# Fat black bitch **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 20, 2008, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-black-bitch/473664 "2008-11-20T16:21:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Punintentional](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9de0a6/32.png) [@Punintentional](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punintentional)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-black-bitch/473664/1 "2008-11-20T16:21:14Z")
\I had an encounter today with a woman who referred to me as “skinny white arsehole” just because i would not break the law, and risk getting fired in order to make her happy. She called me a “skinny white arsehole”, for the record, she WAS a ‘fat black bitch’. She referred to herself as two of those words, the third word is relevant, considering what i assume her BMI to be. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-black-bitch/473664/2 "2008-11-20T16:24:43Z")
And your point is…? ---
**Author:** ![Punintentional](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9de0a6/32.png) [@Punintentional](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punintentional)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-black-bitch/473664/3 "2008-11-20T16:27:42Z")
Partially wanting to rant, partially knowing this whore reads these boards (maybe not The Pit, but i know she posts here). ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-black-bitch/473664/4 "2008-11-20T16:28:13Z")
I suspect this won’t go well for you. But what law did she want you to break? (On seeing this thread title, I assumed it was going to be about an overfed black lab.) ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-black-bitch/473664/5 "2008-11-20T16:31:39Z")
Whew, I didn’t have a negative encounter with a skinny white arsehole this morning, so I know it’s not me. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-black-bitch/473664/6 "2008-11-20T16:36:22Z")
Oh, I so want to hear from her side now. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-black-bitch/473664/7 "2008-11-20T16:42:40Z")
> [@jali](#): > > Whew, I didn’t have a negative encounter with a skinny white arsehole this morning, so I know it’s not me. You don’t appear to be a fat black bitch either. A “charming young negress” if I _had_ to find a label. 😃 Chubby white dude, ftr. And what **tdn** said; give us some detail. Give your rant some ‘flesh,’ if you will. Enlighten us. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-black-bitch/473664/8 "2008-11-20T16:43:22Z")
Obviously apocryphal. Black people (especially the fat bitchy ones) don’t pronounce it “arsehole.” Except in England, where they aren’t fat or bitchy. ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-black-bitch/473664/9 "2008-11-20T16:45:00Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > You don’t appear to be a fat black bitch either. A “charming young negress” if I _had_ to find a label. 😃 > > Chubby white dude, ftr. And what **tdn** said; give us some detail. Give your rant some ‘flesh,’ if you will. Enlighten us. Thank you, kind sir. Charming young negress it is. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-black-bitch/473664/10 "2008-11-20T16:49:03Z")
> [@jali](#): > > whew, i didn’t have a negative encounter with a skinny white arsehole this morning, so i know it’s not me. haaaa!!! ---
**Author:** ![Hi\_Neighbor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hi_neighbor/32/494_2.png) [@Hi\_Neighbor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hi_Neighbor)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-black-bitch/473664/11 "2008-11-20T16:52:36Z")
How do you know she posts here? Do you guys see each other out a lot? ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-black-bitch/473664/12 "2008-11-20T16:59:34Z")
> [@Punintentional](#): > > Partially wanting to rant, partially knowing this whore reads these boards (maybe not The Pit, but i know she posts here). If you want her to find out, why don’t you just tell her? ---
**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-black-bitch/473664/13 "2008-11-20T17:08:08Z")
Sorry, I was having a bad day. Won’t happen again. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-black-bitch/473664/14 "2008-11-20T17:09:20Z")
> [@Punintentional](#): > > Partially wanting to rant, partially knowing this whore reads these boards (maybe not The Pit, but i know she posts here). We’d prefer people not involve the boards in their real-life disputes. If you have a problem with something a poster did to you on the boards, it belongs in the Pit. If you have a problem with something a poster did to you elsewhere, it should be handled by email or mouth noises. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-black-bitch/473664/15 "2008-11-20T17:09:37Z")
This forum isn’t intended as a place to air real-life disputes with other readers or members. Closed. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-black-bitch/473664/16 "2008-11-20T17:10:09Z")
> [@fluiddruid](#): > > This forum isn’t intended as a place to air real-life disputes with other readers or members. Closed. Too slow, gunslinger.