# favorite handles **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 14, 2010, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628 "2010-11-14T07:36:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628/1 "2010-11-14T07:36:58Z")
Which Doper has your favorite screen name? My favorite: “cometothedarksidewehavecookies”. Makesme laugh every time! ---
**Author:** ![MostlyClueless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MostlyClueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MostlyClueless)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628/2 "2010-11-14T09:10:27Z")
Not a doper: Crash Landon ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628/3 "2010-11-14T10:32:21Z")
WOOKINPANUB, absolutely. I die a little each time I see it, I’m so envious. Excellent name! ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628/4 "2010-11-14T19:29:14Z")
I’m not even sure if they still post here, but two usernames that always made me laugh were **broccoli!** and **yams!!** I think it’s the exclamation marks that get to me. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628/5 "2010-11-14T19:40:18Z")
> [@mnemosyne](#): > > I’m not even sure if they still post here, but two usernames that always made me laugh were **broccoli!** and **yams!!** I think it’s the exclamation marks that get to me. I agree. Don’t know who **broccol!** is though but **yams!!** exclamation points hit the spot. What’s really icing on the cake is to see them sign their posts still using exclamation.. like this.. "love yams!!" ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628/6 "2010-11-14T19:56:41Z")
**Freudian Slit**. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628/7 "2010-11-14T20:08:25Z")
IAmTheGodCowMoo I’m sorry but that’s the closest I can come to the capitalization. She had a very good ASC II signature that made a cattle. I wish I knew what happened to her. I do like many others but that’s my tops. ---
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628/8 "2010-11-14T20:15:18Z")
Enola Straight . and **Patty O’furniture** always brings a smile… ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2010, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628/9 "2010-11-15T23:44:29Z")
I don’t think he posts here any more, but **Howard Juneau** is way cool. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2010, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628/10 "2010-11-16T02:01:03Z")
I think **Tequila Mockingbird** may be gone, but I always smiled. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2010, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628/11 "2010-11-16T04:41:39Z")
I’ve always liked **iamthewalrus(:3=**. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2010, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628/12 "2010-11-16T06:50:44Z")
My favorite has always been **Mangetout** (as “Mange tout,” not “Man get out”). ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2010, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628/13 "2010-11-16T06:51:50Z")
**Stealth Potato** ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2010, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628/14 "2010-11-16T17:40:58Z")
**Freudian Slit**. She’s also one of my fave Dopers generally. I would probably have changed mine to **QED** if the eponymous Doper didn’t use it first, so there’s that. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2010, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628/15 "2010-11-16T18:15:40Z")
Shirley Ujest ---
**Author:** ![Scubaqueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@Scubaqueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scubaqueen)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628/16 "2010-11-16T20:48:21Z")
**Eyebrows of Doom**. Good for a chuckle every time. ---
**Author:** ![Invisible\_Chimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2010, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628/17 "2010-11-16T23:38:14Z")
I third Freudian Slit. ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2010, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628/18 "2010-11-17T01:12:50Z")
**The Sausage Creature**. Cracks me up every time. My favorite handle of all time, by the way, isn’t on these boards. Wayyyy back in the day, I used to start flame wars on the EZBoard Ann Coulter chat room, and met a poster named **boogersnax** (Sig line “Creamy or Chunky?”) _Nothing_ will ever beat **boogersnax**. And the hell of it was, he was a pretty smart poster. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2010, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628/19 "2010-11-17T01:19:13Z")
**Czarcasm** \*\* Freudian Slit\*\* and **Rick** ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2010, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628/20 "2010-11-17T01:24:44Z")
Unauthorized Cinnamon. I always picture the bloke that has to authorize it, and the one that snuck past. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-handles/560628.md?page=2)