# Favorite Family Guy throwaway gags.

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**Created:** [October 18, 2010, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-family-guy-throwaway-gags/557516 "2010-10-18T02:28:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-family-guy-throwaway-gags/557516/1 "2010-10-18T02:28:50Z")

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What’s your favorite Family Guy throwaway gag - you know those random, little asides and jokes that really have nothing to do with the plot or anything else happening on the show.

I love the bits about the Cookie Monster being in rehab and freebasing cookie dough:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/9C4-TsaNENo/hqdefault.jpg "Family Guy - Cookie Monster (HD)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4-TsaNENo)

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI-6uw6jE7g)

Also there’s a bit in the first episode where Peter is in court for welfare fraud and out of nowhere the Kool-Aid Man just jumps through the wall, and then when everyone looks at him weird, he just quietly tiptoes back outside. Cracks me up every time:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/2iE4uEsaBF0/hqdefault.jpg "Kool-Aid Man (Family Guy)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iE4uEsaBF0)

I’d also say the bit where Peter fights the giant chicken, but that goes on way too long to qualify as a true throwaway gag.

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**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-family-guy-throwaway-gags/557516/2 "2010-10-18T02:37:01Z")

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I LOVE the chicken fights.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-family-guy-throwaway-gags/557516/3 "2010-10-18T03:02:08Z")

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Peter: \<watching Stewie dispute something with Lois\> “That’s right Stewie, fight the machine!”

Stewie: \<glares\>\* “How did you know about the machine?!”\*

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**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-family-guy-throwaway-gags/557516/4 "2010-10-18T06:13:51Z")

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I liked the one where Peter was Jewish ("Hey there, Hebrews and Shebrews!)

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-family-guy-throwaway-gags/557516/5 "2010-10-18T06:44:45Z")

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I like the one where Peter says, “Oh man, this is even worse than that time when…”

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**Author:** ![Mixolydian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Mixolydian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mixolydian)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-family-guy-throwaway-gags/557516/6 "2010-10-18T13:17:20Z")

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> [@movingfinger](#):
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> I liked the one where Peter was Jewish ("Hey there, Hebrews and Shebrews!)

“So I ussed 'em down…”

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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-family-guy-throwaway-gags/557516/7 "2010-10-18T13:54:23Z")

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“So there…workin’ on on your novel huh? A little story where some friends become enemies, enemies become friends, obstacles overcome and everyones richer for the experience…”

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-family-guy-throwaway-gags/557516/8 "2010-10-18T14:34:09Z")

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When Peter is in the attic with Ann Frank & family, and starts eating potato chips slowly but noisily as the Nazis are searching the house.

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-family-guy-throwaway-gags/557516/9 "2010-10-18T14:36:40Z")

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Oh, no clip? I thought we had a clip there.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-family-guy-throwaway-gags/557516/10 "2010-10-18T14:42:03Z")

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[Diamonds](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ur2er-STls).

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**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-family-guy-throwaway-gags/557516/11 "2010-10-18T14:43:02Z")

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I came in here to say “diamonds. She’ll pretty much have to”.

Thanks for the link, tdn.

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-family-guy-throwaway-gags/557516/12 "2010-10-18T14:45:56Z")

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Evil Monkey. And anything with Brian and Stewie singing. Bag of Weed especially

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**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-family-guy-throwaway-gags/557516/13 "2010-10-18T15:38:51Z")

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Peter: “Yeah, right. That’s what they said about Benjamin Disraeli.”

Cut to Disraeli looking at the screen, stating “You don’t even know who I am!”

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-family-guy-throwaway-gags/557516/14 "2010-10-18T16:37:33Z")

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> [@joebuck20](#):
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> What’s your favorite Family Guy throwaway gag - you know those random, little asides and jokes that really have nothing to do with the plot or anything else happening on the show.

WTF? That **is** the show. It’s nothing _but_ “random, little asides and jokes”.

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**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-family-guy-throwaway-gags/557516/15 "2010-10-18T16:42:25Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> WTF? That **is** the show. It’s nothing _but_ “random, little asides and jokes”.

Not all of them. The October 10th episode had a fairly standard sitcom storyline (someone is caught cheating, hides it, mate finds out, they break up, they make up at the end.)

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-family-guy-throwaway-gags/557516/16 "2010-10-18T16:43:48Z")

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…and that time I snuck into Wimbledon…

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-family-guy-throwaway-gags/557516/17 "2010-10-18T17:07:37Z")

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Pretty much anytime one of the family members bashes Meg. Always good for a chuckle.

Not a running gag, per se, but this had me rolling:

Priest: “You may now kiss the bride.”

Peter: “KISS her? I’m going to DESTROY her!”

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-family-guy-throwaway-gags/557516/18 "2010-10-18T17:17:37Z")

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> [@control-z](#):
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> Peter: “Yeah, right. That’s what they said about Benjamin Disraeli.”
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> Cut to Disraeli looking at the screen, stating “You don’t even know who I am!”

LOVE this one. This is a great example of what Family Guy used to be, and why we used to love it.

Brian: Is that a chicken back there?

Store Clerk: Oh this? Yeah…yeah it is

Brain: Does is squeak?

(squeaks)

Brain: I would like to purchase that, and then run home and show it to Lois.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-family-guy-throwaway-gags/557516/19 "2010-10-18T17:19:02Z")

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Peter goes hunting with [Dick Cheney](http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/fg-dick-cheney-p1.php).

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-family-guy-throwaway-gags/557516/20 "2010-10-18T17:19:08Z")

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[That’s even more imaginative than the people who invented singing](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkF59dsCY8Y)

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