# Favorite Movie Hitman

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-hitman/320076>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 4, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-hitman/320076 "2005-09-04T18:45:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-hitman/320076/41 "2005-09-06T11:50:50Z")

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Rocco was not a hitman… he brought a six shooter to a room with nine guys in it. The McManus brothers on the other hand… they kicked nothing but ass. “You know what we need man? Some rope!”

Mad props to Leon, the Professional. “I think it was something personal.” RIP Leon.

Can’t argue with Vincent and Jules either… However, Jules quit because of a near miss and Vincent got killed with his own weapon. They’re cool characters but not very good hitmen. “We should having fucking shotguns.”

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**Author:** ![smiling\_bandit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-hitman/320076/42 "2005-09-06T12:54:58Z")

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The Fiducci Brothers from _Oscar_. 😉

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**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-hitman/320076/43 "2005-09-06T13:01:07Z")

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> [@Silentgoldfish](#):
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> Neither of those noms are Hitmen though; Marv is hired muscle and he dislikes hitmen and the girls of Old Town only kill to defend their community.

Yeah, if anything, the girls in Old Town are just a friendly neighborhood Citizen’s Militia. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-hitman/320076/44 "2005-09-06T13:03:11Z")

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> [@DWMarch](#):
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> Rocco was not a hitman… he brought a six shooter to a room with nine guys in it.

I never said he was a GOOD hitman, just my favorite. 🆒

Also, the cueball thing’s gotta get him some props.

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-hitman/320076/45 "2005-09-06T19:35:33Z")

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Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd, in _Diamonds are Forever_.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-hitman/320076/46 "2005-09-06T19:59:16Z")

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Duke Togo aka **Golgo 13.**** The Professional **, which predates the Jean Reno movie of the same name, is better than** Queen Bee**. Duke is little more than a supporting character in the second.

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-hitman/320076/47 "2005-09-06T20:13:50Z")

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Il Duce, **Boondock Saints.**

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**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-hitman/320076/48 "2005-09-06T20:19:32Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> **The Professional** , which predates the Jean Reno movie of the same name, is better than **Queen Bee**

Are you talking about this [The Professional](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082949/)? Cause Jean-Paul Belmondo plays a wicked great assasin in that, just too cool and very clever too. And the ending, when Ennio Morricone’s score kicks in… I almost cried. Definitely up there with Jean Reno, just more old school.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-hitman/320076/49 "2005-09-06T20:39:32Z")

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No, I mean this [The Professional.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086148/); and I meant it predates the Natalie Portman/Jean Reno movie.

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2005, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-hitman/320076/50 "2005-09-10T12:28:10Z")

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Victor, the Cleaner, in **Point of No Return,** played by Harvey Keitel.  
Now, THAT’S a hitman!

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2005, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-hitman/320076/51 "2005-09-10T12:38:22Z")

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> [@Lynwood Slim](#):
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> hit man: Stallone in “Get Carter”

Blasphemy! Michael Caine. [Accept no substitute](http://imdb.com/title/tt0067128/)!

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