# Fat guys with satisfying sex lives, post here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2001, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-guys-with-satisfying-sex-lives-post-here/61700 "2001-04-12T10:20:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-guys-with-satisfying-sex-lives-post-here/61700/41 "2001-04-15T13:11:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JamesCarroll \* > \*\*And I don’t hafta listen to “how her day was”. Trust me, that’s really what you’re paying for. Married guys get sex, but ‘they’ stay around. Sh!t, I’ll do my own laundry and dishes. > > Think about it. You spend a day or two lamenting your lack of female companionship. But a quick visit from “Rosie” and I’ll bet you the idea of a woman in your life is about as apealing as a spoonful of rancid milk. > \*\* Wow. Everyone watch as I get off topic and risk being asked to “take it to the pit.” That was likely the most offensive thing I’ve read in a VERY long time. And certainly the most offensive I’ve read on these boards. We were simply talking about how people relate to sex with regard to weight in various manners. We weren’t discussing complete misogyny. Here’s hoping Mr. Misogynist gets a spoonful of rancid millk every day of his life. -L ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-guys-with-satisfying-sex-lives-post-here/61700/42 "2001-04-15T13:38:43Z")
I see I was not clear in my post. I was not defending salquin’s (or whatever) right to revile fat women. Or men. I was saying it was not logical to revile men just because women get the business (see the second line in my post). I was assuming she is female-- which is why I accused her of not being empathetic. ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-guys-with-satisfying-sex-lives-post-here/61700/43 "2001-04-15T14:14:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JamesCarroll \* > \*\*Think about it. You spend a day or two lamenting your lack of female companionship. But a quick visit from “Rosie” and I’ll bet you the idea of a woman in your life is about as apealing as a spoonful of rancid milk. > \*\* Dude, If sex was the only important thing, I doubt I would have gotten married. If I could never have sex again I would still want Mrs. Bdgr around for every day of my life(well, there’s time every month its too much fun…). I can’t imagine horrible life would be without her in it. The sex bit is just a bonus(and a very small but important part of the equation). You have no idea what you are missing. ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-guys-with-satisfying-sex-lives-post-here/61700/44 "2001-04-15T14:16:07Z")
That should be There’s a time every montht that isn’t too much fun… Preview…preview… ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-guys-with-satisfying-sex-lives-post-here/61700/45 "2001-04-15T14:42:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JamesCarroll \* > \*\* > But a quick visit from “Rosie” and I’ll bet you the idea of a woman in your life is about as apealing as a spoonful of rancid milk. > > You will be impressed… > > \*\* Umm, I’d appreciate it if you left me out of this… 😉 Rose ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-guys-with-satisfying-sex-lives-post-here/61700/46 "2001-04-15T15:28:59Z")
You know, if I was with a hooker, I think I’d be interested in hearing about her day. And it’s for sure that when I marry (that’s right, _when_ I marry, damnit) it will be to someone whose days I want to hear about. And hours, and minutes. **JamesCarroll** , why do you have 401k’s for baby1 and baby2, when apparently you just want someone to fuck? Are you planning to get a whore pregnant? If so, you’ll need to “unwrap” that rascal first. Obviously a soul in conflict. I hope you someday realize how impoverished you are. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-guys-with-satisfying-sex-lives-post-here/61700/47 "2001-04-15T15:37:09Z")
A show of hands from all those who hope **JamesCarroll** continues his therapy. I’m with **SexyWriter**. That was wholly offensive. ---
**Author:** ![Deacons\_Trucked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d78d45/32.png) [@Deacons\_Trucked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deacons_Trucked)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-guys-with-satisfying-sex-lives-post-here/61700/48 "2001-04-15T16:01:48Z")
Well, I tend to be exclusively attracted to guys on the heavy side, and as far as I can tell, my boyfriends have had, and are having, some fabulous sex. But oh, wait…Im a guy and you probably dont wanna hear from me. Oops. And btw, can some of the big guys who have posted here send me some pix? How’s THAT for shallow? 😉 Kidding…(sort of) ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-guys-with-satisfying-sex-lives-post-here/61700/49 "2001-04-15T16:56:26Z")
Some of you may have noticed that I am obnoxiously, totally, annoyingly, and sick-makingly in love with \*\* Drachillix \*\*, but I wasn’t always. There was a brief period of time when I basically just wanted him to do me. I confess to gleefully hopping in bed with him before I fell in love with him. I didn’t know how great he was and that I would want to stay with him for always. I just saw this great, big smiling man that made me feel totally yummy and I was sexually attracted. He is a very nice man with an unforgettable personality and I am fascinated by the way his mind works. Now. There are other women who don’t know how nice a guy he is or if he’s funny and smart. I see them looking at him sometimes. Some women like great,big smiling men who walk into a room like they own the building. It’s sexy. ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-guys-with-satisfying-sex-lives-post-here/61700/50 "2001-04-15T17:01:00Z")
\*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > I’m with **SexyWriter**. That was wholly offensive. > \*\* I thought it more sad that offensive. ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-guys-with-satisfying-sex-lives-post-here/61700/51 "2001-04-15T17:18:00Z")
\*\* Salinqmind : \*\* My daughter has chosen, amongst many boys, to attach herself to her to a happy, brown-eyed guy. He’s tall and fat and she is very happy. She isn’t lamenting her lack of variety of skinny, built, or average boys. She likes this one. \*\* JamesCarroll : \*\* The OP asked if he needed to go to the gym to be sexually fulfilled and is there hope for him. I don’t see your advice to buy sex from a hooker as very hopeful. I can see it might be the best that \* you \* can do, but I hope for better things for \*\* tclouie.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-guys-with-satisfying-sex-lives-post-here/61700/52 "2001-04-15T18:09:09Z")
**JCarroll:** Dude, you are so off. Perhaps you don’t realize what you’re missing, because you can get laid a “to-go” basis, with no fuss. Anyone can hire a hooker. Where’s the thrill in that? It’s like stalking a package of Ground Beef in Krogers or something. No fun. The real excitement comes from finding the right woman and romancing her. Yeah, anybody can get laid, but that’s not the point of the deal. That’s just the payoff. For some of us, we enjoy the chase as much as the capture and conquering parts. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-guys-with-satisfying-sex-lives-post-here/61700/53 "2001-04-15T19:47:29Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by JamesCarroll \* > I …am a f_cking barrel of laughs You sure are. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fat-guys-with-satisfying-sex-lives-post-here/61700.md?page=2)