have hair like the spooge mop from the adult movie theatre.” “Your arguement is both intreguing and unique much like getting anally fisted by Christ.” “You are truely a waste of sperm” ---
**Author:** ![Morrigoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/858c86/32.png) [@Morrigoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morrigoon)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fartbumbling-pittisms/166201/30 "2003-04-04T21:07:10Z")
Hey, are foreign language curses still acceptable fuckwit? Like, if I wanted to say “haista vittu”, is that still cool? (translation: figuratively it’s like saying fuck you, but literal translation is “smell cunt” - gotta love those Finns) ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fartbumbling-pittisms/166201/31 "2003-04-05T03:40:44Z")
You would think smelling cunt would be a good thing. They should say “Unsmell cunt!” or maybe “Smell non-cunt!” ---
**Author:** ![SouthernSky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@SouthernSky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernSky)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fartbumbling-pittisms/166201/32 "2003-04-05T04:26:20Z")
Oh, my goodness… I was just happy to learn “Asshat”… [stumbles out the door with a glazed look in her eyes] ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fartbumbling-pittisms/166201/33 "2003-04-05T04:43:21Z")
I’m not giving up “Boasty McMonkeyfucker” no matter WHAT anyone says! (Even though I stole it, _I_ brought it here. Therefore, it’s mine, all mine.) ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fartbumbling-pittisms/166201/34 "2003-04-05T06:09:27Z")
Quit bitching, you profano-luddite neanderfuck! ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fartbumbling-pittisms/166201/35 "2003-04-05T12:01:25Z")
I’m with you. Those insults are tired. What’s wrong with, “I think you’re a complete prick! Why don’t you just FUCK OFF?” It’s not meant to impress. Well, I did like “fucko off”. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fartbumbling-pittisms/166201/36 "2003-04-05T12:31:36Z")
Not so much the insults are tired – it’s just that in being made up out of a fantasy lexicon of cursewords and some not-so-cursewords, they rapidly lose their power and meaning shortly after emerging on the screen. I agree with **TheLoadedDog** – the oldies are still goodies, and get the point across perfectly well. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fartbumbling-pittisms/166201.md?page=1)