# Favorite Fictional Foods? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 20, 2006, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820 "2006-01-20T14:55:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/41 "2006-01-20T18:36:22Z")
Some of Odin’s mead, providing it doesn’t kill me. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/42 "2006-01-20T18:55:39Z")
I have some great recipes from this cookbook called “To Serve Man” I found. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/43 "2006-01-20T19:00:03Z")
How about some Bear Whiz Beer? It’s in the water! That’s why it’s yellow! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/44 "2006-01-20T19:01:46Z")
Hey, can I list something if it’s a floor wax … _and_ a dessert topping? ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/45 "2006-01-20T19:22:24Z")
Greasy pork sandwich served up on a dirty ashtray. Follow it up with some. . .Colon Blow. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/46 "2006-01-20T19:27:33Z")
Yea, I’d better get me some Colon Blow, because I’m gonna need some help after I fill up with Painful Rectal Itch. Yea, yea, I know what it sounds like. But with a name like Painful Rectal Itch, it’s _gotta_ be good! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/47 "2006-01-20T19:59:59Z")
omigawd - I can’t believe no one wants \*\*Snacky Smores \*\* or **Cheezy Poofs**! sign me up for that Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and Quarry Cereal _I said "it’s Crunchy!_ ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/48 "2006-01-20T20:41:02Z")
I always start my day with a bowl of **Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs** in chocolate milk… ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/49 "2006-01-20T20:47:38Z")
> [@MacTech](#): > > I always start my day with a bowl of **Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs** in chocolate milk… Your text is far too clear, consise, and easy to read for that to be true. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/50 "2006-01-20T20:58:27Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > How about some Bear Whiz Beer? It’s in the water! That’s why it’s yellow! Can’t forget Loostner’s Castor Oil Flakes. It not only washes your mouth out, it cleans out your whole system, right on down the line! _Oh, it ain’t no use if you ain’t got the boost, the boost you get from Loostners! Loooooostneeeeeers!_ “The all-weather breakfast!” ---
**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/51 "2006-01-20T22:03:41Z")
Shmoo. The Shmoos not only taste good they want you to eat them. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/52 "2006-01-20T22:18:11Z")
> [@Mr. Goob](#): > > Some of Odin’s mead, providing it doesn’t kill me. I actually have an unopened bottle of mead in my liquor cabinet right now. You know it is real stuff: honey wine, traditionally drank on cold winter nights, heated and mulled with spices. ---
**Author:** ![Sparrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Sparrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparrow)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/53 "2006-01-20T22:22:05Z")
Nanny Ogg’s Bananana Soup Surprise! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/54 "2006-01-20T22:23:32Z")
Current cellar contents: 8 fifths of various fruit meads (melomels), a dozen bottles of apple mead (cyser), and 5 bottles of straight mead. 😛 The next time there is a SoCal Dopefest in a park or something, that is what I am bringing. Now, if I could just find some of Slippery Jim’s Syrian Panther Sweat… ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/55 "2006-01-21T01:31:44Z")
Ent-draught from Middle Earth. It’s so good for you, it makes you taller ! Klingon Blood Wine ? I think I’ll pass. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/56 "2006-01-21T02:15:09Z")
> [@Der Trihs](#): > > Ent-draught from Middle Earth. It’s so good for you, it makes you taller ! > > Klingon Blood Wine ? I think I’ll pass. Ent-draught did make Merry and Pippin taller, but it may not have the same effect on a human. Hobbits are close relatives but not human. I think I would be willing to try it however. Jim (only 5’8") ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Johnny\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Angel)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/57 "2006-01-21T03:24:13Z")
I want the Frim Fram Sauce with the Ausen Fey, with Shi-fa-fa on the side. ---
**Author:** ![YWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/6f9a4e/32.png) [@YWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YWalker)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/58 "2006-01-21T04:10:10Z")
Crummybuttons! (Bleahhhh!) ---
**Author:** ![No\_Power\_In\_The\_Verse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f9ae1b/32.png) [@No\_Power\_In\_The\_Verse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/No_Power_In_The_Verse)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/59 "2006-01-21T05:03:44Z")
Although it sounds interesting I think I’d definitely have to pass on Mudders Milk from Firefly, and I’d never take anyhting from Cut Me Own Throat Dibbler, especially if it’s in a bun. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/60 "2006-01-21T05:24:40Z")
Blue milk fennel smoothie, _a la_ Aunt Beru. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820.md?page=4)