# Favorite Christmas spoof songs
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [December 23, 2015, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208 "2015-12-23T19:17:34Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2015, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208/1 "2015-12-23T19:17:34Z")
Deck us all with Boston Charlie!
Walla Walla, Wash. and Kalamazoo!
That’s the beginning of of Walt Kelly’s spoof of _Deck the Halls_, sung every Christmas in his comic strip _Pogo_.
I also remember a schoolyard parody of _We Three Kings_:
We three kings of Orient are
Trying to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded and it exploded
Now we wonder where we are
Any others? I’m defining a Christmas spoof to be altered lyrics to an existing Christmas song, so forget about _Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer_ … if you can.
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### Author:  [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2015, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208/2 "2015-12-23T19:29:32Z")
Since my favorite holiday song is Winter Wonderland, my favorite spoof song is [Walking Around In Women’s Underwear](http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/bob+rivers/walking+around+in+womens+underwear_20644237.html).
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2015, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208/3 "2015-12-23T19:42:18Z")
The Mistletones do a number called _Toy Sack_ which is a Christmas-themed parody B-52’s _Love Shack_. But that’s the other way 'round from what you are asking for, which is more along the lines of the classic:
Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg…
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2015, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208/4 "2015-12-23T19:58:58Z")
Tom Lehrer-_[A Christmas Carol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSlpCBek1_M)_
Snippets from several carols.
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### Author:  [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2015, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208/5 "2015-12-23T20:11:04Z")
Our own Doper **brujaja** has written a number of carol parodies related to Cthulhu. There are more than what I list here, but these will give you an idea.
We Three Things Abhorrent Are
[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ-77NWnCP0)
It Comes Upon a Midnight Drear
On the Night Cthulhu Comes(Jolly Old St. Nicholas)
Cthulhu the Monster(Frosty the Snowman) This one is one of my favorites
Tentacles Are Coming to Town
The music is good and the rhymes are clever.
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### Author:  [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2015, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208/6 "2015-12-23T20:38:23Z")
Al Yankovic’s “[Christmas at Ground Zero](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU),” of course.
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2015, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208/7 "2015-12-23T20:50:17Z")
JibJab has a funny version of “[Jingle Bells](http://www.jibjab.com/holidays/christmas/santa_claus).”
Poor Santa.
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### Author:  [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2015, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208/8 "2015-12-23T21:05:17Z")
It’s cheezy but I like the 12 Pains of Christmas.
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### Author:  [@jrbor76](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jrbor76)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2015, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208/9 "2015-12-23T22:27:19Z")
> [@Greg\_Charles](#):
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> I’m defining a Christmas spoof to be altered lyrics to an existing Christmas song, so forget about _Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer_ … if you can.
Well, you’re the one who brought up _Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer_, so I’ve gotta counter with _Grandpa Got Run Over By a Beer Truck_.
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### Author:  [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2015, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208/10 "2015-12-23T22:45:54Z")
After putting on my thinking toque, I came up with Bob & Doug’s [12 Days of Christmas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DTwLqR071M).
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### Author:  [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2015, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208/11 "2015-12-23T23:10:07Z")
\*\* Straight No Chaser\*\*'s version of [the Twelve Days of Christmas.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G5CIP_1MSs)
Also, note my sig;; I use it every year.
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### Author:  [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208/12 "2015-12-24T00:20:12Z")
> [@Quimby](#):
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> It’s cheezy but I like the 12 Pains of Christmas.
That’s the one I thought of. Can listen to is anytime.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4NlR5KQLQ8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4NlR5KQLQ8)
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### Author:  [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208/13 "2015-12-24T00:42:01Z")
I never miss a chance to post [this Jingle Bell Rock parody](http://youtu.be/hcEN5C-OMDo). For me, it really embodies the essence of the holiday season.
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### Author:  [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208/14 "2015-12-24T02:24:50Z")
Capitol Steps has quite a few (some are dated, since they’re topical satirists).
I’ll be Broke for Christmas
A Gay Pride Christmas
A Sarah Palin Christmas
Have a Very Liberal Christmas
Muzzle Joe, Muzzle Joe, Muzzle Joe
[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvuaIU0ZQZs)
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### Author:  [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208/15 "2015-12-24T02:42:14Z")
Gotta go with,
“Where’s my fucking bike?” By some bloody Aussie I can never remember. Check it out.
(Kevin Bloody Wilson!)
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### Author:  [@Gary\_T](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_T)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208/16 "2015-12-24T05:53:25Z")
It’s not a spoof as such, but “[The Christmas Boogie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZSq7TERVWA)” by [the Davis Sisters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Davis_Sisters_%28country_band%29) is a lighthearted and unorthodox rendering of Clement Moore’s “A Visit From Saint Nicholas,” done in a hip early 1950s space age style. Lots of fun.
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### Author:  [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208/17 "2015-12-24T06:05:30Z")
A Christmasized parody of a non-Christmas song, hope it doesn’t get disqualified on a technicality.
My very favorite Xmas song, Dan Hicks with the Christmas Jug Band: \* Somebody Stole My Santa Claus Suit.\*
[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARX463itqf4)
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### Author:  [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208/18 "2015-12-24T07:49:57Z")
The Beatles Christmas album that never was. Here ya go:
[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8AHD9wTKxk)
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208/19 "2015-12-24T15:43:31Z")
There’s _Leroy The Redneck Reindeer_, and Foxworthy’s _The 12 Redneck Days of Christmas_.
Frank Sinatra (with Nancy & Frank Jr.) did a parody of _Do You Hear What I Hear_ called _Didn’t I Get This Last Year_?
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### Author:  [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2015, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-christmas-spoof-songs/741208/20 "2015-12-24T16:06:32Z")
Maybe I’m a sick and twisted person, but I always liked the brief Christmas song from Scrubs: [scrubs christmas song - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQo1zD6nKRc)
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