# Favorite Bumper Sticker **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 27, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649 "2000-06-27T00:30:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@ren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ren)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/1 "2000-06-27T00:30:45Z")
What Would Jesus Do? **Jesus would stay right except to pass!** LSHINCMC! (Laughed so hard I nearly crashed my car) ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/2 "2000-06-27T02:04:56Z")
Ren – haven’t seen that one yet. It’s a good one. A friend who lives in Juneau (at least I think she does, haven’t heard from her for awhile – Liz? you there?) says the bumper sticker of choice in that town is **“I brake for the end of the road.”** Seems you can only get there by air or boat, and the road goes out of town and just ends. My all-time favorite is “I brake for hallucinations.” I know it’s old, but so am I. ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/3 "2000-06-27T02:28:27Z")
My favorite: **JESUS LOVES YOU** Everyone Else Thinks You’re an Asshole ---
**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/4 "2000-06-27T02:51:12Z")
I like “Horn Broken, Watch for Finger” ---
**Author:** ![SarumanRex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@SarumanRex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SarumanRex)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/5 "2000-06-27T02:59:27Z")
**WWJD** Who Wants Jack Daniels? I would never put this on my car, since it seems to imply that I might drink and drive, but I still found it amusing. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/6 "2000-06-27T05:19:25Z")
A friend had this one: **Bad Cop! No Donut!** She also actually _said_ that to a cop once, but that’s a different story… ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/7 "2000-06-27T07:12:28Z")
This shows my RP interests _smiles_ I want some of these bumper stickers… _Baali:_ Go to Hell!! (It’s lovely in the fall) _Ventrue:_ Why yes I **DO** own the whole road. How’s my driving? Call: (Vienna telephone number) _Tzimisce:_ My other car is… the last guy who criticised my driving. _Any Vampire:_ My childe Diablerized your honour student. Blood: Its not just for the IRS anymore ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/8 "2000-06-27T08:10:42Z")
My fav. ‘Jesus is coming…look busy’ ---
**Author:** ![Commander\_Fortune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/9 "2000-06-27T11:23:36Z")
> [@](#): > > Tzimisce: > My other car is… the last guy who criticised my driving. Obtaining one of these is a new priority My current favorite: “Vote for the greater evil, Cthulu in 2000.” ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/10 "2000-06-27T11:25:25Z")
“Is that your face or did your neck throw up?” “I don’t know whether to kill myself or go bowling?” I haven’t seen the two above, just been told about them. But I have seen dozens of those doctored “In and Out” Burger bumper stickers (doctored so they read “In and Out Urge”) ---
**Author:** ![Barney111](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Barney111](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barney111)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/11 "2000-06-27T11:26:35Z")
I’ve always liked: “You, out of the gene pool!” and “Support your right to arm bears” ---
**Author:** ![Proudest\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/proudest_monkey/32/13257_2.png) [@Proudest\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Proudest_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/12 "2000-06-27T13:08:05Z")
An old one I saw about 10 years ago: **Call 911–Make a cop come.** I bet Paul Harvey (is he still around?) never cited that as one of his Bumper Snickers. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/13 "2000-06-27T13:17:20Z")
I had one on my old beat-up Ford Tempo that read “Millenium, Schmillenium.” for years. Way before the millenium fever. I also enjoyed one of those “mean people suck” bumperstickers doctored to read “people suck.” Simple, straight forward, I like it. ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/14 "2000-06-27T13:54:23Z")
Two favorites: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am psychotic and so am I. Picture a beautiful women driving a red convertable with the bumper sticker: You can’t be first, but you could be next. ---
**Author:** ![taddycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@taddycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taddycat)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/15 "2000-06-27T13:59:43Z")
I saw this one last weekend and thought it was pretty good: “Why Can’t We All Just Get A Bong” ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/16 "2000-06-27T14:44:12Z")
The 2 that I like are: “My son is a model prisoner at Polk Correctional Facility.” and “Don’t laugh, your daughter might be inside”, seen on a beat up Dodge van. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/17 "2000-06-27T14:53:50Z")
Not a bumper sticker, but a license plate that I have to share with you. You get a lot less space on a plate, so when you find one that’s really clever it’s a real gem. I noticed that the car in front of me had a plate reading: ``` ML8-ML8 ``` At first I couldn’t figure it out. It was clearly a vanity plate, since it wasn’t likely they got that repetition by chance. But what did it Mean? Then it hit me: I’m Late – I’m Late But that wasn’t the best part. The car this was on was a white Rabbit! I’m glad I figured it out before the light changed and the car drove away. Haven’t seen it since. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/18 "2000-06-27T14:55:02Z")
From the “Quick N’ Easy” convenience stores in Atlanta: “I’m a Quick N’ Easy Lover!” ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/19 "2000-06-27T15:22:14Z")
one of my favs has a confederate flag with a slash through it- “you lost, get over it.” ---
**Author:** ![jayron\_32](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/41988e/32.png) [@jayron\_32](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayron_32)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/20 "2000-06-27T16:16:24Z")
My favorite all time has already been mentioned: Jesus Loves You… everyone else thinks your an asshole But a few honorable mentions: A spoof on the “Mean People Suck” one that said “Nice People Swallow” Vizualize Whirled Peas. I always liked this one San Diego: The weather is here, wish you were nice. One that’s on my car: Vote Democrat: It’s cheaper than working. Vote Republican: It’s easier than thinking. Vote Libertarian: It’s cheaper than taxes. Always gets a chuckle at stoplights. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649.md?page=2)