# favorite lines in movies - not "The" line though

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 18, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-lines-in-movies-not-the-line-though/88263 "2001-10-18T18:19:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![justinh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@justinh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justinh)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-lines-in-movies-not-the-line-though/88263/1 "2001-10-18T18:19:36Z")

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Of course everyone likes “I’ll be back” in Terminator. But I always end up with a favorite line that other people just pass right over. What are yours?

ex:

“niggers with screwdrivers” - Pulp Fiction  
“I like the Austrian way better” - Indiana Jones III

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**Author:** ![SteverinoAlaReno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SteverinoAlaReno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteverinoAlaReno)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-lines-in-movies-not-the-line-though/88263/2 "2001-10-18T19:19:35Z")

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People?! I ain’t ‘people’. I am a shimmering glowing star in the cinema firmament. It says so right there. (From Singin’ in the Rain.)

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**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-lines-in-movies-not-the-line-though/88263/3 "2001-10-18T20:00:40Z")

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Problem? I don’t have a problem. I have fucking problems. Plural. Wanna hear?  
-Ted “Four Rooms”

And of course just about anything Brad Pitt says in “Snatch” is quotable (that is if you can understand him 🙂 ).

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-lines-in-movies-not-the-line-though/88263/4 "2001-10-18T21:17:31Z")

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“Well how do you like that, without so much as a kiss my foot or have an apple” - Said by some showgirl who’s brushed off by Bing Crosby in White Christmas

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**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-lines-in-movies-not-the-line-though/88263/5 "2001-10-18T22:33:11Z")

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“Are you sure it isn’t time for a ‘colourful metaphor’?”  
-Mr. Spock, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

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**Author:** ![charmaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@charmaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/charmaine)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-lines-in-movies-not-the-line-though/88263/6 "2001-10-18T22:57:42Z")

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“I not a Mexican” – Clueless

"The next time we see sky, it’ll be over another town, the next time we take a test, it’ll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the bestest stuff for us. But right now, they’ve gotta do what’s right for them, cause it’s their time. It’s there time up there. Down here, it’s our time. It’s our time down here. That’s all over the moment we ride up Troy’s bucket. "  
not a mexican,  
charmaine

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**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-lines-in-movies-not-the-line-though/88263/7 "2001-10-18T23:06:17Z")

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“You scared? Well, don’t you worry, honey. If they could get a washing machine to fly, my Jimmy could land it.” Apollo 13.

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**Author:** ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-lines-in-movies-not-the-line-though/88263/8 "2001-10-18T23:14:49Z")

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“Help! Help! I’m bein’ repressed!”-Monty Python and The Holy Grail

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**Author:** ![ignatzmouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b2d939/32.png) [@ignatzmouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ignatzmouse)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-lines-in-movies-not-the-line-though/88263/9 "2001-10-18T23:51:22Z")

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Ordinary fuckin’ people. I hate 'em.

Repo Man

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**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-lines-in-movies-not-the-line-though/88263/10 "2001-10-19T00:02:08Z")

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“No, it has already begun!” - Armand (Antonio Bandaras), Interview with the Vampire.

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-lines-in-movies-not-the-line-though/88263/11 "2001-10-19T00:17:42Z")

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“I think he just said something.”

The gang are on the road, and one of the veterans on the team tells newbie Luke about “The Man With No Eyes,” and how he never talks.

As Luke is listening, “The Man With No Eyes” is getting his shotgun (or was it a rifle?) ready, aims at some bird in flight and _BLAM-YOW_.

At which point Luke replies, “I think he just said something.”

It actually sort of ties in with the “failure to communicate” line, too, especially at the end of the movie.

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**Author:** ![shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shrew)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-lines-in-movies-not-the-line-though/88263/12 "2001-10-19T01:03:27Z")

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“Put the bunny back in the box.” - Nick Cage, Con Air

“I’m in it for the endolphins.”  
“Endorphins.”  
“Whatever.”

- Annette Bening and Meryl Streep, Postcards from the Edge

“It’s good to want things.” - Winona Ryder, Welcome Home Roxy Carmichael

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**Author:** ![Wumpus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8c91f0/32.png) [@Wumpus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wumpus)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-lines-in-movies-not-the-line-though/88263/13 "2001-10-19T03:03:53Z")

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“How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce.” – Casablanca

“I don’t like violence. I’m a businessman. Blood is a big expense.” – The Godfather

“I’ll show you the life of the mind!” – Barton Fink

“He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.” – A Christmas Story

“I don’t want to meet someone who shares my interests. I hate my interests.” – Ghost World

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-lines-in-movies-not-the-line-though/88263/14 "2001-10-19T03:32:29Z")

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“Do you feel good-- I bet you do!” MC, _Cabaret_

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**Author:** ![aramis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@aramis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aramis)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-lines-in-movies-not-the-line-though/88263/15 "2001-10-19T03:48:39Z")

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“Yes, that one, the sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes!.” – Trapper John McIntyre, M_A_S\*H

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**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-lines-in-movies-not-the-line-though/88263/16 "2001-10-19T04:52:24Z")

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“A virgin? I had a virgin once. Had to go to Guatamala for it. She was blind in one eye and had a stuffed alligator that said ‘Welcome to Miami Beach.’” -The Stunt Man.

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**Author:** ![SolomonGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@SolomonGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolomonGrundy)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-lines-in-movies-not-the-line-though/88263/17 "2001-10-19T08:09:00Z")

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“Can’t have kids myself. Doctors say there’s somethin’ wrong with my semen.” – Probably misquoted, from _Raising Arizona_

“I don’t know, they were jammies, you know, with Yoda’s and shit on 'em.” – again misquoted from _Raising Arizona_

“Sorry I’m late, Eddie. I would’ve been here sooner, but I had to shake the weasels.” – _Who Framed Roger Rabbit?_

“I’ve just always loved to kill.” – Merv Griffin from _The Man With Two Brains_

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-lines-in-movies-not-the-line-though/88263/18 "2001-10-19T08:16:37Z")

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Garth: It’s like we’re looking down on Wayne’s basement, only that’s not Wayne’s basement. Isn’t that weird?  
Wayne: Garth - I think that was a haiku!

-_Wayne’s World_  
Frank N. Furter: Such a fine specimen. So …dominant!

-_Rocky Horror Picture Show_

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**Author:** ![scampering\_gremlin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@scampering\_gremlin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scampering_gremlin)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-lines-in-movies-not-the-line-though/88263/19 "2001-10-19T10:30:52Z")

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“There are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn’t advise you to try to invade.” - Casablanca

“I’m a Red Sea pedestrian and proud of it!” - Life of Brian

“Most of the biggest mistakes of my life have been haircuts.” - The Doors

“I’ve always believed that, done properly, armed robbery doesn’t have to be a completely unpleasant experience.” - Thelma & Louise

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-lines-in-movies-not-the-line-though/88263/20 "2001-10-19T12:39:40Z")

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“I probably would, if I gave you any thought at all.”  
– Rick replying to Ugarte’s asking if he despises him, _Casablanca_

“Who _is_ that girl?”  
–Elwood, finally curious about the repeated attempts on his life, _The Blues Brothers_

“Can I have my clip back?”  
–the only time Kendig is ever taken aback, _Hopscotch_

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