# Favorite Aqua Teen Hunger Force moments, quotes, episodes, etc **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 10, 2012, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480 "2012-05-10T06:10:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480/1 "2012-05-10T06:10:04Z")
Easily my favorite line ever said by Carl: “You ever been raped by a dog? See, I think that’s what Hell is like, you know. Constantly raped by dogs. That, you know, I don’t know if I believe in God, but… I think he must hate me. Because he allowed you to create a dog that constantly rapes me.” Carl also has, when offered immortality, “No…sometimes I want to die.” ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480/2 "2012-05-10T06:16:02Z")
Phone spiders! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480/3 "2012-05-10T06:20:18Z")
[Whose birthday is it? Someone gets a spanking.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFNL1D1Oxuk) ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480/4 "2012-05-10T06:25:29Z")
[I don’t need no instructions to know how to rock!](http://video.adultswim.com/aqua-teen-hunger-force/carl-gets-the-foreigner-belt.html) ---
**Author:** ![jeredc1983](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@jeredc1983](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeredc1983)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480/5 "2012-05-10T07:21:31Z")
Master Shake , “You heard what I said, I said it!” I use this with my wife all the time and it usually ends badly. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480/6 "2012-05-10T09:48:54Z")
The Mooninites have to be my favorite quotables from the show; “When we say your name, just say ‘Here’, and we’ll assume ‘here’ to be short for ‘Here I am, rock you like a hurricane.’” “You shall not live to see the next decade. You will never learn that turtlenecks are coming back - in a big way.” “On the moon, our weekends have evolved to the point that they encompass the entire week. Jobs have been phased out.” “We get checks from the government, and we spend it all on booze! Mexican booze!” “That is the cheapest kind of booze.” “You have deeply offended us and our god. And our god is a god of action. And vengeance. Our god is an Indian who turns into a wolf.” “Umm, that’s, like, Wolfen, man.” “Well, the Wolfen will come for you… with his razor!” “I don’t think this belt’s working.” “That’s because that was a Loverboy song, Err. And Loverboy has ALWAYS sucked.” ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480/7 "2012-05-10T10:05:22Z")
[Carl walks out his house eating a turkey leg. The army of Turkatrons see him] Turkatron: [Looking at Turkey Leg] What is that? Carl: Um… it’s your great, great, great… [the Turkatrons aim their laser guided sock missiles at Carl] Carl: …Your mother. [the Turkatrons blow Carl up] ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480/8 "2012-05-10T13:08:08Z")
Ignignokt: You and your third dimension. Frylock: What about it? Ignignokt: Oh, nothing, it’s cute. We have five. . . . Err: Thousand. Ignignokt: Yes, five thousand. Err: Don’t question it. Frylock: Oh, yeah? Well, I only see two. Ignignokt: Well, that sounds like a personal problem. ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480/9 "2012-05-10T13:24:31Z")
I freaking love the Mooninites. “I hope they can see this, because I’m doing it harder than I’ve ever done it before.” Aqua Teen rocks. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480/10 "2012-05-10T16:26:39Z")
More Mooninites: (looking at a magazine of girls draped over cars) Meatwad: You think that’s a straight six? Err: I think I _have_ a straight six! Also love Emory and Oglethorpe. But my favorites are the annoying mummy “Cuuuurrrrrrssssseeee!” and the Wwwyzzerdd. ---
**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480/11 "2012-05-10T16:34:18Z")
Professor: **Gentlemen! I have made love… to this lawnmower! And in retrospect I do not why.** ---
**Author:** ![MilTan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@MilTan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MilTan)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480/12 "2012-05-10T16:45:47Z")
Despite its complete inapplicability to any situation, my friends and I constantly quote “The Highlander was a documentary, and the events happened in real time!” to each other. ---
**Author:** ![SirRay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@SirRay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SirRay)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480/13 "2012-05-10T17:27:07Z")
> [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](#): > > Professor: **Gentlemen! I have made love… to this lawnmower! And in retrospect I do not why.** Actually, the standard Doctor Weird opening “Gentlemen…BEHOLD!” works for many things… as does the Dr Weird statements when the roasted ears of corn attack Steve again: “Gentlemen! I bring you… MORE CORN!” “This time… SHALL BE DIFFERENT!” “Its not DIFFERENT AT ALL!” ---
**Author:** ![Rattlehead02](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rattlehead02/32/3944_2.png) [@Rattlehead02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rattlehead02)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480/14 "2012-05-10T18:11:00Z")
Billy [Witchdoctor.com](http://Witchdoctor.com)! ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480/15 "2012-05-10T18:36:15Z")
Both from Master Shake of course. “I have friends too you know.” By the way, do not use this around someone who will reply, “No you don’t” To the Wisdom Cube - “Define good’un.” ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480/16 "2012-05-10T19:42:18Z")
> [@Rattlehead02](#): > > Billy [Witchdoctor.com](http://Witchdoctor.com)! One convenient locations… In Africa. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480/17 "2012-05-10T19:57:24Z")
Shake, coaching Willie Nelson the attic monster: "And remember, you hate women…because they have the organs you wish YOU had! Barry the Banana: “I will not calm down until cocaine enters my system!” ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480/18 "2012-05-10T20:27:54Z")
I love the description of the broodwich, and how evil it is, including the sun-dried tomatoes. Also, ultra-mega-chicken gets me everytime. “shh… he legend.” The most quoted though for me is, “you are the burn master!” and “You dumb, I already got a wrist watch, you dumb!” even though they aren’t the funniest, I say them the most. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480/19 "2012-05-10T20:39:07Z")
Tonight\*…You!\* (I have a custom, one-of-a-kind Tee shirt with this) He’s not a boy anymore. Because he\* RAPED ME!\* Carl steals this show. ---
**Author:** ![Rattlehead02](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rattlehead02/32/3944_2.png) [@Rattlehead02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rattlehead02)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480/20 "2012-05-10T21:53:24Z")
Meatwad: I don’t _want_ candy anymore, that’s childish. I _need_ candy. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-aqua-teen-hunger-force-moments-quotes-episodes-etc/621480.md?page=2)