# Father plays with son, son goes KABLOOEY! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 26, 2008, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/father-plays-with-son-son-goes-kablooey/450701 "2008-05-26T23:24:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/father-plays-with-son-son-goes-kablooey/450701/41 "2008-05-27T23:16:06Z")
[QUOTE=The Scrivener] Maybe they’d been in a kind of farting contest, and the boy ran out of toots, and… [/QUOTE] [What](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpRthRsWkXo)? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/father-plays-with-son-son-goes-kablooey/450701/42 "2008-05-27T23:31:48Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] Lest you freak out the next time your partner gets freaky, it should be noted that very small amounts of air, like that pushed in by the penis during intercourse, enemas or flatulence aren’t likely to do any damage. Risk of death starts being real when the quantities of gas in a single bubble get up to the 1/4-1/2 cup range. [/QUOTE] Huh. At least now I know what one of my girlfriends from way back when was going on about when she was shouting: _“Don’t blow into it! You’ll kill me!”_. I should have had this thread _then_. She was referring to her _vagina_, though, not her ass, lest you think I’m \*completely \*weird. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/father-plays-with-son-son-goes-kablooey/450701/43 "2008-05-27T23:38:18Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] I can see one person doing this but why would the other two drink it after the first one burns his esophagus? [/QUOTE] Because they thought that meant it was really good moonshine. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/father-plays-with-son-son-goes-kablooey/450701/44 "2008-05-28T00:11:09Z")
[QUOTE=Peak Banana] Huh. At least now I know what one of my girlfriends from way back when was going on about when she was shouting: _“Don’t blow into it! You’ll kill me!”_. I should have had this thread _then_. She was referring to her _vagina_, though, not her ass, lest you think I’m \*completely \*weird. [/QUOTE] There’s a love-it-or-hate-it book on pregnancy called _What to Expect When You’re Expecting_. In several editions (I don’t know if it’s still in there or not), there’s a Q&A that concerns whether or not it’s safe to receive oral sex if you’re pregnant. The authors caution that it’s possible to get air into the vagina during oral sex, and from there into the uterus and the uterine artery. This is more of a risk during pregnancy than not pregnant because there are so many extra blood vessels and capillaries created during pregnancy to support the fetus and placenta. For reasons I mentioned above, I think the risks are minimal, at least to judge by every bout of cunnilingus I’ve been blessed to receive. The air introduced is pretty small in volume, certainly not enough to kill anyone. If actually _blowing into the vagina_ is part of your repertoire, you might want to reconsider, however. 😉 The whole “OMG! Oral sex during pregnancy will KILL ME!” entry is oft’ repeated as a reason for people to not like the book - it’s fairly comprehensive in cataloging the myriad of ways you can suffer during pregnancy. Some people would rather not know. Me, I like that sort of thing. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/father-plays-with-son-son-goes-kablooey/450701/45 "2008-05-28T00:22:37Z")
[QUOTE=Frylock] What. Exactly. Was he trying to _do_? -FrL- [/QUOTE] You ever seen one of those toy rockets you put water in and then pump it up with air? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/father-plays-with-son-son-goes-kablooey/450701/46 "2008-05-28T01:43:33Z")
[QUOTE=Peak Banana] Huh. At least now I know what one of my girlfriends from way back when was going on about when she was shouting: _“Don’t blow into it! You’ll kill me!”_. [/QUOTE] I gotta say, even without any chance of death… just can’t see what it would accomplish. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/father-plays-with-son-son-goes-kablooey/450701/47 "2008-05-28T06:33:08Z")
[QUOTE=Cat Fight] I gotta say, even without any chance of death… just can’t see what it would accomplish. [/QUOTE] Well, I wasn’t doing it on _purpose!_ I was just kinda, I dunno, breathing through my mouth, as my nose was clogged or something. Complete accident. It would give a new meaning to “blow me”, though, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/father-plays-with-son-son-goes-kablooey/450701/48 "2008-05-29T04:22:14Z")
[QUOTE=Cat Fight] You think he would have tried the mouth first. Double creepy. [/QUOTE] Or nostril. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/father-plays-with-son-son-goes-kablooey/450701.md?page=2)