# Favorite Futurama Quotes!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 1, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207 "2007-03-01T20:36:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2007, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/121 "2007-03-03T17:09:01Z")

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Zapp: “The alien mother ship is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards… checkmate."

Brilliant!

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2007, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/122 "2007-03-03T17:44:03Z")

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Unruly crowd of humans: “Kill all robots! _Kill all robots!_”

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**Author:** ![Middlea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@Middlea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Middlea)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2007, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/123 "2007-03-03T22:06:20Z")

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Bender to Fry: " I don’t want anyone to think we’re robo-sexuals or anything like that…you can be my debugger".

Didn’t catch it until the dozenth or so time I watched the pilot.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2007, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-futurama-quotes/394207/124 "2007-03-03T22:16:52Z")

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Apologies if this was done before, but I didn’t notice it. It’s one of my faves:

[Bender and Fry in Benders apartment]  
Bender: [while sleeping] Kill all humans, kill all humans, must kill all hu…  
Fry: [shakes him] Bender wake up.  
Bender: I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.  
…  
[Bender shuts himself down to sleep, Fry lies on the floor]  
Bender: [while sleeping] Hey, sexy mama… Wanna kill all humans?

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