# Favorite Board One-Liners or Exchanges

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-board-one-liners-or-exchanges/368336>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 11, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-board-one-liners-or-exchanges/368336 "2006-08-11T19:21:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2006, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-board-one-liners-or-exchanges/368336/61 "2006-09-03T18:14:16Z")

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In a typical ‘did the US land on the Moon’ thread, I always wanted to post:

Of course they did. It’s not exactly rocket science, you know. 😃

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2006, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-board-one-liners-or-exchanges/368336/62 "2006-09-03T22:49:06Z")

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\*\*Happy Scrappy Hero Pup \*\* started an [Ask Your Mom](http://http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=220525) thread and it resulted in this exchange:

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> lieu: Oedipus is a perfectly fine name. You’ll grow into it. And fuck me if I could think of anything better.

I busted a gut laughing when I read that.

Sgt Schwartz

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2006, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-board-one-liners-or-exchanges/368336/63 "2006-09-03T23:46:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]  
\*\*Happy Scrappy Hero Pup \*\* started an [Ask Your Mom](http://http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=220525) thread and it resulted in this exchange:

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Link no work. 😕

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2006, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-board-one-liners-or-exchanges/368336/64 "2006-09-03T23:53:42Z")

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Sorry, try [this.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=220525)

Sgt Schwartz

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2006, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-board-one-liners-or-exchanges/368336/65 "2006-09-04T15:35:27Z")

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A discussion over whether the book of Daniel contains historical inaccuracies because it refers to Darius the Mede instead of Cyrus the Persian (or some flavour of vice versa) provoked the mild observation:

“One man’s Mede is another man’s Persian”.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2006, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-board-one-liners-or-exchanges/368336/66 "2006-09-04T22:06:47Z")

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[QUOTE=LifeOnWry]  
#1: “Penis ensued.”  
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This phrase (to be correct, the original is “_penis ensues_”) was introduced to the boards by the lovely **Anastasaeon** in post #2 of [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=294892)

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-board-one-liners-or-exchanges/368336/67 "2006-09-12T21:33:32Z")

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The thread about [free-range homosexuals](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=133327)

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