# Faster, Pussycat--Dress Up! Dress Up!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faster-pussycat-dress-up-dress-up/179606 "2003-06-04T14:40:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faster-pussycat-dress-up-dress-up/179606/1 "2003-06-04T14:40:49Z")
Very disturbing [Web site](http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/#hiyoko) a friend just forwarded to me . . . ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faster-pussycat-dress-up-dress-up/179606/2 "2003-06-04T14:47:34Z")
Someone else pointed this out recently. The cats sure look stoned out of their gourds, don’t they??? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faster-pussycat-dress-up-dress-up/179606/3 "2003-06-04T14:49:31Z")
> [@](#): > > 1. Remove her clothes and give her a hub, say “Thank you!” ---
**Author:** ![GKW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@GKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GKW)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faster-pussycat-dress-up-dress-up/179606/4 "2003-06-04T14:52:00Z")
The Lady’s Package looks like the kitty-version of a Stepford wife. Frightening! ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faster-pussycat-dress-up-dress-up/179606/5 "2003-06-04T14:54:47Z")
The ones with exposed ears have rather “angry” ears, don’t you think? This is just icky. I’ll bet they’re all plotting to kill the dork that dressed them. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faster-pussycat-dress-up-dress-up/179606/6 "2003-06-04T14:59:30Z")
Find me one cat in those photos that doesn’t looked freakin’ pissed and I’ll give you $100.00. ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faster-pussycat-dress-up-dress-up/179606/7 "2003-06-04T16:06:12Z")
They look like the cats that kind of have folded back ears naturally… to me anyway. I think they’re cute. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faster-pussycat-dress-up-dress-up/179606/8 "2003-06-04T16:09:52Z")
Some of their little kitty eyes are bugging out, like the “oh so cute” collars are a _wee bit_ tight . . . ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faster-pussycat-dress-up-dress-up/179606/9 "2003-06-04T16:25:51Z")
My girls would have clawed me within an inch of my life! Cats are meant to be naked. ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faster-pussycat-dress-up-dress-up/179606/10 "2003-06-04T17:52:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kalhoun \* > \*\*My girls would have clawed me within an inch of my life! Cats are meant to be naked. \*\* Mmmmm … naked pussy! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faster-pussycat-dress-up-dress-up/179606/11 "2003-06-04T17:54:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by butrscotch \* > \*\*Someone else pointed this out recently. The cats sure look stoned out of their gourds, don’t they??? \*\* I think the expression is more like “Please snap my neck immediately and end my misery.” ---
**Author:** ![Sengkelat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Sengkelat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sengkelat)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faster-pussycat-dress-up-dress-up/179606/12 "2003-06-05T15:34:20Z")
Yet more proof that no one in Japan should be allowed pets. ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/faster-pussycat-dress-up-dress-up/179606/13 "2003-06-05T17:18:05Z")
[Ahem.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=180960)