# Farts **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 12, 2002, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/farts/103304 "2002-04-12T20:04:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/farts/103304/1 "2002-04-12T20:04:54Z")
Didja ever feel one coming on, step outside to let it fly… but it stuck to ya and followed ya back in? ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/farts/103304/2 "2002-04-12T20:19:56Z")
You’re supposed to step outside? ---
**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/farts/103304/3 "2002-04-12T20:22:43Z")
Always seems to happen when I’m about to get into someone’s car. I’m cursed with clingy farts! ---
**Author:** ![EVO95](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df705f/32.png) [@EVO95](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EVO95)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/farts/103304/4 "2002-04-12T20:33:11Z")
Three posts, and **lieu’s** not here yet? I thought he’d smell this one a mile away. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/farts/103304/5 "2002-04-13T00:48:26Z")
I like to share my good fortune. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/farts/103304/6 "2002-04-13T16:13:18Z")
Farts smell so deaf people can enjoy them too., let 'em rip. ---
**Author:** ![\_ceQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/b9bd4f/32.png) [@\_ceQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_ceQueen)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/farts/103304/7 "2002-04-13T19:16:25Z")
The worst farts are in bed, under the blanket. ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Spider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@Barking\_Spider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Spider)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/farts/103304/8 "2002-04-13T19:42:41Z")
Actually, MY underblanket farts aren’t bad at all. I think it’s cause the blankets act as a filter, soaking up the stank. The ones that drive me crazy are the ones in the morning after drinking beer the night before, and having eggs for breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/farts/103304/9 "2002-04-14T01:07:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by handy \* > \*\*Farts smell so deaf people can enjoy them too., let 'em rip. \*\* God, handy. Sometimes you crack me the hell up. ---
**Author:** ![Surreal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Surreal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surreal)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/farts/103304/10 "2002-04-14T01:21:20Z")
I think they can ‘stick’ to your clothes. Maybe if you go outside, drop your pants, and _then_ fart it wouldn’t happen. ---
**Author:** ![ijustdontcare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c57346/32.png) [@ijustdontcare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ijustdontcare)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/farts/103304/11 "2002-04-14T05:07:58Z")
Ever fart, then ummm… Dammit. I forgot what I ws sonna say. Oh well. Guess what? I just farted. Sorry, you probly hink I’m raelly dumb right now, but I’m rueally drunk and i’frs really hard to type when wasted. Woohoo. I learned a new lesson!!😃