# Favorite Movie Lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 13, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245 "2003-01-13T04:34:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DLurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecd19e/32.png) [@DLurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DLurker)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/21 "2003-01-13T14:52:10Z")
Hey this is great! Now I know what Movies I want to see again this weekend? - \*\* Badges? Badges? We don’t need no stinking Badges! \*\*Treasure of the Sierra Madre… \* ---
**Author:** ![Phnord\_Prephect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df705f/32.png) [@Phnord\_Prephect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phnord_Prephect)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/22 "2003-01-13T15:15:21Z")
“It’s OK, Man! If there’s one thing I know, it’s how to drive when I’m stoned! It’s like, you know your perspective’s f\*\*\*ed, so you just let your HANDS work the CONTROLS as if you were Straight!” --green alien from Heavy Metal ---
**Author:** ![Stccrd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Stccrd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stccrd)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/23 "2003-01-13T15:39:00Z")
There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It’d be a shame to damage yours. - The Princess Bride ---
**Author:** ![ratatoskK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ratatoskk/32/2987_2.png) [@ratatoskK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratatoskK)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/24 "2003-01-13T17:04:56Z")
“Welcome to Earth!” – Will Smith, as he punches an alien in Independence Day ---
**Author:** ![Marc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8dc957/32.png) [@Marc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marc)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/25 "2003-01-13T17:20:23Z")
Here’s just a few of my faves: "Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor. " - from **Night Shift** “If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour … you’re gonna see some serious shit.” - from **Back To The Future** “Help, help, I’m being repressed!” - from **Monty Python and the Holy Grail** “Yes I am serious…and don’t call me Shirley” - from **Airplane** ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/26 "2003-01-13T17:39:12Z")
“I’m glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch.” – Wizards “But, Your Excellency… _I_ have the other glass slipper.” – Cinderella ---
**Author:** ![YEP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/43a26b/32.png) [@YEP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YEP)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/27 "2003-01-13T17:50:57Z")
Can’t remember the title, Big Man on Campus, I think. something like: Student,"You can have any piece of the chicken you want. What piece would you like? Main character,“Two faces!” ---
**Author:** ![FallFast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba9def/32.png) [@FallFast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallFast)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/28 "2003-01-13T18:16:07Z")
Two girls talking about french kissing… “But Daddy says I do it the best” – Vacation ---
**Author:** ![dahempfaerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@dahempfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dahempfaerie)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/29 "2003-01-13T20:16:08Z")
“My teenage angst now has a body count”–Heathers “So you’re saying there’s a chance”–Dumb and Dumber “My boyfriend’s sister’s best friend’s cousin knows this kid who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious” (or something like that)–Ferris Bueller ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/30 "2003-01-13T20:30:25Z")
"What we have here is `Failure to communicate’ " - “Cool Hand Luke” \* ---
**Author:** ![Tree\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9dc877/32.png) [@Tree\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tree_Boy)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/31 "2003-01-13T20:31:53Z")
And from the beloved South Park movie: Chef: Haven’t you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation? Cmmdr: I don’t listen to hip-hop. Sheila Broflowski to T&P: Any last words? Phillp: Hows aboot, “Get me the fuck out of this chair!?!” Soldiers marching in the street: I don’t know but Ive been told, Canadian pussy’s very cold. Mr Mackey: I very much doubt Mr. Garrison ever said, “Eat penguin shit you ass spelunker.” And the best of them all, Mr. Garrison: I don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die. ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/32 "2003-01-13T20:38:05Z")
“Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!” - Patton and my sig. ---
**Author:** ![dahempfaerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@dahempfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dahempfaerie)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/33 "2003-01-13T20:44:42Z")
“Nice Beaver” “Thanks, I just got it stuffed” WOOOO HOOOOOO! Cracks me up every time! ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/34 "2003-01-13T20:50:11Z")
_Thish wunna grahncha wush notta shoo-uh shide_ ---
**Author:** ![DLurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecd19e/32.png) [@DLurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DLurker)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/35 "2003-01-13T21:18:38Z")
And then one time at band camp, American Pie… ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/36 "2003-01-13T21:18:38Z")
Well, if we can expand our scope to include movies made prior to 1990 (slight exaggeration, I know), we get the. coolest. line. ever–case closed. “Major Strasser has been shot…round up the usual suspects.” ---
**Author:** ![DLurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecd19e/32.png) [@DLurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DLurker)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/37 "2003-01-13T21:19:45Z")
Play it again \*\* jsc1953 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/38 "2003-01-13T21:23:26Z")
“This is my family, I found it all on my own. It’s little… and broken… but it’s still good. Yeh, it’s still good.” - _Lilo and Stitch_ I’d fault _Casablanca_ for having one old line after another except that the lines originated in the film. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/39 "2003-01-13T21:30:31Z")
I call dibs on your extra points, **DAVEW0071**. Now you’ve got me saying “Top. Men.” over and over to myself in a bureaucratic accent. (Just don’t ask what a bureaucratic accent is.) One of my (many) favorite lines has to be: \*Conan, what is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women! That is good.\* ---
**Author:** ![DLurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecd19e/32.png) [@DLurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DLurker)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/40 "2003-01-13T21:57:33Z")
> [@](#): > > - \*\* Davew0071 \*\* \* And Sakura and I frequently find cause to look at each other and say, \*\* “Top. Men.” \*\* Ok. One I don’t recognize. What is it from? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245.md?page=3)