# Father's Day Feud \[game over\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 12, 2015, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379 "2015-06-12T19:15:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379/61 "2015-06-16T23:20:24Z")

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3 more players needed!

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379/62 "2015-06-16T23:25:43Z")

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1. Ward Cleaver
2. The Godfather, Don Vito Corleone
3. Tools
4. Poppa was a Rolling Stone
5. Sean Kemp
6. Alaska
7. Utah
8. Buy a flashy car
9. 1920s
10. 48%

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379/63 "2015-06-16T23:30:55Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> We’ve also had people already answer Jack Byrnes and Vito Corleone, both of whom were played by Robert DeNiro. Do we combine them?

Naw, the category asks about the role, not the actor.

OTOH, I probably would merge “Cosby” with “Huxtable”.

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**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379/64 "2015-06-16T23:34:23Z")

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1. Homer Simpson
2. Daniel Hillard (Mrs Doubtfire)
3. Pen/Pencil set
4. Papa Don’t Preach
5. Mick Jagger
6. Alaska
7. Florida
8. Buy a Sports Car
9. 1910s
10. 60%

I really sucked at this the last time, let’s see if I do better with Dad.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379/65 "2015-06-17T03:04:55Z")

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1.

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379/66 "2015-06-17T18:40:43Z")

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1. the guy on “tool time”
2. Darth Vader
3. fishing equipment
4. “Daddy’s Home”
5. Luc Besson
6. Wyoming
7. District of Columbia
8. have an affair
9. 1910s
10. 65.2?

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379/67 "2015-06-17T18:51:13Z")

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Have a feeling I shoulda said “conch” in there somewhere.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379/68 "2015-06-17T19:09:11Z")

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Friendly advice, **brujaja** : When a question asks for a percentage, always round at least to the nearest 5, if not to the nearest 10. Even if the correct answer really is 65.2%, nobody else is going to say that, so it’s not going to earn any points. If you had said, say, 65% instead, then you would have gotten a few matches.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379/69 "2015-06-17T19:10:00Z")

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> [@brujaja](#):
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> Have a feeling I shoulda said “conch” in there somewhere.

Ha!

Ok - that’s 50. I’ll start scoring. And I’ll report the title change.

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379/70 "2015-06-18T04:23:34Z")

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**Chronos:** Oh, yeah good advice. I went to a site with a breakdown of child living situations vis a vis their biological fathers and added up the percentages of all qualifying situations. But, duh. I’m sure you’re right.

Truth be told, I’ve never quite gotten past my original (mis)impression that you are meant to say the first thing that comes to mind with feud questions. Heh, hence the “tool time” answer. I actually had to wrack my brains for it, too.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2015, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379/71 "2015-06-19T02:17:57Z")

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1. Name a TV dad.   
**1. Homer Simpson 19**

2. Ward Cleaver 12

3. Bill Cosby/Cliff Huxtable 10

4. Mike Brady 5

5. Fred McMurray 1

6. Louie 1

7. Mr. Cunningham 1

8. Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor 1

9. Name a movie dad.   
**2. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader 19**

10. Atticus Finch 5

11. Clark Griswold 4

12. Vito Corleone 4

13. Bob Parr 2

14. George Bailey 2

15. Liam Neeson (Taken) 2

16. Steve Martin (Parenthood) 2

17. Daniel Hillard (Mrs Doubtfire) 1

18. Danny Thomas 1

19. Dr. Jones 1

20. George Banks (Father of the Bride) 1

21. Henry Jones 1

22. Jack Byrnes (Meet the Parents) 1

23. John McClane 1

24. Jor El 1

25. Mufasa 1

26. Ted Kramer 1

27. Besides a card and a tie, name a gift a dad might get on Father’s Day.   
**3. Tools 14**

28. Aftershave/Cologne 10

29. sports equipment/game 9

30. Clothing 7

31. Booze 2

32. Gift Card 2

33. BBQ grill 1

34. Book 1

35. Coffee mug 1

36. Dinner out 1

37. Pen/Pencil set 1

38. Wallet 1

39. Name a song with a form of “father” in the title. (dad, daddy, father, etc.)   
**4. Papa Don’t Preach 20**

40. Papa was a Rolling Stone 5

41. Father Figure 3

42. Father of Mine 3

43. Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah 3

44. Daddy 2

45. Daddy dance with me 1

46. Daddy Don’t You Walk So Fast 1

47. Daddy’s All Gone 1

48. Daddy’s Hands 1

49. Daddy’s Home 1

50. Daddy’s Little Girl 1

51. Faith of our Fathers 1

52. Father Christmas 1

53. My Father’s Eyes 1

54. My Heart Belongs to Daddy 1

55. Oh mein papa 1

56. Papa’s got a brand new bag (James Brown) 1

57. Pass 1

58. Your Mama don’t dance & your Daddy don’t rock & roll 1

59. Name a celebrity who has fathered children with more than 2 different mothers.   
**5. Henry VIII 4**

60. Michael Jackson 4

61. Clint Eastwood 3

62. Jon Voight 3

63. Mick Jagger 3

64. Arnold Schwarzenegger 2

65. Bruce Willis 2

66. Evander Holyfield 2

67. John Lennon 2

68. Lil Wayne 2

69. Tom Brady 2

70. Wilt Chamberlain 2

71. Alec Baldwin 1

72. Antonio Cromartie 1

73. B.B. King 1

74. Bill Cosby 1

75. Caitlyn Jenner 1

76. Charlie Chaplin 1

77. Charlie Sheen 1

78. Frank Sinatra 1

79. Ike Turner 1

80. Larry King 1

81. Luc Besson 1

82. Martin Sheen 1

83. Michael Douglas 1

84. Mike Tyson 1

85. Old Dirty Bastard 1

86. Ray Charles 1

87. Rod Stewart 1

88. Sean Kemp 1

89. Tim Allen 1

90. Which US state has the highest ratio of men to women?   
\*\*6. Alaska 36

91. North Dakota 6

92. Utah 3

93. Texas 2

94. Hawaii 1

95. South Dakota 1

96. Wyoming 1

97. Which US state has the lowest ratio of men to women?   
**7. Florida 21**

98. California 7

99. New York 3

100. Rhode Island 3

101. Connecticut 2

102. Delaware 2

103. Alabama 1

104. Arizona 1

105. District of Columbia 1

106. Georgia 1

107. Illinois 1

108. Maine 1

109. Massachusetts 1

110. New Jersey 1

111. New Mexico 1

112. North Dakota 1

113. Oregon 1

114. Utah 1

115. Name something that a man who is experiencing a “mid-life crisis” might do?   
**8. Buy a sports car 40**

116. Have an affair 4

117. Buy a motorcycle 3

118. Get divorced 2

119. Skydive 1

120. In which decade did Father’s Day begin? (in the US)   
**9. 1910s 12**

121. 1930s 10

122. 1920s 8

123. 1950s 8

124. 1960s 4

125. 1900s 3

126. 1940s 3

127. 1890s 1

128. 1970s 1

129. In U.S., what percentage of children under age 18 live in the same household as their biological father?   
**10. 60% 8**

130. 40% 7

131. 70% 7

132. 75% 5

133. 50% 4

134. 65% 4

135. 45% 3

136. 55% 2

137. 35% 1

138. 47% 1

139. 48% 1

140. 52% 1

141. 65.2% 1

142. 67% 1

143. 68% 1

144. 78% 1

145. 80% 1

146. 90% 1

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2015, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379/72 "2015-06-19T02:23:09Z")

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And we have a tie! Congrats to **42fish** and **OldGuy**!!! ::flings confetti: I’ll figure out the stats tomorrow.

I’m tahred.

\*\*1. 42fish 372

1. OldGuy 372 \*\*
2. silenus 352
3. GuiriEnEspaña 340
4. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 338
5. RickJay 322
6. Labtrash 320
7. janis\_and\_c0 318
8. cmkeller 316
9. NDP 306
10. TexCat 300
11. markdash 300
12. Mr. Greenjeans 298
13. candide 296
14. needscoffee 292
15. Intergalactic Gladiator 282
16. Ike Witt 278
17. kaylasdad99 274
18. JKilez 268
19. IvoryTowerDenizen 262
20. madmonk28 262
21. Emtar KronJonDerSohn 262
22. Little Nemo 260
23. Baker 254
24. Chronos 248
25. jsgoddess 244
26. rucciface 242
27. JohnT 238
28. kayT 224
29. Mahaloth 224
30. Skammer 214
31. notfrommensa 210
32. kenobi 65 208
33. Barkis is Willin’ 206
34. Kimble 202
35. Freudian Slit 200
36. JMLVT68 200
37. Folacin 200
38. Bayard 196
39. Asimovian 196
40. Elendil’s Heir 196
41. Maus Magill 192
42. DummyGladHands 192
43. Leaffan 188
44. Oredigger77 184
45. aceplace57 174
46. russian heel 158
47. Personal 138
48. The Tof 132
49. brujaja 88

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2015, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379/73 "2015-06-19T02:41:31Z")

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Missed it by _that_ much!

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2015, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379/74 "2015-06-19T02:53:26Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Missed it by _that_ much!

🙂

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2015, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379/75 "2015-06-19T03:04:30Z")

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Well, I did awful. I don’t know what I was thinking on a lot of my answers. :smack:

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2015, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379/76 "2015-06-19T04:00:22Z")

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> [@Rebo](#):
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> And we have a tie! Congrats to **42fish** and **OldGuy**!!!

Holy crap, I never win these things!

Anyway, I’d like to thank the Academy, and Dolores Reborn.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2015, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379/77 "2015-06-19T04:02:44Z")

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My long national nightmare is over and I’m back to not winning feuds but still beating Asimovian. Woo!

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2015, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379/78 "2015-06-19T04:22:37Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> My long national nightmare is over and I’m back to not winning feuds but still beating Asimovian. Woo!

I like to think of my consistently low finishes as propping up my fellow Dopers. Some of us don’t feel the need to be selfish.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2015, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379/79 "2015-06-19T05:42:58Z")

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And I’m consistently consistent. Somehow, it’s depressing to be the most normal doper in how abnormal I am.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2015, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fathers-day-feud-game-over/722379/80 "2015-06-19T06:30:20Z")

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Probably my worst standing ever, but I love these feuds.

Please make some more Dolores. 🙂

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