# Favor Needed from Japanese Speaker

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favor-needed-from-japanese-speaker/488361>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 5, 2009, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favor-needed-from-japanese-speaker/488361 "2009-03-05T03:46:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![AngelSoft](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angelsoft/32/440_2.png) [@AngelSoft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelSoft)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favor-needed-from-japanese-speaker/488361/1 "2009-03-05T03:46:52Z")

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I’ve got a big favor to ask and I’m hoping I can find someone willing to help out.

I’ve got a little complicated situation going on right now with family members in Japan. It’s a little touchy and I need to write a letter to someone. Problem is…my Japanese is remedial at best and they speak no English whatsoever. So my favor is…is anyone who’s fluent in Japanese willing to translate a single letter for me? It’s not long at all, just two short paragraphs. If anyone is able to do this, I would greatly appreciate it. I’d rather not post the letter here so could you PM me please?

And on a related note…a question for anyone who’s well versed in Japanese customs/etiquette. In doing a bit of letter writing research, it seems that you NEVER open a letter with anything but comments about the weather. How true is this? My letter is a bit serious (and the first contact I’ve had with this person) and it seems a bit…weird…to start off talking about the weather. Would I be forgiven for forgoing this custom because I’m a foreigner or would it be best to just do what’s ‘proper’ and talk about the weather?

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**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favor-needed-from-japanese-speaker/488361/2 "2009-03-05T03:53:04Z")

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> [@AngelSoft](#):
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> I’ve got a big favor to ask and I’m hoping I can find someone willing to help out.
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> I’ve got a little complicated situation going on right now with family members in Japan. It’s a little touchy and I need to write a letter to someone. Problem is…my Japanese is remedial at best and they speak no English whatsoever. So my favor is…is anyone who’s fluent in Japanese willing to translate a single letter for me? It’s not long at all, just two short paragraphs. If anyone is able to do this, I would greatly appreciate it. I’d rather not post the letter here so could you PM me please?
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> And on a related note…a question for anyone who’s well versed in Japanese customs/etiquette. In doing a bit of letter writing research, it seems that you NEVER open a letter with anything but comments about the weather. How true is this? My letter is a bit serious (and the first contact I’ve had with this person) and it seems a bit…weird…to start off talking about the weather. Would I be forgiven for forgoing this custom because I’m a foreigner or would it be best to just do what’s ‘proper’ and talk about the weather?

I don’t think I can recieve PM’s so I’m just here to answer the second part. It’s not really true, that’s a bit of a misunderstanding. Very often a letter will start of with the “spring is almost here, isn’t it.” or something like that in the same way we might start a letter with “I hope you and your family are well” but it’s not a must.

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**Author:** ![AngelSoft](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angelsoft/32/440_2.png) [@AngelSoft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelSoft)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favor-needed-from-japanese-speaker/488361/3 "2009-03-05T04:03:26Z")

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Gah, I don’t know if I can get a PM either. I don’t think I can.

I guess…is my email address visible to people? I just changed the setting…so I hope this works. I’m a dork.

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**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favor-needed-from-japanese-speaker/488361/4 "2009-03-05T04:15:49Z")

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> [@AngelSoft](#):
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> Would I be forgiven for forgoing this custom because I’m a foreigner or would it be best to just do what’s ‘proper’ and talk about the weather?

Almost anything would be forgiven for you being a foreigner. Most of the time, people don’t blink when I butcher Japanese. For the record, Word 2007 (and maybe 2003, although I can’t remember) can insert the appropriate seasonal opening automatically for you.
