# fav movie lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 7, 2001, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911 "2001-10-07T08:09:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911/21 "2001-10-08T04:51:47Z")
From _Memento_: “Okay, so what am I doing?..Oh, I’m chasing this guy…No, he’s chasing me.” “I don’t…feel drunk.” And of course, just about every line from [_Pulp Fiction_](http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0110912). (But [Eutychus says](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=91538) we can’t do any _Holy Grail_ quotes.) ---
**Author:** ![bourbonstew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3e96dc/32.png) [@bourbonstew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bourbonstew)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911/22 "2001-10-08T10:30:49Z")
“And were these magic grits?” –Vinny, **My Cousin Vinny** “I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you’re here at like the Gas ‘n’ Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?” “By choice, man!” - **Say Anything** “No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food !!!” No explanation necessary “There’s a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don’t all bring you lasagna at work, most of 'em just cheat on you.” - **Clerks** “Oh, well. She’s dead. Let’s move on, shall we?” - **Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory** ---
**Author:** ![Kritter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a587f6/32.png) [@Kritter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kritter)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911/23 "2001-10-09T04:32:05Z")
**HAPPY GILMORE** “stupid ball thats your home, why dont you go home, are you to good for your home, ANSWER ME. Suck my white ass, ball.” “The price is wrong bitch” **LIFE** “when you die i’m gonna sing that song at your funeral. I’m just gonna bust up in the mother f **ker an go _THE UPPER ROOM_ Let em shoot me. They’ll take me out singing that mother f** ker.” “Why you gotta say nasty shit for Ray” “cause i’m a nasty mother f\*\*ker” **BASEKTball** “So pig f **ker… can I call you Pig f** ker?” “no, only my friends can call me pig f\*\*ker” ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911/24 "2001-10-09T11:34:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SilkyThreat \* > [B > > “Fasten your seat belts. It’s gonna be a bumpy night.” Eve, \*\* All About Eve\*\* > > \*\* Thanks to CajunMan for noticing I botched up the quoter on this on. Margo Channing said this line in the movie, not Eve. Eve wasn’t witty enough to have come up with that great line. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911/25 "2001-10-09T12:07:30Z")
One word… “Groovy” If you don’t know where it’s from, I pity your poor, sheltered life. ---
**Author:** ![TheNewbie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/db5fbb/32.png) [@TheNewbie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNewbie)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911/26 "2001-10-09T14:12:29Z")
This is from one of the funniest movies ever IMHO You’ve gotta hear it to appreciate it, **Jim Breuer** does it in **Half Baked** “get some… sour cream, and onion chips with some dip man! some beef jerky some peanut butter get some haagen das ice cream bars, a whole lotta ha… make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate man some popcorn bread popcorn graham crackers! graham crackers with the marshmellows, the little marshmellos, an the lil chocolate bars and we’ll make some smores man! bout some celery, grape jelly, uh capt’n crunch with the lil crunchberries pizzas! we need 2 big pizzas man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water and… funyuns……yeah!” ---
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911/27 "2001-10-09T14:19:39Z")
From **Clerks** : Dante: “Try not to suck any d\*cks on your way across the parking lot!! (pause) Hey, come back here!” Randall: “Ma’am, I don’t appreciate your ruse.” From **any Kevin Smith movie, whereupon a character wakes up** : Character: “poopytrip!” I have a friend who can quote **Bender’s** entire rant from **The Breakfast Club** , you know, the one that ends with “No, dad, what about you?” and every time he does it, it scares me. From **Scarface** : Tony: “Another quaalude, she’ll love me again.” and from **Braveheart** : Stephen: “In order to talk to his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.” (Thanks to **atypicalcarl** for reminding me of this line.) ---
**Author:** ![PillowPhat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/da6949/32.png) [@PillowPhat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PillowPhat)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911/28 "2001-10-09T14:34:48Z")
From “The Princess Bride”: Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Westley: Give us the gate key. Yellin: I have no gate key. Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off. Yellin: Oh, you mean _this_ gate key. Vizzini: Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!” Minister: Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togetha today. From “Chasing Amy”: Banky: Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time? ---
**Author:** ![winky99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/71c47a/32.png) [@winky99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/winky99)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911/29 "2001-10-09T14:35:51Z")
Donnie: Your phone’s ringin’ dude. Dude: Thank you, Donnie! Walter: Shut the fuck up Donnie! Jesus: Thats right! Ain’t nobody fucks with the Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![Deiket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Deiket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deiket)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911/30 "2001-10-09T14:36:34Z")
Ouiser from Steel Magnolias: “I’m not crazy. I’ve just been in a really bad mood for the last 40 years” MST3K: “It’s the amazing technocolor CHEESE WEDGE!!” Silence of the Lambs: “Love your suit…” Maverick: “Yeah, I know. You know the next time you people come and drive us off our land I’m gonna find a nice piece of swamp that’s so God-awful, maybe then you’ll leave us the hell alone!” Swing Kids: “It don’t mean a thing… if it ain’t got that swing!” ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911/31 "2001-10-09T15:20:14Z")
From the otherwise forgettable **The Great Outdoors** with John Candy and Dan Akroyd: “You wouldn’t know a good time if it fell out of the sky, landed on your face and started to wiggle!” ---
**Author:** ![mancunian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mancunian/32/12244_2.png) [@mancunian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mancunian)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911/32 "2001-10-09T20:38:32Z")
What about the scene in Planes, Trains and Automobiles, when Steve Martin goes ballistic to the car rental lady: Car Rental Agent: I really don’t care for the way you’re speaking to me. Neal Page: And I really don’t care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn’t fucking there. And I really didn’t care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW! ---
**Author:** ![south333](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f9b8f/32.png) [@south333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/south333)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911/33 "2001-10-09T21:05:15Z")
**The Wizard of Oz** “Pay no attention to the man behind that curtain!” **Armageddon** “It’s all fun and games until someone gets shot in the leg.” **Hannibal** “Cut off your face and feed it to your dog” **Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory** “Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, So the danger must be growing. Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing, For the rowers keep on rowing, And they’re certainly not showing, Any signs that they are slowing!” “We have so much time and so little to do- Strike that, reverse it!” ---
**Author:** ![Elvis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@Elvis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elvis)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911/34 "2001-10-09T21:19:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chrome Spot \* > \*\*Kathleen Turner and Mickey Roarke in Barfly: > > KT: Do you hate people? > MR: No, but I seem to feel better when they’re not around. \*\* Good god, man, that AIN’T Kathleen Turner. It’s Fay Dunaway. ---
**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911/35 "2001-10-09T21:50:17Z")
Army of Darnkess [good] Ash: “Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun” Ahh, the classics. ---
**Author:** ![Arwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7c8e57/32.png) [@Arwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arwen)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911/36 "2001-10-09T22:18:01Z")
Eternal, you beat me to it! _stamps foot_ Also: “This is my boom-stick”; “Hail to the king, baby” “We are no longer the knights who say NI. We are now the knights who say icki-icki-icki-icki-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zu-owly-zhiv” (Sorry Eutychus) “I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the wookie win.” ---
**Author:** ![Pessor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Pessor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pessor)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911/37 "2001-10-09T22:19:46Z")
Steve Martin, “Planes, trains & Automobiles” “Was that supposed to be a joke? If I wanted a joke I’d follow you into the men’s room and watch you take a leak!” hilarious ---
**Author:** ![Tiggamoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@Tiggamoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggamoo)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911/38 "2001-10-09T22:54:44Z")
We’ve got to get some Muppet Movie lines in here… Bernie–the Hollywood Agent: I’ve to catch a plane. Kermit the Frog: With that tongue? No way. [Fozzie is performing stand-up comedy.] Fozzie Bear: There was this sailor that was _so_ fat - Fat Sailor: How fat was he? [breaks bottle] Fozzie Bear: Uh … He was so fat that everybody liked him, and there was nothing funny about him at all. [Fozzie is driving, Kermit is navigating, as they approach a fork in the road.] Kermit the Frog: Bear left! Fozzie Bear: Right, frog! Gonzo: [singing] This looks familiar, vaguely familiar, / Almost unreal, yet, it’s too soon to feel yet. / Close to my soul, and yet so far away. / I’m going to go back there someday. [After singing “America, The Beautiful”] Fozzie Bear: Patriotism swells in the heart of the American Bear. Kermit: OK, we’ve been going along this black line, then we crossed this red line. Fozzie: Why don’t we take that blue line? Kermit: We can’t take that, that’s a river. And one of my many favorites… Kermit the Frog: Life’s like a movie / Write your own ending. It’s so hard to pick out a few great lines from The Muppet Movie. Anyone else have any favorite Muppet Movie lines? ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911/39 "2001-10-09T23:16:49Z")
I’ve always loved that big speech Bill Pullman gives before whooping some serious alien a\*\* in “Independence Day.” “…when the world cried out in one voice we will not go quietly into the night! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Independence Day.” It’s such a powerful speech, it almost seems out of place in a sci-fi flick with a barely plausible plot. ---
**Author:** ![DarkWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee59a6/32.png) [@DarkWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkWriter)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911/40 "2001-10-10T00:29:44Z")
“We gotta get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!” Gwen DeMarco, Galaxy Quest Guy’s entire speech on the away ship to the planet, where he’s afraid he’ll die. “You broke the ship, you broke the bloody ship!” Alexander, Galaxy Quest Actually, the whole movie is a freakin’ laugh riot. I’ve seen it probably 20 times now, and laugh out loud every time. “A woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets.” Old Rose, Titanic “Yeah, they’re dead - they’re all messed up.” Sheriff, Night of the Living Dead (the original, of course) “You’re going to die up there.” Regan, The Exorcist Other unmentionable quotes from The Exorcist (a movie that scares the HELL out of me) I could go on and on. But I’ll take a break for now. Sheri [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fav-movie-lines/85911.md?page=3)