# Favorite Doper Titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-titles/541408>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 31, 2010, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-titles/541408 "2010-05-31T18:36:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2010, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-titles/541408/1 "2010-05-31T18:36:13Z")

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I’m sure everyone has noticed that some of us have custom titles and many are very clever. Well, as I’ve been particularly appreciating them today, I thought maybe we could all share our favorites.

So far mine is **Really Not All That Bright** ’s Vulgar Display of Flower. How awesome is that? Now, how about you?

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2010, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-titles/541408/2 "2010-05-31T18:57:52Z")

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**Green Bean** ’s “Bad Mother”-- mostly because it’s because of me 🙂

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2010, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-titles/541408/3 "2010-05-31T19:00:45Z")

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I liked **Ellen Cherry’s** Regular Kapowzler, but she’s changed it. ☹

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2010, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-titles/541408/4 "2010-05-31T19:44:00Z")

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**Ed Zotti** has a perfect title. “Gormless weinie” indeed.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2010, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-titles/541408/5 "2010-05-31T21:07:24Z")

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**OpalCat** has embraced her position in the Universe.

“Forever Doomed to be #3”

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-titles/541408/6 "2010-06-01T03:25:31Z")

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I has a new title in the running. {preens}

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**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-titles/541408/7 "2010-06-01T12:00:52Z")

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As a Monty Python fan (see my title!), I’ve always liked Czarcasm’s Chicken of Bristol title.

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-titles/541408/8 "2010-06-01T23:27:06Z")

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These are all great! Another one I like is **KneadToKnow** ’s Voodoo Adult (Slight Return). 'Tis most excellent.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-titles/541408/9 "2010-06-01T23:39:16Z")

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:o

One of my faves is “I Banning Your Dog.” I can’t summon the strength to go see which mod’s that is, though.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-titles/541408/10 "2010-06-01T23:41:30Z")

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> [@KneadToKnow](#):
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> :o
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> One of my faves is “I Banning Your Dog.” I can’t summon the strength to go see which mod’s that is, though.

**Marley23**.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-titles/541408/11 "2010-06-01T23:43:01Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> **Marley23**.

_Gracias_.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-titles/541408/12 "2010-06-01T23:45:41Z")

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> [@faithfool](#):
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> These are all great! Another one I like is **KneadToKnow** ’s Voodoo Adult (Slight Return). 'Tis most excellent.

Came here to post that one. Dunno if he’s riffing on Hendrix, NWO Hogan, or both, but I like it.

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-titles/541408/13 "2010-06-02T00:01:19Z")

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> [@Serenata67](#):
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> I’ve always liked Czarcasm’s Chicken of Bristol title.

This.

Particularly having some little to do with it’s bestowal.

The hate mail now arrives with less frequency, velocity and vitriol.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-titles/541408/14 "2010-06-02T14:22:09Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> I liked **Ellen Cherry’s** Regular Kapowzler, but she’s changed it. ☹

Well I didn’t want to be seen as behind the times. And shit. 😉

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-titles/541408/15 "2010-06-02T15:10:41Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Came here to post that one. Dunno if he’s riffing on Hendrix, NWO Hogan, or both, but I like it.

Hendrix. Actually had to Google NWO Hogan to see what the hell that was. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-titles/541408/16 "2010-06-02T15:58:46Z")

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I haven’t seen enough Doper’s titties to pick a favorite.

What?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-titles/541408/17 "2010-06-04T16:19:52Z")

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As an old Warner Bros. cartoon fan, I’m quite partial to

\*\*twickster \*\*  
Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space  
Moderator

which appears upthread!

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-doper-titles/541408/18 "2010-06-04T16:46:26Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> As an old Warner Bros. cartoon fan, I’m quite partial to
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> \*\*twickster \*\*  
> Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space  
> Moderator
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> which appears upthread!

Thanks! I was thrilled that it lost the “give **Czarcasm** a custom title” contest, and that he was okay with my snagging it for myself.
