# Favorite commercial hottie

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 24, 2005, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924 "2005-04-24T23:55:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924/61 "2005-04-25T22:13:59Z")

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> [@Troy McClure SF](#):
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> I don’t know what it is about the [Overstock.com](http://Overstock.com) woman, but she scares me.

Must be the way she says “It’s all about the O.”

When we all **know** which “O” she’s **really** hinting at.

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2005, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924/62 "2005-04-25T22:34:36Z")

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There was a Coke commercial where a surfer chick kept splashing a dude with her board, then later she opens her bottle on his belt buckle while he stands there dumbfounded. More recently, there’s a V8 commercial where a woman decides she doesn’t need to wear a baggy sweater anymore.

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2005, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924/63 "2005-04-25T22:35:25Z")

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> [@tracer](#):
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> Must be the way she says “It’s all about the O.”

I dunno who you’ve been with, but in my experiences, the female “O” does not induce fear. 😉

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2005, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924/64 "2005-04-25T22:50:47Z")

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Before the skating blonde girl and before Adrian Brodie, Coke had this awesome girl with big curly hair and the best smile ever (besides being a stone cold fox). She just kind of bounced while bubbles rose from her. (Making me wish my name was Bubbles!)

Any ideas who she is?

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2005, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924/65 "2005-04-25T22:50:58Z")

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I’ve gotta agree with the Tic Tac girl; she’s just stunning.

If we can vote for actresses who are in more than just commercials, I noticed that [Rachael Harris](http://rharris.8m.com/) is doing ads for some rice cake thing now, and she’s my imaginary girlfriend.

My favorite was a two-fer: there was some ad for some kind of breath mint, that showed a guy walking across a bar towards this girl, with all the stuff that’s going through his head (“Should I ask her out? I wonder what her mom looks like.”) and he ends up with just “Hello.” Both the guy _and_ the girl in that ad were just crazy hot.

> [@Nordic](#):
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> I like that guy in the trenchcoat who’s done about a zillion commercials for some cell phone company I can’t remember the name of.

[The Sprint PCS Guy](http://sprint.justmango.com/). And I’m right there with you.

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**Author:** ![archmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@archmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/archmichael)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2005, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924/66 "2005-04-25T22:51:37Z")

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> [@BabaBooey](#):
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> I’ve already expressed my [love](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=291046) for the Old Navy Xmas girl.

When I first saw that ad, I wondered for a second why one of my top ten, [Elisha Cuthbert](http://www.elisha-cuthbert.com/images/fhm09_jpg.jpg) (NSFW possibly) was doing commercials

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2005, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924/67 "2005-04-25T23:13:18Z")

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That damn HP Printer ad, the one that has the “Picture Book” music… man, I hate that thing- it’s always on in front of movies at the theater, so it really pisses me off.

Except…

There’s a blond in it, for about ten seconds, tops. She’s a skinny platinum blonde with a killer smile. Looks _just_ like a friend of mine. I have SUCH a crush on her. Oh my.

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**Author:** ![Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilvert_s_Pagan)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924/68 "2005-04-25T23:24:35Z")

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> [@devilsknew](#):
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> I don’t know what the commercial is advertising-- deodorant maybe? But it has a sweaty, gorgeous, brunette in leather pants and a cut off shirt gyrating in a dance club. It features highly erotic shots of her sweaty curves and beautiful belly. Says something about, “It’s sexy when she sweats, but you just stink.” (or something like that.)
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> Yea…I like that commercial a **lot**

It’s [an Old Spice](http://www.oldspice.com) ad.

Now we’ll never see you again. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2005, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924/69 "2005-04-25T23:50:53Z")

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The Toyota ad with that blonde in snug-fitting green silk (satin?) climbing on top of the washing machine, then smiling a lazy, satisfied smile after getting behind the wheel. Mmmm . . .

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2005, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924/70 "2005-04-25T23:52:13Z")

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Well, this goes back many many years, but I always thought that [Elizabeth Shue](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000223/), who got one of her first breaks on a Burger King commercial, was smokin hot.

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924/71 "2005-04-26T00:16:33Z")

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> [@Odinoneeye](#):
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> For current commercials, there’s a diet aid called “TrimSpa” and it has the usual before and after shots. Well there’s this one blonde who in her after shot is in a bikini on a beach and says “TrimSpa baby”. I always have to make sure I catch that line.

Anna Nicole Smith! She’s famous for having been a voluptuous Guess Jeans model and Playboy Playmate of the Year, marrying a 90-year-old oil billionaire for his money, putting on a ton of weight, getting a reality TV show that showed the world how vapid she was, and then losing a lot of that weight. Just do a Google search–she’s famous, and around 1993 she was a lot hotter than she is now.

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924/72 "2005-04-26T00:18:42Z")

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> [@SolGrundy](#):
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> If we can vote for actresses who are in more than just commercials, I noticed that [Rachael Harris](http://rharris.8m.com/) is doing ads for some rice cake thing now, and she’s my imaginary girlfriend.

I like the girl in the Imodium commercial who looks a lot like Rachael Harris. She’s a sexy blonde wearing black clothes and cute, nerdy glasses. She’s in a record store, listening to music on headphones when she sees a good-looking guy, so she starts dancing all sexy for him. Then she feels the onset of diarrhea and has to run off immediately. It’s a funny and awkward commercial, but she’s pretty hot.

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**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924/73 "2005-04-26T00:21:08Z")

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Huh, I didn’t recognize her.

Guess I didn’t pay much attention to the face.

And how could I forget the 4 hotties in bikinis in the GSN commercial who talk about how hot the game show hosts are.

My favorite is the one in front.

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924/74 "2005-04-26T00:34:29Z")

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> [@Khadaji](#):
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> Well, this goes back many many years, but I always thought that [Elizabeth Shue](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000223/), who got one of her first breaks on a Burger King commercial, was smokin hot.

Amen to that. But if you make a similar comment about a certain future Vampire Slayer who was a little child in BK commercials at roughly that same time you’re going to get arrested.

[Cite](http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Stage/3170/sarah.html) (Scroll down towards bottom)

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924/75 "2005-04-26T01:03:21Z")

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This is quite lacking in precise information, but… about 5 years ago there was a beer commercial which featured various people at a party doing the whole party thing. I don’t remember what brand of beer it was. BUT, I do clearly remember there was a several second clip in which the music lyrics were “I wanna rock right now… I wanna rock right now…” and a woman who looked a bit like Sandra Bullock was dancing, and my LORD she was hot.

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**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924/76 "2005-04-26T03:38:46Z")

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The Verizon Guy. No, really.

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**Author:** ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924/77 "2005-04-26T14:26:43Z")

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> [@ralph124c](#):
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> When is GM going to bring back the dead guy? I liked the ads…they were sort of retro-everybody looking at Buick’s latest model-and everybody is dressed in the styles of 1950 or so!  
> Who played Mr. earl?

Who played him?! He was a [real person](http://hnn.us/articles/1145.html). He retired before I was born, so I never saw the commercials, but I assume he played himself.  
My all-time favorite commercial babe was the 1-800-DENTIST lady from about 10 years ago. She would say things like, “Come on, call me; you know you want to.” I wanted to call her all right…in a loud voice, while making my “O” face. To this day I feel like spanking it whenever I think about oral hygiene. Later she changed her hair from straight to wavy/curly, which didn’t look as good, and she made some commercials for Ford. I wonder what ever happened to her?

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924/78 "2005-04-26T14:56:09Z")

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Back around last Christmas, there was a commerical playing that had a lovely young blond gal dancing on a rainbow. I fixated on her so totally that I have no clue what the product was. I believe that the gal is [Jane Krakowski](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005105/) , who is hot beyond words, but I’m not sure.

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**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924/79 "2005-04-26T18:38:14Z")

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Who can forget Bridget Hall in last summer’s smash hit, “Summer Breeze” for Gap’s layered tank tops.

(BTW, does anyone please have a link to this, drool?)

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**Author:** ![Not\_A\_Tame\_Lion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e36b37/32.png) [@Not\_A\_Tame\_Lion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_A_Tame_Lion)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-commercial-hottie/300924/80 "2005-04-26T20:01:19Z")

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I have no commercial lusts to offer, but I do want to say, this thread confirms something I’ve said about this society for a long time: EVERYTHING is porn.

Carry on.

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