# Favorite Bumper Sticker? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510 "2003-04-27T16:54:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/41 "2003-04-28T05:40:20Z")
A red bumper sticker: “If this bumper sticker is blue, you’re going too fast.” “186,000 miles per second–it’s not just a good idea, it’s the law!” I saw this one about thirty years ago, and I still remember it (which I can’t say about most other things I saw thirty years ago): “Happiness is all right in theory, I guess…” It was hand-written. ---
**Author:** ![hyperjes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@hyperjes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hyperjes)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/42 "2003-04-28T10:07:43Z")
I saw a great one today. It had a big arrow pointing to Michael Jackson’s current “face” and read WHAT THE FUCK _IS_ THIS!?! ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/43 "2003-04-28T10:21:26Z")
Get in. Sit down. Shut up. Hold on. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/44 "2003-04-28T10:25:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\*I think I saw a “my other car is a metro” on a ferrari once. \*\* Oh my Jesus, what’s funny is just hours ago I was thinking to myself that there should be a bumper sticker that reads “My other car is a \” bumper sticker. Then I thought about it some more and decided against it, as nobody who buys an expensive car would want to desecrate it with cheesy bumper stickers. Maybe I was wrong. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/45 "2003-04-28T10:26:54Z")
Aaaaand I used bumper sticker twice in one sentence. Scratch the second one. Seems like I can’t get everything right in one post. I’m a :wally ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/46 "2003-04-28T11:30:43Z")
A friend has this one on her truck: **Of course you can trust the government. Just ask an Indian** ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/47 "2003-04-28T12:25:08Z")
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a Learner’s Permit. On my brother-in-law’s truck… On an older vehicle he once had, “Nuke Gay Whales for Jesus”. He said it was to piss off everyone worth pissing off. ---
**Author:** ![herwono](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/9f8e36/32.png) [@herwono](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/herwono)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/48 "2003-04-28T12:46:09Z")
Some women are born leaders. You’re following one. I may be slow but I’m in front of you. Save the planet, recycle an environmentalist. Spiritual fruits, not religious nuts. Jesus loves me, but can’t stand you. God created Adam first, saw the mistake and created Eve. ---
**Author:** ![williamweigand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b3f665/32.png) [@williamweigand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/williamweigand)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/49 "2003-04-28T13:16:44Z")
From the 70s :Jesus Saves-Esposito scores on the rebound! ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/50 "2003-04-28T13:51:26Z")
On my truck I had 2 home made bumper stickers: I’m an Asshole, _And I Vote!_ and Free Tibet Limit one per customer. While supplies last Not valid with any other offer. Somebody attempted to steal, or they just were offended by, the “vote” sticker a couple weeks ago, So now I have to make a new one. ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/51 "2003-04-28T16:12:07Z")
Hah! Love the Tibet one, Nurse Carmen. 🙂 My only bumpersticker at the moment says ‘geek.’ Being a unix geek, my old favorite is the “got root?” one. Another is “I read your email.”, in answer to the many times I get asked that very question. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/52 "2003-04-28T17:24:36Z")
MY OTHER CAR IS UP MY NOSE - (Perhaps not the smartest choice for a bumper sticker.)\* ---
**Author:** ![El\_Marko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@El\_Marko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Marko)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/53 "2003-04-28T17:44:43Z")
“I love vegetarians, they’re delicious!” “Those of you who think you are right are annoying to those of us who are.” and my all time fav: “If at first you don’t succeed, ski diving is not for you.” ---
**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/54 "2003-04-28T17:56:01Z")
Another one for the physicists: “Positrons are Another Matter” I got that one quoted on Paul Harvey years ago… ---
**Author:** ![Echo9er](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Echo9er](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Echo9er)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/55 "2003-04-28T19:08:14Z")
I saw this one in Clackamas, OR. **Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DaToad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@DaToad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaToad)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/56 "2003-04-28T19:23:13Z")
“I brake for animals - I kill them, I eat them, and I wear their skins” “Jesus is coming back, and will he be pissed when he sees this mess” ---
**Author:** ![bittersweet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@bittersweet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bittersweet)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/57 "2003-04-28T20:15:55Z")
I’ve seen a similar one: “Jesus is coming, look busy” ---
**Author:** ![Sidewinder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Sidewinder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sidewinder)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/58 "2003-04-28T20:39:09Z")
Gas, grass, or ass… No one rides for free. ---
**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/59 "2003-04-28T22:34:31Z")
Despite really disliking drivers who follow too closely, I love the bumper sticker that says: **I’m not tailgating, I’m drafting.** I always liked the old Barry Goldwater bumpersticker: **AuH2O** Also, **Engage in Random Acts of Senseless Kindness** ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/60 "2003-04-28T22:39:03Z")
I saw one on the way home from work and I thought about this thread. Skydiving. Good to the last drop. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510.md?page=4)