# Favorite Bumper Sticker **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 27, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649 "2000-06-27T00:30:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/61 "2000-07-05T08:53:38Z")
I doubt these are actually made, but [http://www.landoverbaptist.org](http://www.landoverbaptist.org) recommends “Get your ass to church!” Strikes my funnybone. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/62 "2000-07-05T09:26:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Motorgirl \* > \*\* > “Do you have change for 25 million people?” > \*\* I’d forgotten about this one (from the Nuclear War card game)! I agree, it’s great! Delightfully cynical. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/63 "2000-07-06T09:12:05Z")
Here are my two favorites: “Honk if you want to meet Jesus” and “Hug a logger and you’ll never go back to trees” ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/64 "2000-07-06T18:24:53Z")
One of my favorites, originally thought up for those people who think we will destroy “the planet” rather than just ourselves, is NATURE BATS LAST. Also like IF BILL CLINTON IS THE ANSWER, IT MUST HAVE BEEN A PRETTY STUPID QUESTION. ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/65 "2000-07-07T01:36:02Z")
There is a site out there for Northern Sun and they have lots of great bumperstickers and such. I would post a link but as we all know I am link impaired. ---
**Author:** ![Callina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@Callina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Callina)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/66 "2000-07-07T15:05:47Z")
Two of my faves: Save the whales - collect the whole set In the event of Rapture, can I have your car? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/67 "2000-07-07T16:55:59Z")
Funniest bumper sticker I ever saw: **If you can read this, please call for help.** Why is this funny? It was on _upside down._ Still makes me chuckle… ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/68 "2000-07-07T17:17:06Z")
Jesus saves. Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he scores! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ren \* > \*\* > > LOL! That’s awesome… Reminds me of the follwing plate, seen on one of the new VW Beetles: > > FEATURE > > (I live in Seattle, so it didn’t take me long to “get it”) > > \*\* I’ve heard of this guy! I used to live in Seattle and was programming for a small company. I was porting one of their applications which meant I had to look through a lot of old code. Whenever I came across something truly hideous, it always traced back to the same person, someone who wasn’t at the company anymore. Asking around about him, someone told me about his Beetle and its license plate. Anything more than seven letters and his cleverness drops off rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![Ceejaytee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ceejaytee/32/2956_2.png) [@Ceejaytee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ceejaytee)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/69 "2000-07-07T20:43:53Z")
…but it was in _The Economist_ so it must be for real. Seen on a bumper sticker in Iowa during the 2000 caucus: **If we stop voting, will they all go away?** Too bad the answer would be “no.” :mad: ---
**Author:** ![fluffinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecc23a/32.png) [@fluffinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluffinator)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/70 "2000-07-08T01:29:25Z")
Plants And Animals Disappear To Make Room For Your Fat Ass The Hole In The Ozone Is Directly Related To The Hole In Your Head Science Teachers Make a World of Difference (Guess what one of my jobs is IRL…) Eve Was Framed Well-behaved Women Rarely make History I Saw Elvis Making Crop Circles (Guess what another of my jobs is IRL…) ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/71 "2000-07-08T01:39:32Z")
Although I’m male, this one cracked me up: “Grow your own dope. Plant a man.” ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/72 "2000-07-08T03:20:52Z")
Sorry I missed church I’ve been busy practicing withcraft and becoming a lesbian. I can’t go to work today the voices told me to stay home and clean the guns. Witches Parking (all others will be toad) Protected by Witchcraft I went and bought them all today but my husband won’t let me put them in the window. I did get away with my Bitch Goddess , Witchy Woman, and gay friendly rainbow. Then we have Calvin and Hobbes, Grateful Dead, and Irish Flag, my Yin Yang, Scooby Doo, and Marvin the Martian. It’s a mini van, and I am sure that we have alot of people confused. If anyone finds the grateful dead bears in a spiraling circle in the different sexual postitions let me know. I had one years ago and now cannot find another. Took it and painted it on a huge canvas for art class in high school and the teacher never said a thing. I got an A for all the detail! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Callina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@Callina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Callina)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/73 "2000-07-08T03:35:02Z")
must add the classic “eschew obfuscation” sticker to the pile ---
**Author:** ![jamshid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecd19e/32.png) [@jamshid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jamshid)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/74 "2000-07-08T05:06:39Z")
Living in LA has taught me appreciation for: Hang up and drive ---
**Author:** ![jamshid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecd19e/32.png) [@jamshid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jamshid)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/75 "2000-07-08T05:08:25Z")
and: Let’s see how well you drive with that phone shoved up your ass. ---
**Author:** ![eveelynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e95f7d/32.png) [@eveelynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eveelynn)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/76 "2000-07-08T05:56:50Z")
I really love the one that says: I love animals, they taste good! ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649/77 "2000-07-08T07:35:03Z")
A good one I’ve heard of: Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-bumper-sticker/23649.md?page=3)