# Favorite '04 Election Bumper Stickers So Far **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 19, 2004, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981 "2004-02-19T07:18:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981/1 "2004-02-19T07:18:41Z")
Mine: **Bush/Cheney 1984** Did a double-take, the first time I saw it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981/2 "2004-02-19T07:20:49Z")
**Bush/Cheney 2004: Or Else.** ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981/3 "2004-02-19T07:26:44Z")
**If you’re not outraged You’re not paying attention** ---
**Author:** ![Tortuga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@Tortuga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tortuga)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981/4 "2004-02-19T08:23:51Z")
I think I actually got this one in a spam from [Cafepress.com](http://Cafepress.com) today: **Anybody but Bush in 2004** Which would be my favourite, but I’m embarrassed that we sound so desperate. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981/5 "2004-02-19T10:53:35Z")
“If we stop voting for them, will they go away?” ---
**Author:** ![elfbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b782af/32.png) [@elfbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfbabe)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981/6 "2004-02-19T11:52:00Z")
**Lick Bush in 2004** Yes, I have a dirty mind. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981/7 "2004-02-19T12:05:14Z")
**Gore 2004** And it was a new sticker, not 4 years old. ---
**Author:** ![GUINNESS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@GUINNESS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GUINNESS)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981/8 "2004-02-19T12:27:11Z")
[http://www.cafeshops.com/du\_store/9802](http://www.cafeshops.com/du_store/9802) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981/9 "2004-02-19T15:27:29Z")
> [@](#): > > **Lick Bush in 2004** > > Yes, I have a dirty mind. [I have one of those in my caféshop](http://pw1.netcom.com/~heliboy/nobush/no_bush.html). ---
**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981/10 "2004-02-19T18:59:41Z")
> [@GUINNESS](#): > > [CafePress | Best merchandise to express yourself](http://www.cafeshops.com/du_store/9802) I soooo want the Axis of Evil Teddy Bear! Or the Anybody But Bush Thong! What a great link! ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981/11 "2004-02-19T19:30:40Z")
“When Jesus said, ‘love thy enemy’, I’m pretty sure he didn’t mean ‘kill them’” ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2004, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981/12 "2004-02-19T20:10:25Z")
\*\*Don’t blame me I voted for Dave Barry \*\* On my van since the last election. ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981/13 "2004-02-20T02:35:16Z")
Is there one that says something like, “I voted for Bush in 2000. Sorry about that.”? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981/14 "2004-02-20T03:00:27Z")
> [@elfbabe](#): > > **Lick Bush in 2004** > > Yes, I have a dirty mind. The apple don’t fall far from the tranship hull, do it? Mrs. Mercotan and I are quite proud! BTW, that website offered a bumper sticker saying “Grannies against George”. I suggested we send that sticker to your Nana-Nana! (Nana-Nana opposes Bush, and has a son-in-law who not only supports Bush 110% but is also named George. They don’t enjoy each other’s company much.) ---
**Author:** ![elfbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b782af/32.png) [@elfbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfbabe)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981/15 "2004-02-20T03:05:56Z")
> [@Qadgop the Mercotan](#): > > BTW, that website offered a bumper sticker saying “Grannies against George”. I suggested we send that sticker to your Nana-Nana! Can we please, please, _please_ send it to her? I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw it. ---
**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981/16 "2004-02-20T04:56:30Z")
I offer: **Kerry-Fonda in 2004** No, I’m not a Republican – hell, I may vote Dem in this election – I just thought it reflected the tone this election is gonna take, from both sides. (More importantly, it makes me laugh). ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981/17 "2004-02-20T05:41:22Z")
Well, my favorite election year bumpersticker of all time I saw in 2000. It said: Nader/LaDuke(??)(Can’t remember the VP candidate’s name) Why is this my favorite? It was on the bumper of a Corvair. I would have killed for a camera at that moment. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981/18 "2004-02-20T07:30:09Z")
Her name was Winona LaDuke. > [@](#): > > Is there one that says something like, “I voted for Bush in 2000. Sorry about that.”? Haven’t seen any bumper stickers, but they’re selling whips with that written on the handle. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981/19 "2004-02-20T13:43:55Z")
Making the rounds of the ABBA websites: [A]nyone \*\*ut \*\*ush [A]gain ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2004, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981/20 "2004-02-20T16:49:21Z")
The one that made me giggle them most was the one that Kerry supporters were showing off just after Kerry soundly beat Dean in Iowa and New Hampshire. It said “I dated Dean, but I married Kerry.” The reason it made me laugh was that I totally misunderstood it when i first saw it. When I hear “Kerry,” I think “female,” because my best pal is a female with the first name Kerry. So my initial thought on the bumper sticker was that it was making an anti-gay marriage statement–as in “I fooled around with Dean, a man, but when it came time to marry, I did the God-ordained thing and married a female.” Oops. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-04-election-bumper-stickers-so-far/229981.md?page=2)