Father's Day Feud [game over]

  1. Mike Brady
  2. George Bailey
  3. a shirt
  4. Daddy’s Little Girl
  5. Lil Wayne
  6. Alaska
  7. Rhode Island
  8. buy a car
  9. 1910s
  10. 68%
  1. Ward Clever
  2. Mr. Griswald
  3. A free golf game
  4. Papa Don’t Preach
  5. Clint Eastwood
  6. Texas
  7. Florida
  8. Have an affair
  9. 1910
  10. 70
  1. Cliff Huxtable
  2. Mufasa
  3. Cologne
  4. Papa Don’t Preach
  5. Alec Baldwin
  6. Utah
  7. New York
  8. Buy sports car
  9. 1930s
  10. 65
  1. Bill Cosby
  2. Steve Mqrtin (Parenthood)
  3. Golf stuff
  4. Daddy’s All Gone
  5. Martin Sheen
  6. Alaska
  7. Florida
  8. Buy a sports car
  9. 1950s
  10. 75%
  1. Homer Simpson
  2. John McClane
  3. Tools
  4. Papa Don’t Preach
  5. Evander Holyfield
  6. Alaska
  7. New Mexico
  8. Buy a sports car/ convertible
  9. 1950s
  10. 35%
  1. Homer Simpson
  2. Atticus Finch
  3. Tools
  4. Father Figure
  5. Michael Douglas
  6. Alaska
  7. Florida
  8. Buy a sports car
  9. 1910s
  10. 45%
  1. Homer
  2. Vito Corleone
  3. Tools
  4. Papa don’t preach
  5. Charlie Sheen
  6. Alaska
  7. Florida
  8. Buy a sports car
  9. 1910s
  10. 65%
  1. Ward Cleaver
  2. Darth Vader
  3. A mug
  4. Papa Don’t Preach
  5. Mick Jagger
  6. Alaska
  7. Rhode Island
  8. Buy a convertible car
  9. 1910’s
  10. 75%
  1. Ward Cleaver
  2. Darth Vader
  3. Hand tools
  4. Papa Don’t Preach
  5. Clint Eastwood*
  6. Alaska
  7. New York
  8. Get divorced
  9. 1930’s
  10. 60%

*I had no idea the dude spread himself around so much. I went to IMDB to look for male celebs with a lot of kids, and his was the most prominent that I thought folks would recognize.

  1. Homer Simpson
  2. Darth Vader
  3. Cologne
  4. Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda
  5. Michael Jackson
  6. Alaska
  7. Florida
  8. Buy Sports Car
  9. 1960’s
  10. 50
  1. Mike Brady
  2. Clark Griswold
  3. Shirt
  4. Papa Don’t Preach
  5. Bruce Willis
  6. Utah
  7. California
  8. Buy a Sports Car
  9. 1930’s
  10. 40%

1.Cliff Huxtable
2.Bob Parr
3.power drill
4.Daddy’s Hands
5.Tim Allen
6.Alaska
7.New York
8.buy a motorcycle
9.1910
10.70

Bob Parr from The Incredibles was the most recent movie dad I could think of.

Ah, crud. I misread #5 as “2 or more”, not “more than 2”. As far as I know, Lennon had exactly 2 children. Hopefully someone else makes the same mistake so I get some points.

  1. Louie

  2. Jack Byrnes (Meet the Parents)

  3. Aftershave

  4. Papa Don’t Preach

  5. Rod Stewart

  6. Alaska

  7. Florida

  8. Buy a sports car

  9. 1950s

  10. 55%
    EXPLANATIONS:

  11. Louis C. K.'s character in the show “Louie”

  12. Robert Deniro’s character in “Meet the Parents”

  1. Cliff Huxtable
  2. George Banks (Father of the Bride)
  3. Book
  4. Father Figure
  5. Antonio Cromartie
  6. Texas
  7. California
  8. Buy a new car
  9. 60s
  10. 90%
  1. Homer Simpson
  2. Darth Vader
  3. Tools
  4. Faith of our Fathers
  5. Wilt Chamberlain
  6. North Dakota
  7. California
  8. Buy a new car
  9. 1930s
  10. 70%
    Notes:
    5: No idea how many kids he has, but there must be hundreds of them.
    6: I think this is actually true, because of the oil boom.
    7: No clue if it’s true or not, but I can’t help thinking of the Beach Boys and “two girls for every guy”.
    10: I expect most of the remainder is single-mother households.

Are we going to lump “Bill Cosby” and “Heathcliff Huxtable” together? On the one hand, Huxtable is probably who most people were thinking of when they said Cosby, but on the other hand, he did play other roles, some of them fathers.

  1. Homer Simpson
  2. Darth Vader
  3. Golf balls
  4. Father Christmas
  5. Michael Jackson
  6. Alaska
  7. California
  8. Buy a sports car
  9. 1950s
  10. 40

How the hell did I not get Darth Vader for number 2?

  1. Mike Brady.
  2. Henry Jones.
  3. Golf clubs
  4. Daddy dance with me
  5. Tom Brady
  6. North Dakota
  7. Florida
  8. Buy a convertible
  9. 60s
  10. 75%