# Favorite Bumper Sticker? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510 "2003-04-27T16:54:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/21 "2003-04-28T00:56:17Z")
Visualize Whirled Peas My Border Collie is smarter than your Honor Student ---
**Author:** ![jeanster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc348/32.png) [@jeanster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeanster)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/22 "2003-04-28T00:58:50Z")
**My Child Was the Inmate of the Month** Laughed out loud when I saw that one. ---
**Author:** ![Fritz\_The\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f17d59/32.png) [@Fritz\_The\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fritz_The_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/23 "2003-04-28T01:00:51Z")
The Gene Pool Needs A Little Clorine ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/24 "2003-04-28T01:13:43Z")
I’ve only seen it once, somewhere in Dallas, but I swear you could change one detail and sell it anywhere: > [@](#): > > \*\* > Scientists say the sun will burn out in another 6 billion years, which means the highway department will have to finish I-75 in the dark. > \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Govindha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5fc32e/32.png) [@Govindha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Govindha)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/25 "2003-04-28T01:47:57Z")
if you think education is expensive, try ignorance… ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/26 "2003-04-28T01:48:51Z")
A couple of mine: **667 - The Neighbor of the Beast** **I don’t love you anymore, since you ate my dog.** ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/27 "2003-04-28T01:50:37Z")
**My karma ran over my dogma** and **I can’t go to work today. The voices said I have to stay home and clean the guns.** (One of my neighbors has that last one. Should I worry?) ---
**Author:** ![broys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5e9695/32.png) [@broys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broys)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/28 "2003-04-28T01:55:28Z")
My favorite bumper sticker is the one I put on my bravada a couple weeks ago. It reads, “Jesus Loves You, Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.” ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/29 "2003-04-28T01:56:20Z")
Drink til he’s cute ---
**Author:** ![Ashkicker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@Ashkicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashkicker)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/30 "2003-04-28T02:06:25Z")
**Reasonable Ron’s Tires (best place in town to take a leak)** ---
**Author:** ![Omorka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/50afbb/32.png) [@Omorka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omorka)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/31 "2003-04-28T02:13:53Z")
Most of my favorites are either gaming/SF related or religious: **Carpe DM: Seize the Dungeon Master** **Come the Rapture, We’ll Have the Road to Ourselves** **Isis! Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra!** ---
**Author:** ![the\_Lady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@the\_Lady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Lady)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/32 "2003-04-28T02:17:14Z")
Eat moose. 10,000 wolves can’t be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/33 "2003-04-28T02:18:58Z")
I’ll think of a current one in a while (maybe), but here’s an oldie from the “created/modified by its owner” camp: Goes back to the early 1970’s, when the 747 was still new, and Delta (based in Atlanta, where I was in college) was promoting the new jet. Someone had taken the standard slogan, and swapped the first and last words: **Jet Delta’s Big Fly** During that same era, I had one supporting the rapid transit vote: “Get This Heap Off the Road - Vote YES” and it was a heap, a 5-year old Opel Kadette. ---
**Author:** ![TeleTronOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4af34b/32.png) [@TeleTronOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeleTronOne)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/34 "2003-04-28T02:39:55Z")
**My other car is also a piece of shit** And this one’s on my car, so I’m a little biased: **Religion stops a thinking mind** ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/35 "2003-04-28T02:49:56Z")
My favorite funny one: **When I married Mr. Right, I didn’t realize his first name was Always** My favorite serious one: **When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then there can be peace** ---
**Author:** ![njufoic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/278dde/32.png) [@njufoic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njufoic)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/36 "2003-04-28T02:51:17Z")
Currently on my car: **Honk If Anything Falls Off** From Election 2000: **George And Al Make Me Want To Ralph – VOTE NADER** One for physicists: (on a red sticker) **Brake If This Sticker Is Blue** -Andrew L ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/37 "2003-04-28T03:01:46Z")
**Jeopardize your Future. Participate in dangerous free thinking.** My current favorite: **Jesus Delivers… in 30 minutes or its free.** ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/38 "2003-04-28T03:59:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dreamer \* > \*\ ***“I Brake For Hobbits”** \*\* I’ve got a friend universally known as Hobbit, so I appreciate your being careful even if he does jaywalk. “What would Scooby Do?” Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies." Stop honking I’m reloading" - popular during the LA freeway shooting days. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/39 "2003-04-28T04:10:21Z")
I think I saw a “my other car is a metro” on a ferrari once. ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/40 "2003-04-28T04:34:39Z")
A few of my faves; “Jesus is coming! Everyone look busy” “Forget World Peace, Visualize using your turn signal” “I’ll bet you could drive better if that cellphone was shoved up your ass.” “So many pedestrians, so little time” “If you can read this, then I’m about to slam on my brakes and sue you for rear-ending me.” “Honk if I’m an Aggie” (a Texas A&M joke there) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510.md?page=3)