# Favorite Movie Lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 13, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245 "2003-01-13T04:34:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![DLurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecd19e/32.png) [@DLurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DLurker)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/61 "2003-01-14T03:31:14Z")
Thanks \*\* Czarcasm \*\* You guys are reminding me of a lot of great movies. Excellent! Say WHAT one more time… – \* Pulp Fiction \* Film at eleven – \* Kentucy Fried Movie \* ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/62 "2003-01-14T03:50:21Z")
Oh, here’s a couple that I forgot: Two that go together: “If Andy gets up, we’ll all get up, it’ll be anarchy!” --Bender, _The Breakfast Club_ “…cats and dogs, living together, mass hysteria!” --Venkman, _Ghostbusters_ ---
**Author:** ![DLurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecd19e/32.png) [@DLurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DLurker)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/63 "2003-01-14T04:18:55Z")
Get ready. Here IT COMES! – \* Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. \* ---
**Author:** ![HeatMiser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecd19e/32.png) [@HeatMiser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeatMiser)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/64 "2003-01-14T04:19:51Z")
_The Godfather_ **Jack Woltz:** “Johnny Fontane will never get that movie. I don’t care how many dego, wop, guinea, greaseball goombas come out of the woodwork.” **Tom Hagen:** “I’m German-Irish.” _True Romance_ **Floyd:** “Don’t you condensend me man… I’ll fuckin’ kill you man.” _Taxi Driver_ **Travis Bickle:** “How’s everything in the pimp business?” _The Thing_ (John Carpenter, 1982) **Clark:** “I dunno what the hell’s in there, but it’s weird and pissed off whatever it is.” _Bachelor Party_ **Brad:** “Hi, come on in! Drugs to the right, hookers to the left.” ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/65 "2003-01-14T05:40:08Z")
“Yah, Yah, Yah!” Quint (after Chief Brody tells him that he’s ‘certifiable’), _Jaws_ ---
**Author:** ![alex\_arg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@alex\_arg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alex_arg)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/66 "2003-01-14T06:09:05Z")
“He’ll Flip ya. Flip ya for real”. Usual Suspects To show off my geekiness, I tend to talk along with the dialogues when I watch The Matrix, but I love " You’re my savior man. My on personal Jesus Christ." “Sheeeeee’s out of our haiiir”. Monsters Inc. ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Severus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@Lady\_Severus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Severus)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/67 "2003-01-14T07:14:09Z")
_pulls out notebook full of movies quotes and commences_ “I JUST LOST MY VIRGINITY IN A CONFESSIONAL BOOTH…LORD HAVE MERCY!!!” ~Detroit Rock City “Just be yourself, sir. They can’t take that away from you.” ~Trading Places Great Moments in the Princess Bride: “You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land way in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line! A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, A ha ha ha - (Thump!)” ~Vizinni “He died well; that should please you. No bribe attempts or blubbering. He simply said, ‘Please. Please I want to live.’ 'Twas the please that caught my attention…He went on to describe a woman of unsurpassing beauty and faithfullness; I can only assume he meant you. You should bless me for destroying him before he found out what you really are.” ~Westley “If you’re in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch, or find something useful to do.” ~Westley “I could do that. I’ve got some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help since I am only waiting around to kill you.” ~Iñigo “That does put a damper on our relationship.” ~Westley “Probably some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise at night through…eel-infested waters…” ~Vizinni “Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.” ~Iñigo “Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.” ~Dread Pirate Roberts (end Princess Bride…I left about ten of my quotes out…moving on) “God is so smart. Like Jeopardy smart.” ~Little Nicky “Peopel think I got the power cuz I got the monkeys. Nope. I got the power cuz I’ll let the monkeys loose. People don’t understand that…they goddamn don’t understand that, and they goddamn don’t understand me. But that’s ok cuz people, they understands monkeys.” ~Dave Foley, Kids in the Hall (I know it’s not a movie, but…) “I’m somebody’s bitch.” ~Half Baked “Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you I’m out.” ~also from Half Baked “I spent ten years learning which buttongs to push; now I just look at myself and I cum.” “Ew.” ~All Over the Guy “The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we pass on to others when we’re uncool.” ~Almost Famous “I’m US, Grade A, 100%, fuckin’ queer.” ~Kiss Me, Guido “Como te gusta me pinga?” ~Trick “I’m suicidal. It’s less co-dependent.” ~The Anniversary Party “Randy, be Christlike.” ~The Opposite of Sex “What a piece of fecal matter.” ~Bicentennial Man “Not that I’m condoning Fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Isms, in my opinion, are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism; he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, ‘I don’t believe in Beatles/I just believe in me.’ He was the walrus. I could be the walrus; I’d still have to bum rides off of people.” ~Ferris Bueller’s Day Off “Anyone? Anyone?” ~same as above “Excuse me, sir? Why would anyone steal a screw?” ~The Breakfast Club “Claire did it.” ~The Breakfast Club as well …and I’m spent ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/68 "2003-01-14T07:36:36Z")
“I was in the neighborhood and feeling a bit daffy so I thought I’d stop in for an aperatif.” – Tommy in Miller’s Crossing “And stay out of the Woolworth’s!” – O Brother Where Art Thou? “Gopher, Everett?” – O Brother “Why do you say you feel ‘trapped’ in a man’s body?” “Well sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard.” – Raising Arizona (it wasn’t until I was finished that I realized these are all Coen Bros. movies.) ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/69 "2003-01-14T08:05:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SolGrundy \* > \*\*“I was in the neighborhood and feeling a bit daffy so I thought I’d stop in for an aperatif.” – Tommy in Miller’s Crossing > \*\* I like even better the exchange a little later in this scene: Verna: That’s not why you came. Tom: Tell me why I came. Verna: Oldest reason there is. Tom: There are friendlier places to drink. * * * “H’lo, Bernie. Come on in, make yourself at home.” - Tom ---
**Author:** ![Reuel\_Miller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b5e925/32.png) [@Reuel\_Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reuel_Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/70 "2003-01-14T08:37:03Z")
“Get her? That was your plan, Ray? Get her?” - Ghostbusters “Women who glide deserve men who make them thump” - Things to do in Denver when you are Dead “Give it a name” - Things to do in Denver when you are Dead “You make me want to be a better man” - As good as it gets “Yippee-kay-yay, mutha-f\*\*\*er” - Die Hard “There can be only one” - Highlander “I have something to say. It is better to burn out, then to fade away” - Highlander “Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?” “No Hudson, have you?” - Aliens “We just need to know one thing: Where they are.” - Aliens "Somebody said “alien” she thought they said “illegal alien” and signed up! " - Aliens (Cool “in-joke”, but enough Aliens… I could quote the entire movie) “You mess with the bull, you’ll get the horns!” - Breakfast club “You whip it out and I’ll total you” “Totally?” “Totally.” - Breakfast club “I’m not left-handed either.” - Princess Bride “Wh-What are you?” “I’m Batman” - Batman “Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.” - Batman “In nomine padre” “Et fili” “Et spiritu sancti” - Boondock Saints (i know it is in other movies, but it is coolest in Boondock Saints) “Me love you long time” - Full Metal Jacket “I wasn’t testing you, I was testing the machine.” - Freejack “I don’t play well with others” - Hackers “We’ll torture you so long, you’ll think it’s a carreer” - Hudson Hawk “OK OK, I am the Messiah.” “The messiah… the messiah…” “Now fuck off” “How, sire, should we fuck off?” - Life of Brian “You are all individuals” “We are all individuals” “You are all unique” “We are all unique” “I’m not” - Life of Brian “I like these quiet little moments before the storm” - Leon (“The Professional”) “I feel the need. The need for speed.” - Top Gun “Schhh-wwinnnggg” - Wayne’s World OK… I’m tired now… and I managed to get through it without quoting one Kevin Smith or Quentin Tarantino movie… whew… Reuel ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/71 "2003-01-14T09:24:36Z")
The following are from [Super Troopers](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0247745) (shamelessly copied from the quotes page at [IMDB](http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0247745) )[_note for mods_ Not sure if this goes against any copy right issues, as I am posting somethiong directly from another page, but I’m not claiming to have written it so I think it should be alright…] Captain O’Hagan: I swear to God I’m going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans." Mac: Hey Farva what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans? Rabbit: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [As they hand the Captain their pistols] Thorny: How you feeling Mac? Mac: Good enough…to f\*ck…your mother! (This one is a bit of an in joke between myself and an old roomie. We got the weirdest looks asking this question in public) And my fav: Thorny: Who wants a mustache ride? ---
**Author:** ![AchimbaProphet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2bfe46/32.png) [@AchimbaProphet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AchimbaProphet)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/72 "2003-01-14T10:25:13Z")
"I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I hoped it could be. " - Office Space sums up my philosophy of spare time well spent. ---
**Author:** ![WonTon\_Sean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WonTon\_Sean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WonTon_Sean)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/73 "2003-01-14T13:27:23Z")
What about the twinkie? -Ghostbusters I dunno if you’ve been keepin’ up with current events, but we just got our asses kicked, man! -Aliens Justice: I don’t know, he so sweet and kind and caring… Jay:(screaming) Hey baby! Ever had your a\*\*hole eaten out by a fat guy in trench coat!? YEAAAH! ---
**Author:** ![WonTon\_Sean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WonTon\_Sean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WonTon_Sean)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/74 "2003-01-14T13:28:51Z")
The last one was from Jay and Silent Bob Stike Back. ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Severus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@Lady\_Severus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Severus)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/75 "2003-01-14T15:11:33Z")
How could I forget the greatness of Star Wars: “Wars not make one great!” “When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.” ~Yoda was a great man…er…thing…er…whatever he was…meh…_walks away kicking the ground_ ---
**Author:** ![PatrickM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7feea3/32.png) [@PatrickM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickM)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/76 "2003-01-14T15:27:12Z")
“Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?” - Butch Cassady and the Sundance Kid ---
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> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SolGrundy \* > \*\*“And stay out of the Woolworth’s!” – O Brother Where Art Thou? > \*\* I love that line too, although to me it sounds like he says: “And stay out of the _Woolsworth_!” I’d also like to second “Lots of respectable people been hit by trains.” And my new fave from _The Big Lebowski_: “Calmer 'n you are Dude.” ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/78 "2003-01-14T16:57:39Z")
“Shit, Wang, it’s just a game!” - Kurt Russel as Jack Burton, _Big Trouble in Little China_ “I’m just a simple man, trying to make my way in the galaxy…” - Temeura Morrison as Jango Fett, _Star Wars: Episode Two_ “You have bled with Wallace, NOW BLEED WITH ME!!!” - Angus McFayden as Robert the Bruce, _Braveheart_ “What’s that?” “_This_…is a _PINT_!” “It comes in _pints_? I have to get one of those!” - Billy Boyd as Pippin and Dominic Monaghan as Merry, _The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring_ ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/79 "2003-01-14T20:39:07Z")
Faramir: “What are you, his bodyguard?” Sam: “I"m his gardener” **LOTR:TTT** Venkman: “I’m fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing.” **Ghostbusters** McGill: "Damn! We’re in a tight spot!" **O Brother** Renault: “Why did you come to Casablanca?” Rick: “For the waters.” Renault: “Waters? What waters? We’re in the desert” Rick: “I was misinformed.” **Casablanca** ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245/80 "2003-01-14T20:49:42Z")
"You’ve been missing a lot of work lately. Well, I wouldn’t exactly say I’ve been _missing_ it." - Office Space “I know. You can’t decide whether to kiss me or smack me. I get a lot of that.” - Madonna in Dick Tracy “What do you mean, _casual_ sex? This is my best suit!” - Casual Sex “The situation is so bad, that it is the worst it has ever been!” - Infra-Man [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/favorite-movie-lines/148245.md?page=5)