# Favorite Futurama Quotes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 1, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207 "2007-03-01T20:36:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/21 "2007-03-01T21:18:35Z")
Leela: So, how was the universe created? Nibbler: [unintelligible babbling in the Nibblonian language] Leela: And the meaning of existence? Nibbler: [more Nibblonian babbling] Leela: So every religion is wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/22 "2007-03-01T21:22:54Z")
Something someone posted recently made me recall this one, which sounded like my response to the situation in my head: Amy: Why don’t you try homeopathic remedies? Like some herbal tea, or echinacea? Farnsworth: Or a big fat placebo! It’s all the same crap! Which ranks right up there with the robot truck looking for scientists: Person: I have a degree in homeopathic medicine! Robot: You have a degree in baloney! [sprays him with water cannon] ---
**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/23 "2007-03-01T21:23:23Z")
My personal favorite is when Dr. Zoidberg goes insane at a gym, and interrupts a pre-natal water aerobics class. Mothers: “AAAIIIIIEEE!” (plopping, crying newborns) Someone: Is there a doctor in the house?" Zoidberg, gibbering: I’m a doctor! Mothers: AAAAIIIIEEEE! (more plopping) ---
**Author:** ![HubZilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@HubZilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HubZilla)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/24 "2007-03-01T21:26:42Z")
Dr. Zoidberg at a horse race: “No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it.” I felt so pretentious when I the only one of my buddies to chuckle. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/25 "2007-03-01T21:31:56Z")
Racetrack PA announcer: And the winner is number three, in a quantum finish. Professor Farnsworth: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it! (on preview: damn, too late!) Marv Albert: Ladies and gentlemen, something very strange has just occurred in this basketball match between space clowns and atomic monsters. Fry: Wow! That guy makes Speedy Gonzalez look like Regular Gonzalez! ---
**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/26 "2007-03-01T21:32:05Z")
When Bender gets to meet his favourite TV chef Elzar: “Oh this is the greatest nanosecond of my life. No, this one is - no, this one. Wait…that one was slightly worse. Ah, so far so good on this one.” And lets not forget Elzar himself: “Folks tell the neighbours to watch your mouth 'cause your tastebuds are going on vacation.” I wish I could cook like that 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/27 "2007-03-01T21:32:47Z")
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn] I’m paraphrasing here- bad memory and all: Someone: It gets down to 100 below here at night. Someone else: Fahrenheit or Celsius? Someone: First one, then the other. [/QUOTE] I believe Someone was the moon farmer, and Someone Else was Fry. You remember the moon farmer? He had three beautiful robot daughters: Trixie, Dixie, and The Crushinator 5000. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/28 "2007-03-01T21:37:42Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] You remember the moon farmer? He had three beautiful robot daughters: Trixie, Dixie, and The Crushinator 5000. [/QUOTE] Well, actually, they were LuluBell 7, Daisy May 128K and The Crushinator. Sadly, I didn’t even have to look that up. ---
**Author:** ![AmericanMaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@AmericanMaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AmericanMaid)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/29 "2007-03-01T21:40:10Z")
Al Gore “I have ridden the mighty moon worm!” Fry “Where’s the bathroom?” Bender “The what room?” Fry “The bathroom.” Bender “The bathwhat?” Fry “The bathroom.” Bender “The whatwhat?” TREES DOWN! “Fry crack corn and I don’t care, Leela cracks corn and I don’t care, Bender cracks corn and he is great. Take that you stupid corn” ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/30 "2007-03-01T21:41:51Z")
Cheese it!! ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/31 "2007-03-01T21:43:46Z")
Zapp Brannigan: “The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruised and spongy.” Nixon’s Head: “I’ll sell our children’s organs to zoos for meat, and go into people’s houses at night and wreck up the place!” Professor: “Get off my property!” Hippie: “You can’t own property man!” Professor: “Yes I can, because I’m not a penniless hippie!” Llrr, after eating said hippie: “Whoa, my hands are huge! They can touch anything except themselves.” (touches hands together) “Oh, wait…” ---
**Author:** ![Rich\_Mann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@Rich\_Mann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_Mann)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/32 "2007-03-01T21:44:08Z")
“My hands can touch anything but themselves!” (touches hands together) “Oh, wait…” There’s a very similar line which might be from The Simpsons: “Why do they call them ‘fingers’? They don’t ‘fing’.” (bends fingers) “Oh, wait…” Come to think of it–Is the actor who does the King of Omicron Pesei 8 the same as the one who does Otto the bus driver? ---
**Author:** ![Arien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arien)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/33 "2007-03-01T21:51:42Z")
Fry: You mean we can never catch up to him? Even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood? From an episode of the Scary Door: Why should I believe you? You’re Hitler! Bender: Saw it coming. Zapp Brannigan: Men, you’re lucky men. Soon you’ll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/34 "2007-03-01T21:57:11Z")
[QUOTE=Rich Mann] Come to think of it–Is the actor who does the King of Omicron Pesei 8 the same as the one who does Otto the bus driver? [/QUOTE] Lrrr is played by Maurice LaMarche (of Pinky and the Brain fame) and Otto is voiced by Harry Shearer. Prof. Farnsworth: Aahh, so that’s what life would be like if I had invented the Finglonger. A man can dream, though. A man can dream! ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/35 "2007-03-01T21:58:05Z")
[QUOTE=Rich Mann] Is the actor who does the King of Omicron Pesei 8 the same as the one who does Otto the bus driver? [/QUOTE] Maurice LaMarche is the voice of the King of Omicron Persei 8; Harry Shearer is the voice of Otto the bus driver. It troubles me that I knew this without looking it up. Edit: I am less troubled now, since I see that someone else knew the answer a minute before I did. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/36 "2007-03-01T22:05:13Z")
My favorite line comes from one of the “What If” episodes, where Fry never went to the future. He got to meet the guy who invented D&D who said, “It’s a…(rolls dice)…_pleasure_ to meet you!” ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/37 "2007-03-01T22:18:58Z")
> [@](#): > > ``` > Richard Nixon's Head: Hello Morbo, how's the family? > Morbo: Belligerent and numerous. > Richard Nixon's Head: Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. > > ``` > [@](#): > > ``` > Professor Farnsworth: If we can stimulate that nerve, the bowel will convulse, expelling the entire worm society. > Hermes: But what about the worms in the other parts of his body? > Professor Farnsworth: Listen, this is gonna be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left. > > ``` > [@](#): > > ``` > [The lab is collapsing.] > Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys, do something! Satan, you owe me! > > ``` Morbo, Nixon & the Proffessor get the best lines! ---
**Author:** ![lilflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@lilflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilflower)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/38 "2007-03-01T22:19:07Z")
I like when Professor Farnsworth says that dark matter is so heavy that one pound weighs almost 10,000 pounds. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/39 "2007-03-01T22:19:16Z")
Oh sure, everyone wants to save Hitler’s brain. But when you want to put it in the body of a shark, suddenly you’ve gone too far. ---
**Author:** ![Jayrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Jayrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayrot)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/40 "2007-03-01T22:20:28Z")
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