# Favorite Humorous Christmas Songs **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 24, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030 "2001-11-24T16:40:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2001, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030/21 "2001-11-25T05:40:24Z")
Another vote here for the incredible _Christmas at Ground Zero_ by Weird Al Yankovic – perhaps his very best song. The Bobs, _Fifty Kilowatt Tree_ is easily my favorite from the a cappella group’s **Too Many Santas!** album from a few years ago. And, in a slight hijack, I’ll mention that the Beatles’ seven annual fan club Christmas flexi-discs are a scream for anyone who worships all things Beatle and can get his hands on copies. [sup]“Meanwhile, high in the Swiss Alps, two elderly Scotchmen munch on a rare cheese.”[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![alibey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@alibey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alibey)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2001, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030/22 "2001-11-25T15:00:37Z")
Hadji’s 12 days of Christmas…From Bob and Tom. makes a great drinking song, “5 shots of scnappes” ---
**Author:** ![EandCDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e274bd/32.png) [@EandCDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EandCDad)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2001, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030/23 "2001-11-25T15:05:00Z")
Indian Giver by the Squirrel Nut Zippers. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2001, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030/24 "2001-11-25T21:53:54Z")
“Christmas With the Devil” - Spinal Tap “The Night Santa Went Crazy” - Weird Al Yankovic (I second “Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear”, too - I sing this year round.) ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030/25 "2001-11-26T01:36:46Z")
“The Night Santa Went Crazy”- Weird Al “Let’s Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas”- Crow “Merry Christmas…If That’s Okay”- Mike, Tom, and Crow “The Twelve Days of Christmas (Sesame Street Version)”- The Sesame Street Choir “The Twelve Redneck Days of Christmas”- Jeff Foxworthy or Tim Wilson -brianjedi ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sota_Girl)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030/26 "2001-11-26T05:22:35Z")
> [@](#): > > Elmo and Patty, Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer I’ve always liked this one. I think the rendition that goes “New Kids Got Run Over By A Reindeer” is even better though. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030/27 "2001-11-26T06:28:13Z")
The following link is a connection to a website of humor about dogs, German Shepherds in particular. The first song is cute, but the second “Markin’ up my winter wonderland” is hilarious. [http://globalcorp.com/gsd/dog-humor.htm](http://globalcorp.com/gsd/dog-humor.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Trillian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trillian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trillian)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030/28 "2001-11-26T06:32:15Z")
“I Found the Brains of Santa Claus” by Jason and the Straptones “I saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus” unknown also check out songs by Kevin “Bloody” Wilson ---
**Author:** ![AKAmame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aca169/32.png) [@AKAmame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AKAmame)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030/29 "2001-11-26T10:52:02Z")
John Clarke is a NZ humourist now resident in Aus. He now specialises in glorious satire that you often don’t see coming till it bites you. His version of “We Three kings” dates from the '70’s, when he used to play a NZ yokel called Fred Dagg. Click on [this link](http://members.tripod.com/NZFolkie/gumboot.html#One), click on “one on a tractor”, and sing it, preferably in the broadest Aus or NZ accent you can muster, preferably slightly out of tune. ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030/30 "2001-11-26T16:03:37Z")
“The Chimney Song” (aka: There’s something stuck up in the chimney) from Bob Rivers Comedy Corp (as mentioned above) “Walkin’ in an Essex Wonderland” (local song with lyrics like, "Joey’s home from the service/and his girlfriend’s gettin’ nervous/While he was at sea/she contracted VD/Walkin’ in an Essex Wonderland. Crap! I just forgot the third one! I’ll get back to you. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030/31 "2001-11-26T16:15:10Z")
Yuleman vs. the Anti-Claus, by The Bobs. Too Many Sants, also by The Bobs “I saw a Santa and his woman on a Harley riding really slow - so slow She’s wearing fishnets and a pair of fur trimmed hot pants I hope it doesn’t snow!” ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030/32 "2001-11-26T16:19:36Z")
Well, I enjoy “Let’s Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas” Crow T. Robot “Christmas at Ground Zero” Weird Al “The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version)” Weird Al “Merry Christmas…if That’s OK” -MST3K ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030/33 "2001-11-26T16:35:54Z")
Hmmm. “Homo Christmas” by _Pansy Division_ “F\*ck Christmas” by _Fear_ “Nothing for Christmas” by _The Reducers_ “Twas the Night Before Xmas” by _Mojo Nixon and the Toadliquors_ ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030/34 "2001-11-26T18:05:33Z")
D’oh, when I replied earlier, I forgot… Leroy, _Santa Stole My Baby_ from Black Vinyl Records’ _Yuletunes_ release (a nifty collection). I’ve listened to it for the music so often that I forgot what fun the lyrics are. [sup]She bakes him cookies/she calls him Chris/gets everything double/on her Christmas list/Footsteps on the rooftop, well, I should have known/Santa stole my baby under the mistletoe…[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Second\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Echo)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030/35 "2001-11-27T05:53:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bouv \* > **"The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version)" Weird Al** I, too, love this song. But what’s the extra gory version? I’ve only ever heard the album version. Whats the difference? What lyrics get changed? It’s pretty gory as-is, actually… ---
**Author:** ![phailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8491ac/32.png) [@phailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phailure)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030/36 "2001-11-27T10:51:33Z")
Another vote for _Christmas At Ground Zero_ by **Weird Al**. The video is definately one of the best ones _ever_. Go buy the DVD _now_, kids. ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030/37 "2001-11-27T13:16:01Z")
A vote for **Bob Rivers** albums; Twisted Christmas More Twisted Christmas Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire I Am Santa Claus Lost Holiday Songs Complete lunacy, ya gotta love it. ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030/38 "2001-11-27T19:56:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spritle \* > \*\*Crap! I just forgot the third one! > I’ll get back to you. \*\* I remembered!! It’s _The Waitresses_ song **Christmas Wrapping**. It’s real goofy and I’m not sure why I like it, but I do. :singing: You mean you forgot cranberries, too? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030/39 "2001-11-28T00:08:09Z")
Funny this thread should come up…my girlfriend just gave me the cutest tiny stuffed hippo. See, a few weeks ago I sang “I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas” to her, and she didn’t believe it was a real song, so I played it for her. I’m still deciding what to name him. I just can’t bring myself to do an alliterative name like “Humphrey”. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030/40 "2001-11-28T12:17:39Z")
My personal favourites, “I saw Mummy Shagging Santa Claus” and “Little Plumber Boy” by the Scruff Merchants. I’m not even going to go into the horrors of their version of “the 12 Days of Christmas” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-humorous-christmas-songs/95030.md?page=3)