# Favorite Bumper Sticker? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510 "2003-04-27T16:54:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bittersweet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@bittersweet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bittersweet)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/1 "2003-04-27T16:54:42Z")
The only reason I thought of this topic is because I saw one the other day which I found funny: **Hi, I don’t care. Thanks.** Anyone else wanna share? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ender\_Will](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Ender\_Will](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ender_Will)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/2 "2003-04-27T17:10:34Z")
**Duct tape is like the Force: It has a Dark side and Light side and binds the universe together** also, almost any one that has been created/modified by the car’s owner. ---
**Author:** ![herman\_and\_bill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f1d935/32.png) [@herman\_and\_bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/herman_and_bill)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/3 "2003-04-27T17:13:47Z")
CAUTION: WE DO DUMB SHIT ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/4 "2003-04-27T17:23:39Z")
Nuke the Unborn Gay Whales. ---
**Author:** ![jamesinwonderland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@jamesinwonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jamesinwonderland)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/5 "2003-04-27T17:47:53Z")
My favourite was “Prevent inbreeding…ban country music” Haha, bite me, Tim McGraw \*\*Jamie Who just happens to be listening to country even as she types this… ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/6 "2003-04-27T17:53:34Z")
One of my all time favorites. **DON’T POSTPONE JOY** The first time I saw this one I was giggling for hours. \*\*IF YOU REALLY LOVE SOMETHING SET IT FREE IF IT DOESN’T COME BACK, HUNT IT DOWN AND _KILL_ IT\*\* My current favorite is: **HANG UP AND DRIVE!** ---
**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/7 "2003-04-27T17:58:01Z")
I brake for hallucinations. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/8 "2003-04-27T18:14:46Z")
Follow your bliss Why be normal? I love my country, but I fear my government ---
**Author:** ![Latino\_Yoshi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@Latino\_Yoshi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Latino_Yoshi)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/9 "2003-04-27T18:47:07Z")
I’m a Star Wars fan. Honk if you \. ---
**Author:** ![bittersweet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@bittersweet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bittersweet)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/10 "2003-04-27T19:10:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by herman\_and\_bill \* > \*\*CAUTION: WE DO DUMB SHIT \*\* I’ve wanted to make one similar to this for myself: Caution: really bad driver ---
**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/11 "2003-04-27T19:17:02Z")
**My child beat up your honor roll student.** ---
**Author:** ![Mooney252](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7c8e57/32.png) [@Mooney252](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooney252)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/12 "2003-04-27T19:36:53Z")
You get three: 1. **Beam me up Scotty. There’s no intelligent life down here.** 2. **Eschew obfuscation.** 3. A rare one but I say it yesterday: _Too many freaks._ **Not enough circuses.** ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/13 "2003-04-27T20:55:44Z")
On my car: **Born-again Reincarnationist** Seen on another car recently: **Are you making an appointment with St. Peter on your cell phone right now?** right below a **Hang up and drive!** sticker. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/14 "2003-04-27T21:34:32Z")
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa Not kicking & screaming like the people in his car ---
**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/15 "2003-04-27T21:36:52Z")
Seen on in the parking garage at school the other day: **I throw peanuts at old ladies.** A big part of me hopes that this car belongs to one of our Jesuit faculty members; I think that would make the sticker even funnier. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/16 "2003-04-27T23:01:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenster \* > \*\*One of my all time favorites. > > My current favorite is: > > **HANG UP AND DRIVE!** \*\* [Ditto](http://cartalk.cars.com/About/Drive-Now/bumper-sticker.html) ---
**Author:** ![leafrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cab0a1/32.png) [@leafrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leafrog)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/17 "2003-04-27T23:32:57Z")
Two that always make me giggle when I see them: **Jesus Loves You. Everyone Else Thinks You’re an Ass** and **Jesus Saves! He Shoots! He Scores!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Nimsay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@Nimsay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nimsay)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/18 "2003-04-27T23:49:50Z")
“Support the Right to Arm Bears.” I actually think that one was kind of…weird. ---
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/19 "2003-04-27T23:59:49Z")
**"I Brake For Hobbits"** ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/20 "2003-04-28T00:18:00Z")
“Doing my part to piss off the religious right.” A friend of mine in AZ had that on her car, and I have a picture of it in a collage. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510.md?page=2)