# Favorite Fictional Foods? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 20, 2006, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820 "2006-01-20T14:55:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2006, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/81 "2006-01-22T23:49:22Z")
I’ve always wanted to try butterbeer. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/82 "2006-01-23T01:11:38Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Also from South Park, I always thought Chef’s recipe for Chocolate Salty Balls sounded good. How can you go wrong with butter, sugar, chocolate and just a touch of vanilla? I suspect if anyone really tried to make them, the result would be Chcolate Salty Lumps. To get balls out of [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_Salty_Balls), one should refrigerate instead of bake. That would be a small problem because of the egg whites. [This](http://www.online-cookbook.com/goto/cook/rpage/000B7E) makes very nice, and tasty, balls. You’d get a good substitute by adding brandy & cinnamon and skipping the powdered sugar coating. ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/83 "2006-01-23T01:37:15Z")
“But Mommmmmm…I want Cheezy Poofs and Snacky Cakes”. (Someone would make millions if they really did make this with Cartman’s face on the packages.) ---
**Author:** ![Rachael\_Rage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@Rachael\_Rage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachael_Rage)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/84 "2006-01-23T04:06:17Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > Butter beer! And the whiskey, whatever it was called. > > but not pumpkin juice–that sounds awful. > noone has said it, so I’ll bite: manna. Mmm…Butterbeer. Just the name sounds good. And it apparently can be served both cold and warm, which is a bonus. But I also think ice-cold Pumpkin Juice sounds lovely on a hot day. I think JK Rowling did the right thing by not trying to describe how these things taste, and lets us imagine. I’m surprised nobody has mentioned TUBBB! You’ve got to wonder what’s in that thing. ---
**Author:** ![Rachael\_Rage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@Rachael\_Rage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachael_Rage)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/85 "2006-01-23T04:08:50Z")
Oh…and **eleanorigby** , it’s firewhisky. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/86 "2006-01-23T07:09:51Z")
I’d go with an appetizer of Iguana-On-A-Stick, followed with a Triple Fried Egg Butty With Chili Sauce And Chutney, and washed down with a can of Pork Soda. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/87 "2006-01-23T14:37:31Z")
I myself like a nice serving of Floobaroos. (Anyone getting this one will automatically receive 10,000 bonus points of admiration from myself.) ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/88 "2006-01-23T14:48:49Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > Yea, I’d better get me some Colon Blow, because I’m gonna need some help after I fill up with Painful Rectal Itch. I like to wash my Colon Blow down with a 40 of Coldcock Malt Liquor. _There’s only one malt liquor that’ll get your head hummin’. Coldcock’s the one you never see comin’!_ I have yet to see the man that could drink a whole can. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/89 "2006-01-23T14:57:05Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > I like to wash my Colon Blow down with a 40 of Coldcock Malt Liquor. > > _There’s only one malt liquor that’ll get your head hummin’. Coldcock’s the one you never see comin’!_ > > I have yet to see the man that could drink a whole can. For desert you can have some Glimmer, “Its a desert topping, no its a floor wax” “Actually its both” Jim ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/90 "2006-01-23T19:03:38Z")
Hmmm. I think I’ll start with a little glass of Tranya (ST:TOS “The Corbomite Manuever”). Then a slab of meatbeast, medium rare, with a side of mashed smackles and sweetgrass (George R.R. Martin, “Tuf Voyaging”), and finally a glass of something cold from the famous vineyards of Dorwinion (J.R.R. Tolkien, “The Hobbit”). ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/91 "2006-01-23T19:13:51Z")
I don’t care how Mammy Yokum looks at me, I want some _Hammus Alabamus!_😃 Tree of Life fruit (from Larry Niven’s Pak Protector civilization) is supposed to be the most delicious thing you will ever eat in your life. But watch out for the aftereffects . . . ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/92 "2006-01-23T19:16:56Z")
I hear the Mushrooms in Wonderland are…_interesting_… ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/93 "2006-01-23T19:22:30Z")
And a Perfectly Normal Beast sandwich, prepared by Arthur Dent! ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/94 "2006-01-23T20:46:56Z")
> [@Stranger On A Train](#): > > I’ll have some Cruncheetym Algae Chips with BouncyBubbleBeverage, if you please. (We’ll see if anybody gets that reference.) Do you have proper clearance for that beverage, citizen? I would have to try spoo, if only because of [JMS’s explanation](http://spoo.mminternet.com/whats_spoo.html). And I wouldn’t mind watching someone else try crottled greeps. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/95 "2006-01-24T07:40:41Z")
Comin atcha wit da mad flava in ya ear, it’s Rocket Fuel! Daaaaaaaamn! ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/96 "2006-01-24T09:13:15Z")
Rokeg Blood Pie. Pretty sure I’ve eaten something like that anyway - I live in England. ---
**Author:** ![snorlax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@snorlax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snorlax)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/97 "2006-01-24T09:19:30Z")
I do not like green eggs and ham. ---
**Author:** ![Quercus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/7ab992/32.png) [@Quercus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/98 "2006-01-24T16:29:59Z")
I’d like one Krusty™ Partially Gelatinated Non-dairy Gum-based Beverage, please! ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/99 "2006-02-01T20:30:54Z")
I think it’s worth resurrecting this thread to mention the [Chupaqueso.](http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20030906.html) ---
**Author:** ![Frosted\_Glass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frosted_glass/32/3926_2.png) [@Frosted\_Glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frosted_Glass)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/100 "2006-02-01T22:18:50Z")
Ill take Poplers with tangy dipping sauce any day. But for those days when I want a sweet dessert I find it hard to pass on Fluffy Puff Marshmallow Confection. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820.md?page=6)