# Father, forgive him, for he is a butthead :Jesus rolleyes smiley:

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/father-forgive-him-for-he-is-a-butthead-jesus-rolleyes-smiley/234321>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 14, 2004, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/father-forgive-him-for-he-is-a-butthead-jesus-rolleyes-smiley/234321 "2004-03-14T23:49:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_the\_CC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_the\_CC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_the_CC)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2004, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/father-forgive-him-for-he-is-a-butthead-jesus-rolleyes-smiley/234321/21 "2004-03-16T03:21:43Z")

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Eh, nobody outside of the SDMB has heard of him. Poll random people. They’ll have no idea who you’re talking about.

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**Author:** ![Feit\_C\_Taj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee59a6/32.png) [@Feit\_C\_Taj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feit_C_Taj)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2004, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/father-forgive-him-for-he-is-a-butthead-jesus-rolleyes-smiley/234321/22 "2004-03-16T03:32:07Z")

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My fave quote from the Patriot-News article:

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> I no longer have any love for my country… Too far gone.

This of course doesn’t stop him from using the legal system of the ONLY country who will let him get away with all his blather.

Fred, If the country sucks so bad, leave, set up your Phelpstown somewhere, drink the punch, and save us all the hassle.

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**Author:** ![shy\_guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@shy\_guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shy_guy)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2004, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/father-forgive-him-for-he-is-a-butthead-jesus-rolleyes-smiley/234321/23 "2004-03-16T03:41:50Z")

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> A picture of first lady Laura Bush covers another sign, surrounded by the words, “Fag Pimp.”

Man, I want that on a t-shirt.

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2004, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/father-forgive-him-for-he-is-a-butthead-jesus-rolleyes-smiley/234321/24 "2004-03-16T03:46:27Z")

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> [@Earl of the CC](#):
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> Eh, nobody outside of the SDMB has heard of him. Poll random people. They’ll have no idea who you’re talking about.

Maybe where you live. I work with someone who thinks he’s going to hell for not being harsh enough.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2004, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/father-forgive-him-for-he-is-a-butthead-jesus-rolleyes-smiley/234321/25 "2004-03-16T05:17:15Z")

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> [@Earl of the CC](#):
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> Eh, nobody outside of the SDMB has heard of him. Poll random people. They’ll have no idea who you’re talking about.

I heard about him first from my college roommate roughly four years ago. Not a doper.

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**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2004, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/father-forgive-him-for-he-is-a-butthead-jesus-rolleyes-smiley/234321/26 "2004-03-16T05:23:23Z")

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> He criticizes the late Fred Rogers, host of “Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood,” for failing to warn children that sodomy is a sin. “He needs to be preached to, but he’s dead now,” Phelps says.

What the fuck? Even if Fred Rogers did believe that sodomy is a sin, why the hell is it his duty to warn kids of that?

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2004, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/father-forgive-him-for-he-is-a-butthead-jesus-rolleyes-smiley/234321/27 "2004-03-16T06:12:23Z")

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> [@emekthian](#):
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> What the fuck? Even if Fred Rogers did believe that sodomy is a sin, why the hell is it his duty to warn kids of that?

Because one of the kids who all get molested by gay men (because gay men, by definition, are A: more likely to molest kids and/or B: actually child rapists/pedophiles) might decide “Damn, that unlubricated ass-fucking felt GOOD. I think I’ll choose the homosexual lifestyle so I can bugger kids, too!”

But see, if Mr. Rogers had only WARNED THEM that sodomy is a sin, they’d never have chosen that lifestyle and we wouldn’t have so many faggots demanding equal rights, like being able to marry goats.

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