# Favorite Bumper Sticker? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510 "2003-04-27T16:54:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Lapin\_de\_poussiere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a4c791/32.png) [@Lapin\_de\_poussiere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lapin_de_poussiere)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/61 "2003-04-29T04:00:40Z")
I have one of the “Hang Up and Drive!” bumper stickers on my truck… unfortunately it’s scraped up from where someone on a cell phone rear-ended me. I kid you not. I also like: “Save the Whales! Collect the Whole Set.” “Don’t anger the dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.” ---
**Author:** ![Lapin\_de\_poussiere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a4c791/32.png) [@Lapin\_de\_poussiere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lapin_de_poussiere)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/62 "2003-04-29T04:02:26Z")
**Echo9er** - whoops. I didn’t read the second page, but yours is the one I meant to cite in my post 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![fizgig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f04885/32.png) [@fizgig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizgig)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/63 "2003-04-29T04:29:59Z")
Don’t tailgate, or I’ll flick a booger on your windshield. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/64 "2003-04-29T04:35:12Z")
I think the saying on the popular sticker is “Nuke An Unborn Gay Baby Whale For Jesus.” I also like the one that inspired **mhendo** ’s sig line - “God was my co-pilot - but we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him.” And on a less cynical note, one of the coolest stickers I ever saw had bright yellow lettering on a black background and said: **GOOD HAPPENS SHINE LIKE THE SUN** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/65 "2003-04-29T04:36:13Z")
There was no smiley face in the bumper sticker. That would have made it suck. ---
**Author:** ![sciguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@sciguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciguy)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/66 "2003-04-29T06:24:42Z")
When I moved into my current apartment, I had high hopes meeting my neighbors, because one of the cars in the lot had: **I dig pale scrawny guys** Unfortunately, she already had one, and he was paler and scrawnier than me 🙂 And yesterday going to meet a friend I was at a stoplight behind a guy with these two: **At warp factor 9, they all look green** (with an Enterprise silhouette on one side and a traffic light on the other). **Real men don’t set to stun!** (with a ST:TOS phaser picture). And just to add to the thought provoking ones, one I always liked was **God is too big for one religion** ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/67 "2003-04-29T11:31:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Echo9er \* > \*\*I saw this one in Clackamas, OR. > > **Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, > For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.** 😃 \*\* I swear I just saw this one for the first time in my life yesterday. ---
**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/68 "2003-04-29T12:10:59Z")
**yes, i _do_ own the road** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cyberhwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Cyberhwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyberhwk)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/69 "2003-04-30T03:33:45Z")
If you don’t like the way I drive get the hell of the sidewalk. [sup]I actually saw a kid have that on his electric wheelchair too.[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Invisible\_Chimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/70 "2003-04-30T04:04:20Z")
These two seen on a VW van: “If you want peace, work for justice” “It has become appallingly clear that our technology has far surpassed our humanity-Albert Einstein” My ex-stepmom, who worked in the timber industry always wanted to get one that said “Earth First-we’ll log the other planets later” It also works if you replace log with mine/pollute/destroy, etc. ---
**Author:** ![shep\_proudfoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90db22/32.png) [@shep\_proudfoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shep_proudfoot)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/71 "2003-04-30T11:38:35Z")
Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free. ---
**Author:** ![Hattrick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/34f0e0/32.png) [@Hattrick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hattrick)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/171510/72 "2003-04-30T13:10:16Z")
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