# Fat gay fundamentalist Christian Republican Best Buy employees **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 24, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859 "2004-05-24T19:16:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859/1 "2004-05-24T19:16:47Z")
If one of them posts here, would their presence incite the longest Pit thread in SDMB history? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859/2 "2004-05-24T19:54:21Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > If one of them posts here, would their presence incite the longest Pit thread in SDMB history? Only if they were **SUV-driving** fat gay fundamentalist Christian Republican Best Buy employees. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859/3 "2004-05-24T19:57:52Z")
Would they have to be circumcized or uncircumcized? ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859/4 "2004-05-24T20:02:09Z")
You guys have it all wrong, as usual. SUV-driving, fat-bashing, anti-gay fundamentalist Christian Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism!!! ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859/5 "2004-05-24T20:08:54Z")
You forgot the Microsoft reference. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859/6 "2004-05-24T20:13:07Z")
_Aaaand_ you forgot that that he has to be a telemarketer. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859/7 "2004-05-24T20:15:30Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > _Aaaand_ you forgot that that he has to be a telemarketer. I just got a mental image of being telemarketed at home to buy those Best Buy warranty/replacement plans, after having rejected them in the store… _curls up into a fetal position and rocks back and forth, whimpering_ ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859/8 "2004-05-24T20:35:52Z")
Can he astrally project to your house and solve your problems? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859/9 "2004-05-24T20:41:10Z")
SUV-driving, fat-bashing, anti-gay flag-waving uncircumcized fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism!!! ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859/10 "2004-05-24T20:59:48Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > SUV-driving, fat-bashing, anti-gay flag-waving uncircumcized fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism!!! Oooh! Can they be white supremacist Wal-Mart shareholders who produce radio commercials part-time, too? White supremacists can cry racism!!!, can’t they? ---
**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859/11 "2004-05-24T21:05:27Z")
I disagree with the banning of SUV-driving, fat-bashing, anti-gay flag-waving uncircumcized fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism. More left wing bias. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859/12 "2004-05-24T21:27:18Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > SUV-driving, fat-bashing, anti-gay flag-waving uncircumcized fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism!!! …and won’t date fat people. ::mushroom cloud rises over the Dope:: ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859/13 "2004-05-24T21:30:04Z")
Won’t someone think of the whales!? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859/14 "2004-05-24T21:30:07Z")
> [@TVeblen](#): > > …and won’t date fat people. > ::mushroom cloud rises over the Dope:: A 1920’s style mushroom cloud? ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859/15 "2004-05-24T21:31:01Z")
Doesn’t the guy moonlight as a contractor in Iraq for Haliburton? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859/16 "2004-05-24T21:32:12Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > SUV-driving, fat-bashing, anti-gay flag-waving uncircumcized fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism!!! … and invoke Godwin’s Law. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859/17 "2004-05-24T22:04:53Z")
> [@](#): > > SUV-driving, fat-bashing, anti-gay flag-waving uncircumcized fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism!!! Close but no cigar. Need I remind you that this is the Pit? The **fucking** SUV-driving, fat-bashing, anti-gay flag-waving uncircumcized fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism!!! ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859/18 "2004-05-24T22:09:41Z")
I think I met a guy like this once. His name was Phelps. ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859/19 "2004-05-24T22:12:14Z")
…who think 0.9999…=/=1… ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859/20 "2004-05-24T22:15:28Z")
The _mother_-fucking, _puppy-kicking_, white-supremacist, Wal-Mart shareholder, part-time radio commercial producing, SUV-driving, fat-bashing, non-fatty-dating, anti-gay,_rebel_ flag-waving, uncircumcized, fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism, invoke Godwin’s Law, and thinks of the whales! (Oh, and brings pie!) 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-gay-fundamentalist-christian-republican-best-buy-employees/246859.md?page=2)