You’re goddamn right. That’s why such lame ass policies exist, because the corporate jack-offs that have never worked a single shift in any of the stores they’re making the rules for.
That’s why I made it a personal policy of mine to never work in a corporate establishment when I was in customer service. Some of their “customer is always first” rules came dangerously close to offering sexual favors if the customers asked for them. :rolleyes:
No. Were that the case, a failure of the shake dispenser would require all customers and employees to exit the store, shut off all utilities, have the manager lock the door, and the aforementioned troupe wait in the parking lot for 30 seconds prior to reopening the store in hopes that the meshuggeneh device might operate correctly.
In addition to that, were Microsoft™ the manufacturer, employees would press the chocolate button beneath the dark colored swirling semi-solid, and inexplicably receive a dispense of strawberry.
They’re working on a patch for that problem. 