# Favorite Doper names. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 22, 2015, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-names/732190 "2015-09-22T08:21:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-names/732190/121 "2015-09-29T01:52:11Z")
> [@Omega\_Glory](#): > > **umop ap!sdn** This one is brilliant. www ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-names/732190/122 "2015-09-29T02:36:22Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > Ah, the opposite of hedonism. Duh me. Thank you, **steatopygia**. Now ask **steatopygia** what his or her name means. It’s another clever one. Right, fatass? ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-names/732190/123 "2015-09-29T13:48:24Z")
> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#): > > Now ask **steatopygia** what his or her name means. It’s another clever one. > > Right, fatass? Uh, who are you calling a fatass? And why? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-names/732190/124 "2015-09-29T14:03:29Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > **brujaja**. I’ve always loved the simplicity and subtlety of that one. > [@swampspruce](#): > > **burpo the wonder mutt**. The last makes me smile for some inexplicable reason. Me too. I don’t know if **Occam’s Laser** is still around but I find that one quite clever. And in the fondly remembered category there was **Sue Duhnym** , who forever scarred me with a story involving the word “ducklips”. > [@faithfool](#): > > Uh, who are you calling a fatass? And why? **steatopygia** presumably, since the name means “Accumulation of large amounts of fat on the buttocks, especially as a normal condition in the Khoikhoi and other peoples of arid parts of southern Africa.” ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-names/732190/125 "2015-09-29T15:11:07Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > This one is brilliant. > www Golf clap. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-names/732190/126 "2015-09-29T17:59:10Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > I’ve always loved the simplicity and subtlety of that one. > > Me too. > > I don’t know if **Occam’s Laser** is still around but I find that one quite clever. And in the fondly remembered category there was **Sue Duhnym** , who forever scarred me with a story involving the word “ducklips”. > > **steatopygia** presumably, since the name means “Accumulation of large amounts of fat on the buttocks, especially as a normal condition in the Khoikhoi and other peoples of arid parts of southern Africa.” Gah, I’m learning so much lately. Glad I didn’t report that post or I’d have looked am even bigger idiot. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-names/732190/127 "2015-09-29T18:34:07Z")
**I Love Me Vol. I** Palindrone ftw! From long ago **FireUnderPantsBoobs** just sounds so naughty… **JarBabyJ** I think she got banned, but her handle was so sick. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-names/732190/128 "2015-09-29T20:07:59Z")
I like most everyone’s except for my own, which is boring and unimaginative. I’d change it, but now (as then) can’t come up with anything better. Plus being lazy. Maybe I’ll change it to **But Now (as then)**. Or maybe **Parenthetically Brilliant** , if it isn’t taken. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-names/732190/129 "2015-09-29T22:06:38Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > **I Love Me Vol. I** > > Palindrone ftw! Also **Mirror Image egamI rorriM** ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2015, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-names/732190/130 "2015-10-16T19:41:57Z")
> [@Fool\_in\_the\_Rain](#): > > **Bill Door** from my favorite author I’m just now reading \*Reaper Man \*and now get both \*\*Bill Door \*\*and **Death of Rats**. (And thanks \*\*Sangahyando \*\*for the mention.) ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2015, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-names/732190/131 "2015-10-17T01:14:36Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > Uh, who are you calling a fatass? And why? > [@Gyrate](#): > > **steatopygia** presumably, since the name means “Accumulation of large amounts of fat on the buttocks, especially as a normal condition in the Khoikhoi and other peoples of arid parts of southern Africa.” Got it in one. > [@faithfool](#): > > Gah, I’m learning so much lately. Glad I didn’t report that post or I’d have looked am even bigger idiot. Thanks. I hesitated a long time about posting that joke, just because I was afraid no one would get it, and report me for insults. But I figured **steatopygia** must have known what the word meant to choose it as a username. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-names/732190/132 "2015-10-21T14:57:30Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > My all-time favorite is/was **Filthy Beast of Meat and Hair**. With a wit to match his moniker. Sadly he’s not been seen in these parts for years. One of my favorites, too, and I found out where it comes from: the episode of **Invader Zim** called “Tak, The Hideous New Girl”. [Here’s a link to the right spot in the episode](https://youtu.be/hZs0AaYhNrY?t=5m55s). ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-names/732190/133 "2015-10-22T01:22:46Z")
A lot of my favorites have been mentioned already. Some that I don’t think have been mentioned yet: **Eyebrows of Doom** and **Battle Pope** (I enjoy the visuals these conjure up); **Love Rhombus** and **Satisfying Andy Licious** (I like the reference/wordplay); and \*\*Wildest Bill \*\*(because it implies a multitude of Bills of lesser wild-ness) ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-names/732190/134 "2015-10-22T01:25:10Z")
I like my name. At some point, you just have to like & believe in yourself. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-names/732190/135 "2015-10-22T01:34:55Z")
**Blucher**! (Neigh-eigh-eigh-eigh-eigh!!) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-names/732190/136 "2015-10-22T02:42:42Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > **JarBabyJ** > > I think she got banned, but her handle was so sick. Not banned, just rebranded as **tiny ham** and then never came around anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-names/732190/137 "2015-10-22T17:57:56Z")
When I started lurking this board, eons ago, I was puzzled by the username **Payne N. Diaz** , a few months later as I become familiar with the reviled anglo-saxon concept of “puns” I got it. Sadly I think he/she hasn’t posted since 2014. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-names/732190/138 "2015-10-22T18:22:04Z")
I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-names/732190/139 "2015-10-22T18:26:14Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I don’t get it. Pain in the ass? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2015, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-names/732190/140 "2015-10-22T18:26:48Z")
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