# Favorite Fictional Foods? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 20, 2006, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820 "2006-01-20T14:55:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/101 "2006-02-01T22:29:53Z")
If I mentioned Haggis-Burger Sushi, would anyone get the reference? (At least, I think that’s what it was called.) ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/102 "2006-02-02T00:08:28Z")
> [@tiltypig](#): > > Butter-pies from [A Tale of Time City.](http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0064473511/ref=sib_vae_pg_21/103-1608789-1171836?%5Fencoding=UTF8&keywords=butter-pies&p=S00V&twc=39&checkSum=ZuvKfc2r2I%2F6RRedYOPV9je2OLoE3guYrzxrYMj%2Fkuk%3D#reader-page) > “Wonderful tastes filled her mouth, everything buttery and creamy she had ever tasted, with just a hint of toffee, and twenty other even better tastes she had never met before, all of it icy cold. . . > But at that minute she bit through into the middle of the butter-pie. And it was hot. Runny, syrupy hot. > ‘It’s _goluptuous_ when you get to the warm part, isn’t it?’ Sam said, watching her with keen attention. ‘You want to let it trickle into the cold.’” Yep - since the first time I read that book, that sounded like the best dessert. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/103 "2006-02-02T03:22:02Z")
I’ll have a Wonka’s Fudgemallow Delight. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/104 "2006-02-02T03:40:34Z")
If we are out of Spoo, I’ll take some Bandersnatch Of course I’ll have to go to Jinx to get some… And they do fight back. ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/105 "2006-02-02T14:33:09Z")
> [@blace81](#): > > Ill take Poplers with tangy dipping sauce any day. But for those days when I want a sweet dessert I find it hard to pass on Fluffy Puff Marshmallow Confection. Can I offer you a Butter-Da to wash that down? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/106 "2006-02-02T14:57:11Z")
I’d love to try a Sta-Puft Marshmallow even once. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/107 "2006-02-11T23:04:20Z")
So many posts, and no advocates for a delicious serving of Ice-9? ---
**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/108 "2006-02-12T02:37:15Z")
> [@Shoshana](#): > > So many posts, and no advocates for a delicious serving of Ice-9? Vonnegut’s Ice-9? ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/109 "2006-02-12T02:43:19Z")
> [@Fionn](#): > > Vonnegut’s Ice-9? Indeed. You’ll never want anything else afterward. ---
**Author:** ![cassandrasaurus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b77776/32.png) [@cassandrasaurus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cassandrasaurus)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/110 "2010-11-19T02:55:57Z")
I’m partial to Pumpkin Pasties and the pumpkin soup Yeto makes in Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. There’s a lot of really good recipes for “fictional” food at [geekychef.com](http://www.geekychef.com) ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/111 "2010-11-19T03:03:33Z")
Yes, I know this is a zombie. I still feel compelled to point out: I wish [smutto](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1q_e6dEoWk) had remained [fictional](http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-08-08). ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/112 "2010-11-19T06:57:13Z")
I’d like some Jackie-O’s for breakfast. (Lisa Simpson turned me on to it.) Either that or the 15-egg Eggapalooza from the Satellite of Love. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/113 "2010-11-19T14:05:50Z")
I vote for khlav kalash, some sort of meat on a stick. It was in the _Simpsons_ episode where they go to New York to retrieve Homer’s illegally-parked car. A street cart vendor comes by yelling “khalv kalash!” Homer asks for a bowl, but the vendor says, “no bowl. Stick. Stick.” Then Homer asks for a drink, and the only choices are Mountain Dew and crab juice. “Ewww! I’ll take a crab juice.” Khlav kalash also made a brief appearance in a later episode where Lisa gets lost in Russiatown. ---
**Author:** ![Aeris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Aeris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeris)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/114 "2010-11-19T14:19:55Z")
My favorite book when I was little was “A Sitter For Baby Monster” featuring some characters from Sesame Street. In one picture, the sitter made a monster burger for the little monster that looked so amazingly delicious. It is honestly making my mouth water just to think about it now. Also, and I am hoping that someone will post that these actually do exist, Reptar bars from Rugrats. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/115 "2010-11-19T14:27:28Z")
Honey, can we have Placenta Helper every night? ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/116 "2010-11-19T14:38:38Z")
I’ve always wanted to try one of Roughhouse’s burgers since they were highly prized by burger connoisseur J Wellington Wimpy. And, even though the strip is probably 50 years past its prime, honorable mention has to go to the Dagwood Sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![lshaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e36b37/32.png) [@lshaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lshaw)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/117 "2010-11-23T08:07:06Z")
Many sweets from the Roald Dahl books. There were several instances in my childhood when I wanted to toss my mom a piece of StickJaw, especially when she was going off on one of her lengthy lectures. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/118 "2010-11-23T16:29:20Z")
I have a recipe for pumpkin juice [here](http://www.seasonalrecipes.com/rec/recipe72.pumpkinjuice.html), if anybody is interested. Never tried it, though. When I was playing Neopets, there were lots of silly foods I wanted to try – lots of the tropical fruits for sure. Also, I would like to try a hot cup of Borovan: somewhere between coffee and strong beef broth, I imagine. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/119 "2010-11-23T16:33:23Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Brevari and breen from **Babylon 5**. Don’t forget the fried tubeworms! I once hosted a dinner party based on foods mentioned in Babylon 5. There were ordinary foods that humans eat, of course. And I did make “breen” using a good reciped I have for Swedish meatballs. Also had bagna cauda, a northern Italian hot oil dip that Garibaldi had on one episode. As Dr. Franklin said, when he heard what was in it _“I can feel my arteries hardening just being in the same room with it.”_ ---
**Author:** ![PookahMacPhellimey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pookahmacphellimey/32/3175_2.png) [@PookahMacPhellimey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PookahMacPhellimey)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820/120 "2010-11-23T22:13:38Z")
Obscure, but I want try Creema di Leema from Diana Wynne Jones’ [Homeward Bounders](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Homeward_Bounders). Careful: Wikipage has spoilers. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-fictional-foods/340820.md?page=5)