# Farting and other fun bodily functions!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/farting-and-other-fun-bodily-functions/12175>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 17, 1999, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/farting-and-other-fun-bodily-functions/12175 "1999-12-17T01:08:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/farting-and-other-fun-bodily-functions/12175/41 "1999-12-21T19:00:00Z")

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Ya see, people, say “felching” or “felch”, and ColdFire runs in like a horny little puppy! He IS obsessed!

As far as nose picking: Hey, I gotta breathe, ya know? Sooner or later, those nose nuggets will cut off your air supply (as opposed to cutting off Air Supply, which is a good thing), and then what?

1. You die a horrible death as you drown in your own congealed snot.
2. Someone administers the Heimlick Maneuver (no, not _that_ maneuver, ya pervert), and you peg some poor innocent bystander in the face with your nostril load.

So, please…please… **please, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PICK YOUR NOSE ALREADY!!!**

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/farting-and-other-fun-bodily-functions/12175/42 "1999-12-21T19:05:00Z")

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> Sooner or later, those nose nuggets will cut off your air supply (as opposed to cutting off Air Supply, which is a good thing),

Man, Seale, you must have a LOT of boogers on your speakers.

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“And he, he himself, the _Grinch_,  
carved the roast beast.”

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/farting-and-other-fun-bodily-functions/12175/43 "1999-12-21T20:05:00Z")

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Damn straight, Flyp. That’s what happens when you don’t periodically clear your nose: You wind up painting your speakers, your walls, EVERYTHING with boogers everytime you sneeze.

Oh, the horror!

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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